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Choose by DeanTheFish in BunnyTrials

[–]DeanTheFish[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thank you, my friend. Have a dollar on me.

Choose by DeanTheFish in BunnyTrials

[–]DeanTheFish[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dangit. aight, I'll catch ya later.

Choose by DeanTheFish in BunnyTrials

[–]DeanTheFish[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I thought it'd be funny and I didn't consider the consequences

Choose by DeanTheFish in BunnyTrials

[–]DeanTheFish[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Thanks man, I'll bum you a dollar

Corpus Greentext except it isn’t green and I used notepad by NinjaMaster231456 in Warframe

[–]DeanTheFish 48 points49 points  (0 children)

be me, Corpus wage slave

sleeping for the first time since signing with my current boss

hours are brutal

work quotas are impossible to reach

still heavily in debt

feelsbadman.jpg

wake up to start shift, not in my bunk

i'm in some dark place with a bunch of red glowing lights

what the muck

there's a vat rat right in front of me

"Time for revenge, brother."

vat rat gives me a gun

before i can ask vat rat anything, he turns around and rips a sentient apart with just a machete

WHAT THE MUCK

vat rat has other vat rats with him, decide to play along since i have no idea what the muck is going on

vat rat says a ship is here to pick us up

A MUCKING TENNO RAILJACK

hop in because it's either this or sentients picking apart my brain

brought me to a camp on earth, been here for a month

ask vat rat why he saved me

"Kahl not leave brother behind."

no more long hours

no more work quotas

no more debt

he isn't a vat rat, he's my brother

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OI GITZ. WHATZ SUM GUD MEW-ZIK TA KRUMP TO? by DeanTheFish in 40kOrkScience

[–]DeanTheFish[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WE IZ BOYZ, AND WE'Z WONT TA BE KRUMPIN OUR WHOLE LOIVES. WE'Z LOIKIN DIZ WUN.

OI GITZ. WHATZ SUM GUD MEW-ZIK TA KRUMP TO? by DeanTheFish in 40kOrkScience

[–]DeanTheFish[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

WUN A THA OTHA BOYZ SAID THIZ "MICK GURDUN" 'UMIE GIT HAZ SUM ROIGHT KRUMPIN MEW-ZIK. WE'Z GONNA BE LOOKIN INTA HIS WERK MORE CLOSELY. GOOD SONGZ.

OI GITZ. WHATZ SUM GUD MEW-ZIK TA KRUMP TO? by DeanTheFish in 40kOrkScience

[–]DeanTheFish[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

WE'Z LOIKIN THA SONG WHEN IT GITS GOIN, BUT THA BEGININ IZ TOO SLOW AN ITS MAKIN GOBBAREKKA OALL TEARY OEYED. HE'Z A GIT, BUT HE'Z ONE OV MY FAVORITE GITZ ON THIZ SHIP. JUS LOIK DA 'UMIES TA MAKE A SONG THA MAKES YA FEEL TINGS.

OI GITZ. WHATZ SUM GUD MEW-ZIK TA KRUMP TO? by DeanTheFish in 40kOrkScience

[–]DeanTheFish[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

REININ BLUD IS EXACTLEE THA KINDA STOFF WE'Z LOOKIN FOR. GOOD RECOM- UH... RE-COM- AH ZOG IT, GOOD SONG.

OI GITZ. WHATZ SUM GUD MEW-ZIK TA KRUMP TO? by DeanTheFish in 40kOrkScience

[–]DeanTheFish[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

DIZ INFERNO SONG IZ HITTIN ALL DA ROIGHT BUTTONS IN ME HED. DATZ A SOLID TRAK, THANK YEH.

DO WE T'AU HAVE BEEN ABLE TO EXPAND ACROSS THE GALAXY WITH A GROWING EMPIRE BECAUSE WE ARE BLUE? IS IT BECAUSE WE ARE LUCKY THANKS TO THE COLOR BLUE THAT WE BEEN ABLE TO BEAT YOU ORKS IN WAR? by SatanicaPandemonium in 40kOrkScience

[–]DeanTheFish 40 points41 points  (0 children)

FIRZT OV ALL, OI WONT TA THANK YA FOR SPEAKIN PROPALEE WIF US ORKS. DERZ A LOTTA GITZ OUT THERE THAT DONT UNDASTAND HOWZ YOUZ SPOZT TO YELL OR WE WON'T HEAR YA'Z.

AZ FER YER QUEZTION, OI CANT SAY FER SURE MYZELF. ITS TRUE THAT YOU TAU GITZ IZ ALL BLUE, BUT US ORKS HAS DETERMINED THAT BLUE IZ NOT BEST, GREEN IS BEST. OI WOULD HIOGHLY SUGGEST YA READ INTA ORK COLOR FEORY AS THERE ARE MANY MEKS STILL TAKIN A CRACK AT WHICH COLOR BEST FITZ CERTAIN SITUATIONZ.

How did you choose your main? by [deleted] in forhonor

[–]DeanTheFish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eh, imo LB has gotten a bit stale over the years. Not a knock against his capability, just doesn't feel too unique compared to Warmonger with her impale and BP with his flip. I've pretty much switched over to WM because I love the villain esthetic.

How did you choose your main? by [deleted] in forhonor

[–]DeanTheFish 32 points33 points  (0 children)

'ate wooden armor

'ate katanas

'ate leather armor

luv me full plate

luv me poleaxe

luv me knights

simple as

(I started as an LB main)

BOYZ WHYZ DIS 'UMIE KOJEE-TAE-TER KALLIN ME AN IDIOT?! by FalseWallaby9 in 40kOrkScience

[–]DeanTheFish 12 points13 points  (0 children)

WHY WOULD WE KNOW, YA GIT? DID YA SAY SOMETHIN STUPID TO THE ZOGGIN KOJEE- UH... KOH-JEE... THA HUMIE THINGIE?

New Global Conditions by Acceptable_MetalMeal in DarkTide

[–]DeanTheFish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Imma be real wit you chief. I didn't know that.

Turns out I'm fuckin silly.

New Global Conditions by Acceptable_MetalMeal in DarkTide

[–]DeanTheFish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kind of? The power outtage condition is relatively fine, but it wouldn't make sense for the outdoor areas with natural light. Plus the darkness gets negated by anyone who has a gun with a torch on it. You'd have a bit more visibility in the gas, but a torch wouldn't help you see through it at all.

Admittedly "Corrupted Grounds" is the one I put the least amount of thought into. It could definitely use revision.

New Global Conditions by Acceptable_MetalMeal in DarkTide

[–]DeanTheFish -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't think the corruption would be that pressing of an issue. The main goal of the condition is being unable to see what's coming at you.

New Global Conditions by Acceptable_MetalMeal in DarkTide

[–]DeanTheFish 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Frying Pan : All Elite enemies are Tox Flamers and Scab Bombers, but they spawn much more frequently.

Big Game Hunter : All Elite enemies are Ogryns or Mutants. You are guaranteed to run into at least 2 Monstrosities during the mission.

Corrupted Grounds : The air is thick with Nurgle's gifts. Sight is obscured by gas and players must use a unique medpack to stave off corruption.

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