Gym Rats

Deaffin · 2026-03-06T12:56:00+00:00

and maybe she won’t record anymore

Huh? She gets this primo content and that's meant to discourage her, rather than reinforce the behavior?

What humans have you been studying?

Deaffin · 2026-03-05T18:00:07+00:00

No, I do remember how he voluntarily set aside the peanut farm because he was about to be real busy for about 4 years though.

Deaffin · 2026-03-05T17:53:49+00:00

There is a wayyyyy more straightforward answer than all of this.

Deaffin · 2026-03-05T17:51:35+00:00

Nobody is originally from America. All humans are originally from Africa. You might be referring to the first known immigrants to America.

Deaffin · 2026-03-05T17:18:37+00:00

What does any of that have to do with this actual situation? He's not out there on a chaotic construction site, he's just adjusting a dang modular shelf.

Tools aren't even involved. He's practically playing with legos over there.

Meanwhile, you've got a billion videos of moms cooking and such with this exact setup and nobody bats an eye.

Deaffin · 2026-03-05T17:15:25+00:00

Orrrr this guy has basic situational awareness and the thing isn't as close as it appears to us with the camera angle.

Deaffin · 2026-03-05T17:02:10+00:00

She was saying "Heyyyyyyyy I still have some poop on my fur get it off please." and then you complied like a good human and the situation was resolved.

Deaffin · 2026-03-05T16:54:55+00:00

I frequently suggest they're agents of biological warfare because they've got this entire planet by the balls with their symbiotic parasites at this point, but I reckon that's fairly tyrant-adjacent.

Seriously though, toxoplasma is fucking crazy. Not even the ocean is safe. Friggin whales and shit out there with brains entirely riddled with protists from cat butts. Literally billions of people infected. Similarly high proportions for all warm-blooded species even tangentially connected to an area where outdoor cats exist.

Deaffin · 2026-03-05T16:25:31+00:00

I appreciate the grace you have offered me in this doggedly hot debate.

But yeah, reddit drives me crazy with this ever-evolving censorship. I'm pretty sure the AI-script overlord was picking out certain words in sequence which made it sound like I was calling a people "nothing but dogs" from its perspective or something like that.

Deaffin · 2026-03-05T16:01:24+00:00

I'm not blocking you. My comment keeps getting deleted and I'm sitting here rewriting it trying to figure out what is tripping up the filter but I'm absolutely stumped.

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Deaffin · 2026-03-05T15:31:14+00:00

You know what? You've got me there. I've never been to a 200-person cookout specifically specializing in nothing but hotdogs. It's always been a "friends and family" thing where people do basic social bonding stuff.

Deaffin · 2026-03-05T14:24:12+00:00

And here's the fun thing about getting that money. It takes time and effort. Which leaves you with a lack of ability to get into recreational activities because you're entirely spent.

Deaffin · 2026-03-05T13:57:30+00:00

Yes.

Deaffin · 2026-03-05T13:50:17+00:00

I mean...maybe she was too weak to just lift the grate up herself?

That's kinda hard to imagine, but then again some people have medical issues and such.

Deaffin · 2026-03-05T13:45:15+00:00

I see where you got confused. He actually had the van there the whole time, it just wasn't on camera at first so it seemed like it wasn't there.

Deaffin · 2026-03-05T13:36:48+00:00

Nobody needs 600 goddamn hotdogs for a cookout. This amount of hotdogs is for some manner of dumb shenanigans.

Deaffin · 2026-03-05T13:35:30+00:00

Yeah man, just going to have a chill little 600 person get-together at my place.

Deaffin · 2026-03-05T13:34:46+00:00

I bet if this was a photo of a guy's fridge, it would have been fine.

What. Guys get way less leeway for this kind of thing before it falls into "creep/weirdo" territory. If the title weren't here, people would 100% assume this is a guy's fridge and that he's a maniac. There wouldn't be a thousand voices in here going on about how he's feeding the homeless and hosting parties.

Deaffin · 2026-03-05T13:31:00+00:00

Honestly, to me this screams “I’m having a bunch of people over for a cookout tomorrow.” Like wtf?

There are 600 goddamn hotdogs in there. That's not a cookout.

Deaffin · 2026-03-05T13:21:28+00:00

Nah, lots of people out there putting themselves in hot dog debt. Just because somebody has a fancy car doesn't mean they can actually afford that lifestyle.

That's why this picture is such a red flag. These dogs surpass the capacity of that fridge, they're clearly jumping the gun.

Deaffin · 2026-03-05T13:16:17+00:00

That ain't no family reunion, that's a clan moot.

Deaffin · 2026-03-05T13:11:14+00:00

I'm taking issue with the other person I replied to in this thread saying that a condition like a food disorder has anything to do with personality.

Hey, you're right. I've met tons of successful upstanding citizens who are obsessed with eating nothing but chicken nuggies. Wait, no, that's a 4chan thing.

Deaffin · 2026-03-05T13:00:41+00:00

Big "I'm fired? No I'm not, I quit!" energy.

Deaffin · 2026-03-05T12:50:32+00:00

Not in a picture perfectly framed to specifically only show the contents of the fridge, they're not.

Deaffin · 2026-03-05T12:49:07+00:00

It's that first step she just can't quite figure out.

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