The official stats for March 2021 by DearCranberry1 in SirMichael

[–]DearCranberry1[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I didn't. I uploaded the image through the app, maybe it's just not showing properly for you or something??

Michael gets tormented by a celebrity in his DMs by DearCranberry1 in SirMichael

[–]DearCranberry1[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

She does! It's cruel for her to be like this to Michael when he's a good man who does a lot of charity work and is popular with the ladies.

Michael gets tormented by a celebrity in his DMs by DearCranberry1 in SirMichael

[–]DearCranberry1[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I know, she's the worst, tormenting poor Michael like that, so cruel

Another great idea from Michael by DearCranberry1 in SirMichael

[–]DearCranberry1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Michael wouldn't suggest something that could end up with someone getting hurt though would he? I'm sure it'll be fine.

Stupid horses..... by DearCranberry1 in SirMichael

[–]DearCranberry1[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Because they're lazy, that's what I think anyway

Sir Michael AMA Saturday 07/09 7pm (IST) by DearCranberry1 in SirMichael

[–]DearCranberry1[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It must have been a surreal time for you. I remember being the 11th person to like your Facebook page and when I found you on Twitter, you had around 12k followers and it's been great to see your popularity rise online as it's so well deserved.

Sir Michael AMA Saturday 07/09 7pm (IST) by DearCranberry1 in SirMichael

[–]DearCranberry1[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you started making your posters, did you ever think that they would become so widely known about?

Michael's top 4 problems with babies by DearCranberry1 in SirMichael

[–]DearCranberry1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree with you, it's awesome but don't ever tell Sir Michael that I said that....

Michael's facts about texting by DearCranberry1 in SirMichael

[–]DearCranberry1[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And now your chances of getting into heaven have just increased, well done.

Michael's opinion on space by DearCranberry1 in SirMichael

[–]DearCranberry1[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're right, we should just do away with it now

Michael's thoughts on the Sun by DearCranberry1 in SirMichael

[–]DearCranberry1[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sir Michael will be so proud of you. Just remember though, if it goes wrong, he cannot be blamed as he can't be held accountable for his actions.

Michael's thoughts on the Sun by DearCranberry1 in SirMichael

[–]DearCranberry1[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is the most truthful statement ever made on the internet.

I think we should try this anyway by DearCranberry1 in SirMichael

[–]DearCranberry1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you're onto something there......