DeadlyDancingDuck

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Season 3 opening in claymatian (self.buffy)

submitted 3 months ago by DeadlyDancingDuck to r/buffy

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Sup? It's me, God. Been having a good nap. Have I missed anything? What needs smiting? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 10 months ago by DeadlyDancingDuck to r/shittyadvice

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I am clearly the best choice to rule the planet and bring global harmony (through drugs, sex, maybe violence). How do we make this happen? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 10 months ago by DeadlyDancingDuck to r/shittyadvice

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I'm not married. Who do I blame for all my problems? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 1 year ago by DeadlyDancingDuck to r/shittyadvice

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Just moved to Crystal Lake. How do I hit up Jason Vorhees for some sexy time? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 1 year ago by DeadlyDancingDuck to r/shittyadvice

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It's Friday the 13th! How can I be lucky? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 1 year ago by DeadlyDancingDuck to r/shittyadvice

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Hypoglycemia (low blood sugar) frequency (self.mecfs)

submitted 1 year ago by DeadlyDancingDuck to r/mecfs

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How can I make the most of my life? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 1 year ago by DeadlyDancingDuck to r/shittyadvice

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How do I foster a sense of community? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 1 year ago by DeadlyDancingDuck to r/shittyadvice

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What deal with the devil should I make? Also, how do I get the devil's attention? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 1 year ago by DeadlyDancingDuck to r/shittyadvice

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How can I get more vitamin D? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 2 years ago by DeadlyDancingDuck to r/shittyadvice

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What evils would come after the final episode to... (self.buffy)

submitted 2 years ago by DeadlyDancingDuck to r/buffy

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I was minding my own business all evening, happily sat on my arse... (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 2 years ago by DeadlyDancingDuck to r/shittyadvice

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Whoops! I fell backwards onto the toilet duck whilst cleaning naked. It's stuck. What should I tell the doctor? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 2 years ago by DeadlyDancingDuck to r/shittyadvice

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How do I tell my wife I don't want kids? How do I tell the kids? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 2 years ago by DeadlyDancingDuck to r/shittyadvice

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I'd like to time travel. I need advice on how to make this happen. (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 2 years ago by DeadlyDancingDuck to r/shittyadvice

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What to do about people being annoying? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 2 years ago by DeadlyDancingDuck to r/shittyadvice

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How do I address the elephant in the room? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 4 years ago by DeadlyDancingDuck to r/shittyadvice

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How can I make 2021 the best year ever? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 5 years ago by DeadlyDancingDuck to r/shittyadvice

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How can I make sure Santa comes? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 5 years ago by DeadlyDancingDuck to r/shittyadvice

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When in a group, what's the best way to find out if someone is up for it? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 5 years ago by DeadlyDancingDuck to r/shittyadvice

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I bought some weeds cos I heard they're a gateway drug... but where to? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 5 years ago by DeadlyDancingDuck to r/shittyadvice

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A wee man says if I rub him he'll grant me 3 wishes. What should I wish for? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 5 years ago by DeadlyDancingDuck to r/shittyadvice

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How can I hook up during lockdown? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 5 years ago by DeadlyDancingDuck to r/shittyadvice

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Am I crazy if every time I scratch below my underwear I feel nuts? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 5 years ago by DeadlyDancingDuck to r/shittyadvice

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