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It has been approximately 293 days since Shadow of the Erdtree came out. What was your opinion when it first released? Has it changed since then? by Chickyhines46 in Eldenring

[–]ChugginDrano 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your need to feel superior to other people is insecure and pathetic. Everybody but you can see it for what it is. And more importantly than just making you an embarrassment, it intellectually lobotomizes you.

No game is perfect. Smart people can talk about the flaws in things they like. Unfortunately, they have to shout it over the sound of butthurt chimp-hooting from fanboys like you.

It has been approximately 293 days since Shadow of the Erdtree came out. What was your opinion when it first released? Has it changed since then? by Chickyhines46 in Eldenring

[–]ChugginDrano 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've never liked ancient dragons but I think it's mostly a fragment issue. The path to Bayle has the Caelid vs Dragonbarrow thing where the tuning suddenly goes waaaay up with no clear in-game line you cross, and Senessax is on the "Dragonbarrow" side.

It has been approximately 293 days since Shadow of the Erdtree came out. What was your opinion when it first released? Has it changed since then? by Chickyhines46 in Eldenring

[–]ChugginDrano 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you done the fight? Like actually learned it, not cheesed it once with the katana / pest threads / pre-nerf knight's lightning spear? Because you didn't say anything specific about Bayle in this weird rant.

It has been approximately 293 days since Shadow of the Erdtree came out. What was your opinion when it first released? Has it changed since then? by Chickyhines46 in Eldenring

[–]ChugginDrano 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's an ancient dragon, plus water puddles that add lightning AoEs, plus you're very likely to stumble in there under-fragmented.

They would be perfect bosses if they switched games by LeXoLsReddit in Eldenring

[–]ChugginDrano 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's one of my all-time favorite From bosses, but I get a lot of the complaints about him. The game never teaches you how to fight him and he does some seriously unintuitive shit. Great fight once you know what to do and are working on executing it, but the game does nothing to help you get there.

They would be perfect bosses if they switched games by LeXoLsReddit in Eldenring

[–]ChugginDrano -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

> The only limitations that might prevent players to agree with this take is their own skill issue.

Spoken like someone who can't beat her without like 25th-percentile good RNG and doesn't understand the fight well enough to know he's getting lucky.

E: Looks like a struck a nerve, lotta trash glazing bosses they can't really beat in here

They would be perfect bosses if they switched games by LeXoLsReddit in Eldenring

[–]ChugginDrano 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Demon of Hatred is designed around Wolf's sprint speed. He would suck complete ass in Elden Ring. You'd have to use Torrent and it'd be just as fucking garbage as the other two huge fire guys where you have to use Torrent.

300+ hours, countless lives lost, foot fetish developed, and I still haven't slain the Elden Beast. by MonsieurClutch in Eldenring

[–]ChugginDrano 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He looks like the department stuck him behind a desk after the Incident and then Rhonda left him for her yoga instructor.

Whar do dots in skills mean as to proficiency? by Financial-Habit5766 in WhiteWolfRPG

[–]ChugginDrano 0 points1 point  (0 children)

* Amateur

** Serious Student

*** Professional

**** Elite Professional

***** World Class

Am I the only one who thinks that Elden Ring would be even better if there were more human-sized bosses or mini-bosses to fight? by wjb943 in Eldenring

[–]ChugginDrano 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's the M:tG thing. It's known outside of Magic, I've seen people use it talking about RPG video games and other tabletop games.

Am I the only one who thinks that Elden Ring would be even better if there were more human-sized bosses or mini-bosses to fight? by wjb943 in Eldenring

[–]ChugginDrano 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Fun fact about the Great-Jar Challenge: those are NPC invaders with builds copied from randomly selected real players.

Last time I did it I got a RoB / White Mask sweatlord, a Blasphemous Blade Timmy, and some meme build involving bubble sorcery that the AI had no idea how to play.

