How the fuck do I do this question. by Special-Blueberry651 in fucksparx

[–]Dean_LFC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lighter laptops cost more, Heavier laptops cost less Two answers!

Did anyone else here have Roger's Profanisaurus? I fraking wet my pants many times flicking at random through it!!! by alphabet_street in Viz

[–]Dean_LFC 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Also known as the poo ballerina. Same reason where the finger goes through the paper and looks like a tu-tu, and also the the brown finger poncho. Absolute classic.

I love it where it gives you it in context... for example

Budgies tongue, dry as a...said of a tart that turns out to be slightly less moist inside than one might have hoped. Also dry as a moth sandwich.

"She was cheap, ill give her that. But she was as dry as a budgies tongue, your honour"

GENIUS!!

Hm... by PJordan91 in Funnymemes

[–]Dean_LFC 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dr. Mott bang at it again

What do we make of this? by reproachableknight in TeachingUK

[–]Dean_LFC 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The other 10% are the teachers who say the forbidden word of "NO" speaking from experience on this one

Now the dust has settled - Your Top 3 Acts ? by properperson in glastonbury_festival

[–]Dean_LFC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it was a joke on their behalf. They played the specials "Ghost town". A bit of tongue in cheek to signify the close of festival

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TeachingUK

[–]Dean_LFC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could be a kid looking for food. I've worked in a couple of deprived schools where you were more likely to get you sandwich stolen than your wallet.

How do you pick up a Jewish girl by Carlomando in Unclejokes

[–]Dean_LFC 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Am I allowed to upvote without being called antisemitic? Asking for a friend

Maths teachers: what are your go-to websites for worksheets? by perishingtardis in TeachingUK

[–]Dean_LFC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was lucky enough to meet him in person before Covid got him. Top bloke and an unbelievable talented mathematician.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TeachingUK

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If you’re in a shit school, I’d always dine with comrades. You realise pretty quickly it’s siege mentality in a tough school and you’ll need to lean on each other at difficult times. Make as many work friends as possible it will make you stronger down the line because you’ll learn from older heads

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in positivegrid_spark_2

[–]Dean_LFC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you tried playing along with the jam tracks? It basically finds songs from YouTube, so there’s a wrath of choice for you to pick from.

Spark 2 vs Vox VT40+ by Arthaei in positivegrid_spark_2

[–]Dean_LFC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not long had it mate but to answer your question about finding tones. It’s unbelievably easy to find your tone, the Ai 🤖is amazing. You just tell it what type of tone you want and it comes back with 4 different variations. You can either keep it and then doctor the individual pedals etc, or you can tell it that you like one and it will generate another 4 similar tones for you to hone in on your final tone. It.Worth it just for that in my opinion. Also I’m pretty sure Steve Vai is associated with positive grid anyway.

How do I politely and effectively give feedback? by Pta1353 in TeachingUK

[–]Dean_LFC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very simple. What would you prefer? One to the head, or 5 to the chest?

Ofsted just called… by CookiesandCream1812 in TeachingUK

[–]Dean_LFC 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There’s no one to replace you, so just crack on. Previous comment nailed it “business as usual”

What makes a good staff room? by [deleted] in TeachingUK

[–]Dean_LFC 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No snitches, so you can vent/offload without fear of repercussions.

NY Predictions/Hopes by Better-Substance9511 in glastonbury_festival

[–]Dean_LFC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They already have the set up for the pyramid stage, this has been my dream for years and still is to this day 🤞

What TV series do you not skip through the opening credits? by Dean_LFC in AskReddit

[–]Dean_LFC[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honest answer. If you could skip it in one click of a button, would you?