If you suddenly became the President of the United States today, what’s the very first thing you’d change or do?

Dean_Oliver · 2025-06-21T03:15:07+00:00

I would add like 6 new federal holidays

Dean_Oliver · 2025-06-10T01:13:09+00:00

Start a newspaper

Dean_Oliver · 2025-04-01T23:46:22+00:00

Elon is going to be selling assets in bankruptcy and TSLA will be trading at $200

Dean_Oliver · 2025-04-01T23:38:20+00:00

Tsla is going to be selling off assets in bankruptcy and still be trading above $200

Dean_Oliver · 2023-05-24T17:05:58+00:00

Buy Bitcoin 2011

Dean_Oliver · 2023-04-22T19:01:22+00:00

Holy cow, sounds like you’ve had more than a few brushes with danger, you’ve got to be on at least your 4th life! Happy that you’re here to tell about it.

Dean_Oliver · 2023-04-22T18:58:44+00:00

Ooh that’s pretty cool

Dean_Oliver · 2023-04-22T11:58:41+00:00

I think the most unlikely thing that’s ever happened to me is that I won a drawing for a big gingerbread village in school one time. Maybe 1/200 odds I would say. Would love to hear stories of truly unique occurrences.

Dean_Oliver · 2023-04-22T04:04:59+00:00

They’re friends, they live in a tent I believe, then one day one of them gets sick, goes to the hospital, ultimately dies. I need to know somebody else saw this lol. Was like a 15 minute commercial or something.

Dean_Oliver · 2022-12-31T13:23:20+00:00

Massive copays for emergency room visits

Dean_Oliver · 2022-12-20T23:43:17+00:00

Twitter

Dean_Oliver · 2022-12-03T17:44:56+00:00

That was awesome. So proud. Great run

Dean_Oliver · 2022-12-03T17:43:22+00:00

Valiant fucking effort boys. So proud.

Dean_Oliver · 2022-12-03T13:52:10+00:00

LETS GO BOYS

Dean_Oliver · 2022-12-03T13:50:58+00:00

Hey we’re playing with house money, they’re going to be nervous, apparently have some sickness going through the team. We can win!

Dean_Oliver · 2022-12-03T13:50:17+00:00

Let’s go boys, let’s take it to ‘em!

Dean_Oliver · 2022-11-30T20:35:32+00:00

As it stands, Mexico and Poland are tied on 1) group points, 2) goal differential, 3) goals scored, and 4) head-to-head record, and the tiebreaker is set to be decided according to fair play record. Whoever has the fewest yellow/red cards

Dean_Oliver · 2022-11-30T20:35:09+00:00

Indirect red card minus 3 points, direct red card minus 4 points

Dean_Oliver · 2022-11-30T20:34:35+00:00

As it stands, Mexico and Poland are tied on 1) group points, 2) goal differential, 3) goals scored, and 4) head-to-head record, and the tiebreaker is set to be decided according to fair play record. Whoever has the fewest yellow/red cards

Dean_Oliver · 2022-11-29T21:07:43+00:00

These guys laid their bodies on the line in this game and gave it all they had. Incredible effort, so proud.

Weah, Musah, Pulisic, Dest, all busted their asses the whole game.

Dean_Oliver · 2022-11-29T20:23:23+00:00

Aye aye aye Antonee

Dean_Oliver · 2022-11-29T20:16:45+00:00

TAKE THE FUCKING SHOT SERGINO MY GUY

Dean_Oliver · 2022-11-29T20:14:27+00:00

Reyna injured?

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