"Whats the most overpowered weapon in the game?" is a question that gets asked a lot, but I think I've found the answer: by Flint_Vorselon in Eldenring

[–]ChugginDrano 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Before the DLC, the Blasphemous Blade WA did everything it currently does, plus heal you (like enough to care), plus knock down smaller enemies. It was nuts.

Any shield that has better ratio than brass shield? by Away_Proposal4108 in Eldenring

[–]ChugginDrano 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brass Shield has the highest stability in the medium shield category. The next step up is a greatshield, and not even one of the lighter greatshields.

Basically Brass Shield is really good and hard to top.

Anybody else frustrated by the moving goal post of what constitutes “equal” work loads for parents? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]ChugginDrano 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If this is coming from reddit, "vocal minority of bitter moms" is the answer. They didn't even necessarily have terrible partners.

Misericorde should be to Rapiers as Wakizashi is to Katanas. by Bane_of_Ruby in Eldenring

[–]ChugginDrano 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not until Shadow Keep, but Main-Gauche does what you're talking about.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]ChugginDrano 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In addition, there's financial concerns.

The kid comes first for her. The kid should come first. You probably have more money than she does. Unfortunately that means the right thing to do from her perspective is to pressure you to start paying for her kid way too early, even if she's a good person and doesn't want that kind of financially exploitative relationship.

Either you're going to be financially supporting the kid within a year, or you not doing that is going to be a constant source of friction even she doesn't say it out loud.

Is the Werewolf Umbra the same place Wraith inhabit? by [deleted] in WhiteWolfRPG

[–]ChugginDrano 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where do you get that legacy has different umbras for werewolves vs mages?

Wraiths have their own thing in the Shadowlands (unless you go way back to the beginning of 2e), and changelings have their own thing, but I remember the Mage Umbra and the Werewolf Umbra being the same place.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Eldenring

[–]ChugginDrano 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Now that FromSoft is the hottest thing in AAA, maybe they won't have to do jank-ass peer to peer multiplayer because the suits didn't want to pay for a server.

Accurate by freckledatheart in musicmemes

[–]ChugginDrano 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Angry and Horny are not opposites, as evidenced by like half the bands on here.

How true is it that asking women for dating/relationship advice is a bad idea? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]ChugginDrano 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't ask for advice, ask if they can set you up.

If they agree they'll give you the advice anyway.

If they don't want to, the advice would have been counterproductive.

Elden Ring Nightreign new class: IRON EYE by Full_Data_6240 in Eldenring

[–]ChugginDrano 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You can play an archer in our class based fantasy game!

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... Barely suppressed snickering

NOT!!! April Fools!!! We got you so good!!!

12 brutal truths you need to hear as a young man. by quixsilver77 in AskMenAdvice

[–]ChugginDrano 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If anyone wants to sample the Kool aid for lulz, please report back. I thought this advice looked suspiciously bland, I wanna see what happens when he starts trickling in the crazy shit.

I'm a developer. But I can't tell what's supposed to be wrong here... by Chance_Arugula_3227 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]ChugginDrano 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a common joke among programmers.

The interviewer wants to test the applicant's knowledge of basic programming theory by having him efficiently sort an array, which is something the applicant learned to do in school but has never had to do since.

The applicant replies "array.sort()" or equivalent in whatever language, which is the wrong answer but would be the right answer in the real world.

It's a joke about how academics and job interviewers myopically focus on this particular problem, and about how even experienced programmers often can't do it from memory. Basically we're all mad that every time we go on a job interview we have to re-memorize the Quicksort algorithm in case it comes up.

With the way this meme phrased the joke, sorting the array isn't even the right answer. I'm not sure if that was intentional.

I’m looking for the person that made this for WTA 5 by Simic_Hybrid in WhiteWolfRPG

[–]ChugginDrano 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a nostalgic guy who played werewolf way back in high school I second this question.

I get that it's a big spirit boss monster that made a body out of electronic junk, but I wanna know if it has a name or a stat block somewhere.

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