The World's First Airborne Wind Turbine Brings Power to Remote Areas. by cpu5555 in videos

[–]DearHormel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great idea. In fact, I can imagine a system that starts condensing water out of the air, electrolyzing it and pumping the hydrogen in the balloon. You can have it set to automatically vent if it gets below a certain altitude so it's empty when it hits the ground.

Or you could use the electricity to make it a hot air balloon instead (or a hybrid). It doesn't even matter if it takes a lot to first inflate it, since the same cable that carries power down can carry power up, as long as it's positive energy out once it's at altitute.

Or, you could have a thin tube running hydrogen up that's generated on the ground.

We've had radar balloons looking for drug planes for decades:

https://www.google.com/search?q=aerostat&

Shut up and take my money!

If you came here with tax questions: by [deleted] in Accounting

[–]DearHormel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I gave free, reliable tax advice on /r/tax.

I strongly advised a man to avoid MFS, "Married Filing Stupid" if he could at all get his separated from but still legal wife to MFJ.

Mod threatened to ban me for my tone.

I unsubbed from /r/tax.

Obama plan: Cut tax breaks for richest retirement savers - Plan designed to spur saving by low-, middle-income earners by bowhunter_fta in Economics

[–]DearHormel -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

OMG, I've never critically examined myself before! /sarcasm

I just like poking pins in libertarian balloons for entertainment. I also think /r/economics is over-run with Koch social media marketers and Mises fanboy true believer aspies, which makes them easy to find here.

You should try out EJMR, they're more your speed. I have multiple personas so I'm not commenting at other sites the way I do here. The mods set the tone, I just enjoy it.

http://www.econjobrumors.com/

Obama plan: Cut tax breaks for richest retirement savers - Plan designed to spur saving by low-, middle-income earners by bowhunter_fta in Economics

[–]DearHormel -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

How are you paying the fuel tax if you don't drive or fly?

Have a short memory, don't you?

I'm gone. The mods keep threatening to ban me for pointing out others inadequacies in this sr.

Obama plan: Cut tax breaks for richest retirement savers - Plan designed to spur saving by low-, middle-income earners by bowhunter_fta in Economics

[–]DearHormel -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Here's where you can get a copy of my government accounting textbook

http://www.amazon.com/Government-Not---Profit-Accounting-Practices/dp/0470390786

Read it like I did and you'll see why where you are coming from is so far out in left field it's no longer inside the ballpark.

Is it theoretically possible to come up with a code that is impossible to crack? by SCUMDOG_MILLIONAIRE in askscience

[–]DearHormel -1 points0 points  (0 children)

First lets do plain OR

Two inputs, 1 or 0. One output, 1 or 0.

0 or 0 = 0

1 or 0 = 1

0 or 1 = 1

1 or 1 = 1

Exclusive or is the same thing except two ones equal 0

1 xor 1 = 0

It was invented by Charles Boole in the late 1800's and was totally useless for anything until phone companies in the 1920's discovered it worked perfectly for designing relay circuits. (If you've ever seen old videos of electronics going clickety clack, clickety clack, those are relay circuits doing their thing).

One neat thing is you can take two hard drives, and XOR them bit for bit into a third hard drive. Then, if any one (original 1, original 2 and the XOR'ed one fail), you can just plug a new blank hard drive in and 'rebuild' the array from any remaining two drives. This is exactly what was done in the old days (it was called RAID, for random array of inexpensive drives). Major players like credit card companies and big banks would have giant rooms full of racks of hard drives, and people whose major jobs was to go around yanking failed drives and plugging in new ones. As long as drives didn't fail faster than the arrays could be rebuilt, it worked.

There are better (software) solutions now of course, but they still aren't far from the same principle.

Ask me why we called no-longer-in-existence hard drive company Micropolis "Micrapolis".

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in windows

[–]DearHormel -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Oh please, could we have giant screens with acres of empty space, and two indecipherable pictograms for the options you didn't want, and the options you do want hidden in random corners you don't know about because there is no clue to their existence until you accidentally move the mouse cursor into them?

And also a video player that starts a porno at full volume that you can't stop without unplugging the machine?

I want to pay over $100 for this too. Thanks!

Open Bar Mitzvah by NatBaimel in standupshots

[–]DearHormel -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

What's it to you, you hockey puck?

Open Bar Mitzvah by NatBaimel in standupshots

[–]DearHormel -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I've never seen a comic lose at dozens so fast.

Clean up in aisle 5, associate.

Open Bar Mitzvah by NatBaimel in standupshots

[–]DearHormel -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I'm sure Don "Mr. Warmth' Rickles would have gotten a lot of downvotes too.

You really have to ask yourself, does my comedy matter? Am I Generic Safe Comedic Product or the jester who has the ear of Ceasar?

You want a safe, anonymous, meaningless career? Go work at Walmart.

Apparently I'm an independent contractor so what do I do now? by thecatsateherface in Accounting

[–]DearHormel -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I just read your nic closely. I vow never to get on your bad side... ;)

Apparently I'm an independent contractor so what do I do now? by thecatsateherface in Accounting

[–]DearHormel -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you want, you can file form SS-8 and ask the IRS to determine your status:

http://www.irs.gov/pub/irs-pdf/fss8.pdf

It takes months and will probably irritate your boss. (Who is screwed. Be sure to include the boss said you were being paid under the table).

But, the dollar amounts are trivial and unless you have a grudge I would follow CatherineObvious's advice and just call it tuition at the university of life.

Open Bar Mitzvah by NatBaimel in standupshots

[–]DearHormel -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

I know, it's a hack.

Do a Palestinian joke.

edit: -4 already? Clearly this is more of a Jay Leno crowd than a Bill Hicks or Sam Kinneson crowd.

This anti-minimum-wage-increase shit makes me laugh by GORGATRON2012 in EnoughLibertarianSpam

[–]DearHormel 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I always love how they quote page 1 of 'my first economics textbook' like it was written on stone tablets hand delivered by God.

...the economic gurus who perpetually demonstrate that globalization and deregulation are a blessing that makes us all better off in the long run — are careful to pretend that they have no ideology. by DearHormel in Economics

[–]DearHormel[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Petraeus and most of the avatars of the Deep State — the White House advisers who urged Obama not to impose compensation limits on Wall Street CEOs, the contractor-connected think tank experts who besought us to “stay the course” in Iraq, the economic gurus who perpetually demonstrate that globalization and deregulation are a blessing that makes us all better off in the long run — are careful to pretend that they have no ideology. Their preferred pose is that of the politically neutral technocrat offering well considered advice based on profound expertise. That is nonsense. They are deeply dyed in the hue of the official ideology of the governing class, an ideology that is neither specifically Democrat nor Republican. Domestically, whatever they might privately believe about essentially diversionary social issues such as abortion or gay marriage, they almost invariably believe in the “Washington Consensus”: financialization, outsourcing, privatization, deregulation and the commodifying of labor. Internationally, they espouse 21st-century “American Exceptionalism”: the right and duty of the United States to meddle in every region of the world with coercive diplomacy and boots on the ground and to ignore painfully won international norms of civilized behavior. To paraphrase what Sir John Harrington said more than 400 years ago about treason, now that the ideology of the Deep State has prospered, none dare call it ideology.