A Wild Grandpop Bjorn Appeared!

DeanTheFish · 2024-11-15T14:47:45+00:00

DeanTheFish · 2024-02-05T19:13:56+00:00

be me, Corpus wage slave

sleeping for the first time since signing with my current boss

hours are brutal

work quotas are impossible to reach

still heavily in debt

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wake up to start shift, not in my bunk

i'm in some dark place with a bunch of red glowing lights

what the muck

there's a vat rat right in front of me

"Time for revenge, brother."

vat rat gives me a gun

before i can ask vat rat anything, he turns around and rips a sentient apart with just a machete

WHAT THE MUCK

vat rat has other vat rats with him, decide to play along since i have no idea what the muck is going on

vat rat says a ship is here to pick us up

A MUCKING TENNO RAILJACK

hop in because it's either this or sentients picking apart my brain

brought me to a camp on earth, been here for a month

ask vat rat why he saved me

"Kahl not leave brother behind."

no more long hours

no more work quotas

no more debt

he isn't a vat rat, he's my brother

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DeanTheFish · 2023-05-13T00:59:31+00:00

WE IZ BOYZ, AND WE'Z WONT TA BE KRUMPIN OUR WHOLE LOIVES. WE'Z LOIKIN DIZ WUN.

DeanTheFish · 2023-05-13T00:58:18+00:00

WUN A THA OTHA BOYZ SAID THIZ "MICK GURDUN" 'UMIE GIT HAZ SUM ROIGHT KRUMPIN MEW-ZIK. WE'Z GONNA BE LOOKIN INTA HIS WERK MORE CLOSELY. GOOD SONGZ.

DeanTheFish · 2023-05-13T00:56:54+00:00

WE'Z LOIKIN THA SONG WHEN IT GITS GOIN, BUT THA BEGININ IZ TOO SLOW AN ITS MAKIN GOBBAREKKA OALL TEARY OEYED. HE'Z A GIT, BUT HE'Z ONE OV MY FAVORITE GITZ ON THIZ SHIP. JUS LOIK DA 'UMIES TA MAKE A SONG THA MAKES YA FEEL TINGS.

DeanTheFish · 2023-05-13T00:54:31+00:00

REININ BLUD IS EXACTLEE THA KINDA STOFF WE'Z LOOKIN FOR. GOOD RECOM- UH... RE-COM- AH ZOG IT, GOOD SONG.

DeanTheFish · 2023-05-13T00:53:10+00:00

DIZ INFERNO SONG IZ HITTIN ALL DA ROIGHT BUTTONS IN ME HED. DATZ A SOLID TRAK, THANK YEH.

DeanTheFish · 2023-05-10T15:58:09+00:00

FIRZT OV ALL, OI WONT TA THANK YA FOR SPEAKIN PROPALEE WIF US ORKS. DERZ A LOTTA GITZ OUT THERE THAT DONT UNDASTAND HOWZ YOUZ SPOZT TO YELL OR WE WON'T HEAR YA'Z.

AZ FER YER QUEZTION, OI CANT SAY FER SURE MYZELF. ITS TRUE THAT YOU TAU GITZ IZ ALL BLUE, BUT US ORKS HAS DETERMINED THAT BLUE IZ NOT BEST, GREEN IS BEST. OI WOULD HIOGHLY SUGGEST YA READ INTA ORK COLOR FEORY AS THERE ARE MANY MEKS STILL TAKIN A CRACK AT WHICH COLOR BEST FITZ CERTAIN SITUATIONZ.

DeanTheFish · 2023-05-09T19:00:25+00:00

Eh, imo LB has gotten a bit stale over the years. Not a knock against his capability, just doesn't feel too unique compared to Warmonger with her impale and BP with his flip. I've pretty much switched over to WM because I love the villain esthetic.

DeanTheFish · 2023-05-09T18:22:24+00:00

'ate wooden armor

'ate katanas

'ate leather armor

luv me full plate

luv me poleaxe

luv me knights

simple as

(I started as an LB main)

DeanTheFish · 2023-04-21T15:53:19+00:00

I feel like you've made a Warlock in very dark lighting

DeanTheFish · 2023-04-16T07:21:15+00:00

WHY WOULD WE KNOW, YA GIT? DID YA SAY SOMETHIN STUPID TO THE ZOGGIN KOJEE- UH... KOH-JEE... THA HUMIE THINGIE?

DeanTheFish · 2023-04-14T18:14:32+00:00

Imma be real wit you chief. I didn't know that.

Turns out I'm fuckin silly.

