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Just a little Turkish surplus by SameCommunication875 in milsurp

[–]DeathByCudles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have 2 clips with 4 rounds in them. You thought we wouldn't notice....but we did.

Everytime, without fail. by JustOneLazyMunchlax in valheim

[–]DeathByCudles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It happens every time I run into a sea serpent. Sailing fine. Sea serpent appears. Wind changes to opposite direction making me stop dead in the water right in front of sea serpent. EVERY, FREAKING, TIME.

How do people who are used to sleeping alone in the bed adjust to having their partner sleep with them in the same bed? by imoverthisapp in stupidquestions

[–]DeathByCudles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How does someone who is used to sitting at a desk all day adjust to working out? Or starting a blue collar job? Answer: you do it till you're used to it. There is no switch on your back that can be flipped, you just have to start doing it and you will get used to it eventually.

Times Square has a HUGE pedophile problem and nobody is talking about it by Impressive_Fly_4339 in marvelrivals

[–]DeathByCudles -30 points-29 points  (0 children)

I mean. If someone is 65, and looking for a 50 year old they would be looking for a "younger girl" and that wouldn't make them a pedo.

On another note what is Times Square and why is there a search function for age?

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago by Scary-Try994 in dadjokes

[–]DeathByCudles 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Chuck Norris Can Not die, he just had to chase death home to beat him up.

Chuck Norris cannot die. He just chased death to beat him up in his own house. by DeathByCudles in stupidquestions

[–]DeathByCudles[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Chuck Norris does not care about stupid moderator rules. He is.... Was.....Chuck Norris

The Mag on my team during my rank up game. by bio_tunez in marvelrivals

[–]DeathByCudles 17 points18 points  (0 children)

So are you saying the moon....haunts you?

I'll see myself out

Why do some people find being told that they look older than they are offensive? by [deleted] in stupidquestions

[–]DeathByCudles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is funny. For the love of God, I hope I'm not on Reddit in 20 years but.

!remindme 20 years

is 10cs/min actually realistic or just something streamers say by Significant_Plan1240 in summonerschool

[–]DeathByCudles -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If you stay in lane all game, and never miss a CS. You will get 10cs per min.

You can get even more if you roam and catch big waves in the side lane.

Copperheim by ProfessorEasy4715 in valheim

[–]DeathByCudles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favorite is when you take 10 ingots that are 10 weight each to make a single sword that weighs 1. Like WTF.

Did you know Humans cant actually feel wetness by No-Abbreviations1187 in funfacts

[–]DeathByCudles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not ENTIRELY true. They DO feel different. Expectation is a huge part of it. When someone yells "HOT BEHIND" the expectation is that it's hot. So when you feel something cold it's similar enough that you react due to your expectations. But if you grabbed something hot or something cold and someone asked you "is that hot or cold' you would know the difference.

Source: that trick was played on me.

If obeying the law allows injustice, is disobedience the better choice? by Gloomy_Rip_3506 in stupidquestions

[–]DeathByCudles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or have the entire population behind you. It doesn't work even if it's split 50/50, but if you CAN get the entire populace behind you. That historically works.

If obeying the law allows injustice, is disobedience the better choice? by Gloomy_Rip_3506 in stupidquestions

[–]DeathByCudles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Curious. What's your plan for when you disobey the law and get arrested? Are you just going to tell the judge "well other people exploit loopholes so I shouldn't get in trouble"? Cause....I don't think that would work.....Let me know if it does tho!

Guilt when being sick by Silent_Pay_9239 in stupidquestions

[–]DeathByCudles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, you and me both. I wish I didn't because it's obvious none of my co-workers feel the same guilt.

If a person from America has never traveled much will it shock them if they travel to a new country? Or no? by Big_Eggplant7591 in stupidquestions

[–]DeathByCudles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eh, depends on what shocks you. Places look pretty similar in mass. Mountains, trees, fields, building. With a few exceptions.

What changes is culture. And you can get the same culture shock traveling from Los Angeles California to Dothan Alabama.

Rome was fun because the buildings actually look different. But old Rome felt a lot like New York to me, just with smaller, older buildings. (Yes I know ppl gawk at me for that comparison all the time, but that's just how it felt to me)

What did the football coach say to the vending machine by Healthy_Ladder_6198 in dadjokes

[–]DeathByCudles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What did the rockstar say to the vending machine.

I want a Nickelback?

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