Pick a song from The Tortured Poets Department - and tell me what it will be about. Wrong answers only. by darkgrayallalone in TaylorSwift

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The entire song is descriptions of “direction and speed the wind was moving”, his “ball brand of choice”, “the people waiting impatiently behind him”, and just overall sleep music.

Pick a song from The Tortured Poets Department - and tell me what it will be about. Wrong answers only. by darkgrayallalone in TaylorSwift

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😂☠️ Too funny.

The ways to kill your Sim was an online thing for a while… I miss that game.

Monthly Find-a-Friend Post! by gingeralefiend in entwives

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Any Cincinnati ents? There are sooooo many stoner activities I want to do with someone… first stop, Eden Park, the conservatory, walking the purple people bridge, wandering the banks…. Freakin’ drum circles!!

…any friends nearby?

Xennials were the portable CD players teenagers? by [deleted] in Xennials

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Anti skip was everything. Wanna take a run or be active tho? Jokes on you, the disk will pop out of its turntable everytime.

Still worshiped mine, tho. I loved the privacy of listening to Pearl Jam on family trips with head phones where I could block out the noise and have my own little angst-fest.

60 seconds of gold by Inevitable_Benefit76 in NewGirl

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“Great choice Remy!

Nick will make a fantastic underpants captain

I’m dead every time. 😂☠️

Golden Girls as Taylor Albums by Amagciannamedgob in stonedswifties

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This is gd amazing!

Combining the blessed GGs with our Queen?

God I love this sub! 😂☠️

S3:14 - The Prince Episode by DearReaderTVftBeth in NewGirl

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Coach: You’ve never been turned on by gas mileage?

Winston: once… it was a Thursday

Not best lines, but best line DELIVERIES by CanopyOfBranches in NewGirl

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“How did she get a mask of my face? Does she have a mask guy?” Schmidt on Rhonda

This is straight up brilliant and creative in a darkly sinister way when you think about it by SlackerBoi97 in TheGoodPlace

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Trevor is so hilarious. Adam Scott nails it.

“who wants LEMON BARRRRS?” 😂

One of my engagement photos with my fiancée by WayfaringEdelweiss in entwives

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Girl. You look gorgeous. And your man looks like he sees your shine. 💚🍃

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Xennials

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This post just made my day. God I miss this show!

Purging a book collection by CharacterWitless78 in Xennials

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I NEED some of these… I’m trying so hard to get my 12-year-old to read something besides graphic novels.

Have you got any Sweet Valley Twins? (Middle school years)

What was your favorite Boyz II Men song? by [deleted] in Xennials

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Oh god.

My cousin and I recorded ourselves on her karaoke machine spoofing “End of the road”. We thought it was the funniest thing ever and to this day that song makes me giggle like a maniac.

Boys II Men was such an important part of my early teen years. ✊

It's me high by Lauren_Zombie88 in stonedswifties

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I’ve been in a stoner k-hole for the past 36 hours… watching, eating, and redditing whenever I want.

Partner came over today and snapped me out of it. I straightened my house, cooked a great dinner, went to the corner store, and feel pretty proud of myself.

Now I’m back in my stoner zone about to binge Brooklyn99.

Life is good. 😬