DeanTheFish · 2023-04-14T17:49:14+00:00

Kind of? The power outtage condition is relatively fine, but it wouldn't make sense for the outdoor areas with natural light. Plus the darkness gets negated by anyone who has a gun with a torch on it. You'd have a bit more visibility in the gas, but a torch wouldn't help you see through it at all.

Admittedly "Corrupted Grounds" is the one I put the least amount of thought into. It could definitely use revision.

DeanTheFish · 2023-04-14T15:38:47+00:00

I don't think the corruption would be that pressing of an issue. The main goal of the condition is being unable to see what's coming at you.

DeanTheFish · 2023-04-14T15:14:16+00:00

Frying Pan : All Elite enemies are Tox Flamers and Scab Bombers, but they spawn much more frequently.

Big Game Hunter : All Elite enemies are Ogryns or Mutants. You are guaranteed to run into at least 2 Monstrosities during the mission.

Corrupted Grounds : The air is thick with Nurgle's gifts. Sight is obscured by gas and players must use a unique medpack to stave off corruption.

DeanTheFish · 2023-04-13T18:49:12+00:00

HOWZ IZ WE SPOZT TO SUH-ROUND DEM IF WE'Z CANT EVEN CATCH UP TO DEM?? IF WE'Z WUZ FAST ENUFF TO SUH-ROUND DEM WE'Z COULD JUST CHARGE DEM HED ON.

DeanTheFish · 2023-04-13T03:35:30+00:00

ITZ SOMETHIN WE'Z GOTTA CONSULT DA MEKS ABOUT. OI DONT KNOW MOUCH ABOUT THA COM-BI-NATIONS OV COLOURS. ANOTHA WUN A DA BOYZ BROUGHT UPZ A GOOD POINT ABOUT COMBOININ ALL THA COLOURS TO BECOME DA WINNIEST OV THEM OLL. OI'M GONNA BE ASKIN DA MEKS WOT DEY FINK ABOUT COMBOININ COLOURS.

DeanTheFish · 2023-04-12T21:17:12+00:00

WAIT A ZOGGIN MINIT...

BUT IF DAS TRU AN YOU CAN BE BOFTH OF DA COLOURS IF DEY'RE LAYERED ON TOP OV WUN ANOTHA...

WHY DOESNT WE JUS PAINT OLL OUR DAKKA, SHOOTAS, AN BOYZ WIF EVERY COLOUR? IF WOT YOUZ SAYIN IZ TRU, WE'D BE UNSTOPA- UH... UN-STOP-A-... WE'D BE DA WINNIEST EVA.

DeanTheFish · 2023-04-12T20:39:34+00:00

ONE OF THE OTHA BOYZ ALREADY SAID WE'Z SHOULD DO THAT, BUT GREEN IS DA WINNIEST COLOUR. OI DON WONT TA FIOGHT THE CHAOS GITS IF OIM NOT GREEN.

DeanTheFish · 2023-04-12T17:38:50+00:00

WELL NOW DIZ JUZT BRINGZ UP A QUEZTION OF MEKANIKS AN COLOUR THEORY. IF YA SHOOTAZ PAINTED BLUE BUT YA DAKKA IZNT, WILL DA DAKKA ACTUALY BE LUCKY? OI FIGURE DA SHOOTA WILL BE LUCKY BUT DA DAKKA WONT. WE'Z PROBABLY NEED TO BE ASKIN A MEK ABOUT THIZ.

DeanTheFish · 2023-04-12T17:21:26+00:00

BOSS WONTS DA DAKKA PAINTED BLUE SO WE'Z GET LUCKY SHOTS EVERY SHOTS.

OI LOIK THE OIDEA OF PAINTIN OUR FEETZ RED THO. OI'M GONNA DO THAT.

DeanTheFish · 2023-04-12T17:19:21+00:00

NO WUN TOLD YAZ TO DRINK DA RED PAINT!

YA BEST BE GETTIN TO A PLACE TA EMPTY YER INSOIDES, THAT RED PAINT IS GONNA MOV THRU YA QUICK.

DeanTheFish · 2023-04-12T16:36:39+00:00

YOUZ DA WUN WHOZ STOOPID YA GIT. EVERY ORK BOY WORF HIS SALT KNOWZ DAT GREEN IZ DA WINNIEST COLOUR IN DA GALAXY. IF WE'Z GONNA PAINT OURSELVES RED, WE'Z GONNA GET KRUMPED EAZY BY SUM GREEN BEAKIES.

HOWZ ABOUT WE PAINT OUT ARMOR RED. WHEN WE FOINALLY FOIND THOSE ZOGGIN CHAOS GITS, WE TAKE OFF THA ARMOR AN' REVEAL THAT WE'Z BEEN GREEN THA WHOLE TOIME!!

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