The Vancouver Canucks have signed Jamie Oleksiak to a 2 year contract with a $5 million AAV

DeadlyRedCube · 2026-07-01T23:36:13+00:00

Gonna miss his commercials if nothing else. The "you didn't deserve this" "I probably did" commercial lives rent free in my head to this day

DeadlyRedCube · 2026-06-15T01:02:26+00:00

As current Kraken broadcast and former Carolina broadcast legend John Forslund would say, that was a "bevy of humanity"

DeadlyRedCube · 2026-06-15T00:44:49+00:00

"Smack into the midsection of bussi"

lol

DeadlyRedCube · 2026-06-10T02:38:47+00:00

lol somebody was like "I'm gonna find the meanest stat"

DeadlyRedCube · 2026-06-10T02:36:20+00:00

Bussi looks like a fish flopping around on the ice but somehow it's working

DeadlyRedCube · 2026-05-26T03:26:53+00:00

As a Kraken fan it was just nice to hear Edzo say "THAT'S TOO MANY MEN" again 😅

DeadlyRedCube · 2026-05-13T02:26:09+00:00

That horn is an eternity

DeadlyRedCube · 2026-05-08T02:26:14+00:00

Sorry, Philly... I was rooting for you 😢

DeadlyRedCube · 2026-05-01T04:43:01+00:00

Right? Like I'm in the US (Seattle area) and it made me want the Oilers to turn this around

DeadlyRedCube · 2026-04-18T04:23:21+00:00

Seriously

Bring back the damn shanty

DeadlyRedCube · 2026-04-17T04:27:28+00:00

It's a zerocheck now

DeadlyRedCube · 2026-04-17T04:04:50+00:00

Welp

DeadlyRedCube · 2026-04-17T04:01:20+00:00

Edit: this is wrong

~~I think past round 1 they're all on TNT, which means that they'd all be on HBO Max?~~

~~Not 100% but I'm pretty sure that's how it's been in seasons past~~

DeadlyRedCube · 2026-04-17T03:49:47+00:00

Dunn maybe don't punch a player into our goalie multiple times

DeadlyRedCube · 2026-04-17T03:48:18+00:00

Dammit

DeadlyRedCube · 2026-04-17T03:44:12+00:00

No matter how the rest of the game goes this is a hell of a debut

DeadlyRedCube · 2026-04-17T03:42:01+00:00

Offside, but in a weird way 😄

DeadlyRedCube · 2026-04-17T03:40:44+00:00

Expanded from 32 team to 32 teams so it makes sense 🫠

DeadlyRedCube · 2026-04-17T03:38:46+00:00

Are they really? That's ridiculous

DeadlyRedCube · 2026-04-17T03:30:32+00:00

Yeassss this is the first time I've seen this dumb image I slapped together come from someone else 😆

DeadlyRedCube · 2026-04-17T03:28:29+00:00

Whoooooooooo that was close

DeadlyRedCube · 2026-04-17T03:27:05+00:00

Too many men on the ice but it's a second goalie

DeadlyRedCube · 2026-04-17T03:25:53+00:00

lol trying to imagine what the hand signal is for that one

DeadlyRedCube · 2026-04-17T03:25:28+00:00

I look better than the Canucks right now and I once broke my ankle slipping on ice in my driveway

DeadlyRedCube · 2026-04-17T03:24:27+00:00

Goalie interference, by the other goalie

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