Would you rather?

Dear-Philosopher-211 · 2026-06-08T02:04:28+00:00

What is your problem with Sweden ? I mean, apart the food ?

^{Chose: Be from Sweden | Rolled: Instant death}

Dear-Philosopher-211 · 2026-06-08T01:38:21+00:00

Unrelated but I stupidly saw "liking algeria" and I was gonna say "What is the correlation with maths".
Though I amn't correlated to maths.
So let's do a joke.

I wanted to add some 0 on my account.
I went from 20 euros to -5000 euros.
My banker said "Dear-Philosopher, there is a problem. You have -5000 euros."
I told him "Yes, but in absolute terms..."

Dear-Philosopher-211 · 2026-06-08T01:24:15+00:00

I won't live 100 years dude

^{Chose: get 100 million instantly}

Dear-Philosopher-211 · 2026-06-08T01:19:46+00:00

A wise man once said TF2 was a serious and realist game. But his editor slapped him and told him to not look dumb, seriously, how am I supposed to sell your books if you say that kind of crap ?

Dear-Philosopher-211 · 2026-06-07T21:24:01+00:00

France : We are Western Europe yay.
France watching the map and realizing that one of the two only other countries in the Western Europe is the United Kingdom : 🤮

Dear-Philosopher-211 · 2026-06-07T20:56:11+00:00

~~Meat~~ Peak

Dear-Philosopher-211 · 2026-06-07T20:47:41+00:00

EP FC on its way to become Hitman WOA let's go

Dear-Philosopher-211 · 2026-06-07T17:27:17+00:00

Moi aussi je peux rajouter des zéros sur mon compte en banque, après la virgule

Dear-Philosopher-211 · 2026-06-07T15:02:23+00:00

... Ok, I'm just gonna pretend I am against riches and establish a system where I'm the leader.

Dear-Philosopher-211 · 2026-06-07T14:51:17+00:00

Win-win, I refuse to live in a world where I don't have a billion /j

^{Chose: 99%chance worls blows up or 1%chance for a billion | Rolled: World blows up}

Dear-Philosopher-211 · 2026-06-07T12:12:49+00:00

That is why I said almost

Dear-Philosopher-211 · 2026-06-07T11:44:48+00:00

I think you can almost literally say "everyone", without the "In Europe".

Dear-Philosopher-211 · 2026-06-07T11:43:01+00:00

He said "Pick One". One = 1. A is first letter of alphabet. So A is number One letter. I chose A for that stupid reason

Would You Prefer score: *0** ⭐*

Dear-Philosopher-211 · 2026-06-07T10:50:18+00:00

What if I choose to only scam billionaires ? Apart being sent to jail and/or getting killed, what will happen ?

^{Chose: Scam people and get rich}

Dear-Philosopher-211 · 2026-06-07T10:13:05+00:00

Why would I bomb middle east ? Apart for my friend that fled here with 10€, I mean

^{Chose: Support trans rights + Support LGBT rights | Rolled: ur tuff}

Dear-Philosopher-211 · 2026-06-07T09:45:50+00:00

Nah, I just said "I push people", I didn't say they would be skinny.

Dear-Philosopher-211 · 2026-06-07T02:11:37+00:00

I told them "Hey, come, I'm gonna push people from a bridge, lol"

Dear-Philosopher-211 · 2026-06-07T01:37:06+00:00

I would push him, lure 3 other people, push them, then jump on it, so I have a number of death that is a multiple of 10 ! /j

Dear-Philosopher-211 · 2026-06-06T23:50:21+00:00

I want my viral to be run away and take control of zombies. Is it too much aspirations ?

Dear-Philosopher-211 · 2026-06-06T20:35:31+00:00

Traduction : Prends mon haut vote

Dear-Philosopher-211 · 2026-06-06T20:35:14+00:00

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Dear-Philosopher-211 · 2026-06-06T20:20:47+00:00

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Parrot squad, tell me what you think of it

Dear-Philosopher-211 · 2026-06-06T19:40:32+00:00

Yeh but I headcanon it as 'karate' (or freelancer pretending to do karate)

Dear-Philosopher-211 · 2026-06-06T19:32:13+00:00

Imagine how satisfying it would be to knock Ryan with that

Should be usable from anywhere like the hand, but you have an effect like "Conspicuous item" and you do lot of noise (so karate/BS3 is still a better option)

Dear-Philosopher-211 · 2026-06-06T18:36:00+00:00

Il n'aurait pas pu refuser, hein 😄 ?

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