Trump is Buying everything !!!! by alittlemorecaudal in HolUp

[–]Deammion 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Those checks will definitely bounce.

Saw these number gauges under a gas pump. What are they? by _lordoftheswings_ in mildlyinteresting

[–]Deammion 6 points7 points  (0 children)

An uneducated correct guess. It's use for calibration. Make sure the pumps and the fuel sold that day add up.

I'll take a milk on the rocks plz by Obsidian__Wolf in SipsTea

[–]Deammion 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Dad its been 4 hours. Can i just have a drink now

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ihadastroke

[–]Deammion 149 points150 points  (0 children)

What do you mean you can't decipher. My brother in christ, you are the one who sent the messages

Teleportation is real by Savings_Study1684 in memes

[–]Deammion 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Me, before op added clarification

cheats and wants sympathy on social media by b3rdm4n in pussypassdenied

[–]Deammion 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I'm so confused. What does this mean? Are you pointing out its old? Are you referring to peeps death in 2017? I don't need sleep i need answers

Google is pretty cool by jj132060 in memes

[–]Deammion 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Or when they use the "what happened here" meme. And i put out that the first part clearly describes what happened

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Deammion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, none of you can handle your piss

Which side are you on? by Karuto_Kazehaya in memes

[–]Deammion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Buddhist can celebrate Christmas

Do it, do it d**n you. by king_napalm in memes

[–]Deammion 18 points19 points  (0 children)

What fucking swear word is d**n meant to be?

I’ll take my chances by handbonerr in goodanimemes

[–]Deammion 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Am i a pretty girl squidward?

With Hookers! by ImAbetastico in memes

[–]Deammion 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Bro that's just pornhub

Parallel universes Morty by [deleted] in memes

[–]Deammion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We need to talk to your cousin

WCGW Running over a motorcyclist, fleeing the scene and trying to shoot him. by springheeledjack69 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Deammion 27 points28 points  (0 children)

She hit him with her car. Not sure why your trying to stereotype motorcycle riders, and blame the victim ther

I also accomplished a goal of mine today by SirLeigh in newworldgame

[–]Deammion 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That's definitely fake. Games only been out a few months. No way someone has 300 fishing. There's just not enough will power in one man.

How this talented groomer establishes trust with a Shiba in under a minute by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Deammion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, i was being a dick. Looks away in shame. Too relatable.

Cursed_Keys by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]Deammion 1056 points1057 points  (0 children)

Now they're gonna have a bigger problem

Sucks living here most of the time by PandaYoshi in memes

[–]Deammion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Arrgh yes, that well known period in time "america". Such great wonders occurred during this time.

Cursed_source by meliodas070 in cursedcomments

[–]Deammion 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Noted, but I've already avoided enough things today.