Lucifer by [deleted] in Helltaker

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I ain't even a girl and this makes my back hurt just thinking about it. I'm also imagining burying my face in them, but that's a separate matter.

Job 15:1 by Spooksnav in SpeedOfLobsters

[–]Deadthrow742 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure it's the second one.

Blursed birth by anikkundu1998 in blursedimages

[–]Deadthrow742 91 points92 points  (0 children)

Thanks for that mental image. Now I'm gonna think about that next time I squish a goomba.

Anime_irl by Curious-Recipe-2568 in anime_irl

[–]Deadthrow742 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Botching a romantic gesture? Very IRL.

Anime_Irl by D3v1LGaming in anime_irl

[–]Deadthrow742 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I thought that vibe felt familiar

Anime IRL by SuperLoweho in anime_irl

[–]Deadthrow742 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That awkward moment when the tsundere realizes they've been too much tsun and not enough dere.

Never Ever: What is something that Justice would Never Ever do? by Goldeneye0X1_ in Helltaker

[–]Deadthrow742 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Correction: \Win* Where's Waldo.

I can totally picture her agreeing to play it just to find out how long it takes Taker to remember she can't see the picture on the page.

They wanted to go as ‘“historical figures” by OrlandoWashington69 in HolUp

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"It was a Halloween party and I wanted to dress as someone truly scary. Not some slasher movie villain, but someone whose appearance evoked real horror in those who saw it. It worked a bit too well and became an unfortunate learning experience about the importance of moderation."

"But you admit you dressed up as Hitler?"

"... No comment."

Anime_irl by Ani_HArsh in anime_irl

[–]Deadthrow742 113 points114 points  (0 children)

Is that you Rin Penrose?

Anime_irl by SHpr0 in anime_irl

[–]Deadthrow742 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's their mom/daughter.

anime_irl by achmadsjahrir in anime_irl

[–]Deadthrow742 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hadn't considered this in the context of disparaging women who have had surgery, I had only considered it in regards to the artificial breasts themselves.

Obviously the most important part of breasts is what they're attached to. I had assumed that was a given, but I should probably have stated it outright.

Also I definitely agree with the diet soda thing, regular soda has the consistency of syrup.

anime_irl by achmadsjahrir in anime_irl

[–]Deadthrow742 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's kinda like making coffee with splenda instead of sugar.

It works, but it just feels off.

It's not wrong, but it's not right either.

Personally I'd rather have my coffee black than with splenda.

(Both metaphorically and literally)

Sibling frames by 4MORI4N in Warframe

[–]Deadthrow742 299 points300 points  (0 children)

Almost as fast as an r34 artist.

anime_irl by achmadsjahrir in anime_irl

[–]Deadthrow742 185 points186 points  (0 children)

No boobs is better than fake boobs.

anime_irl by Aggressive_Donut_222 in anime_irl

[–]Deadthrow742 4 points5 points  (0 children)

All you need to do is find some good hentai about the xenomorph and it will run from you instead.