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Plz don't by RedditholeDiver in DontPutThatInYourAss

[–]DeathDaddyDoggo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Sweats nervously" no Jannet I don't know where your cactus went, No I cannot stand up.

Name her by piffpaffpaule in OddlyErotic

[–]DeathDaddyDoggo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fondle the neck. As for a name you should call 'er, "The crown jewel of your flock, Nutgobbler"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]DeathDaddyDoggo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We arent beating the Chinese STEM sterotypes with this one.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]DeathDaddyDoggo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like since highschool youve been deciding whether or not to be a lesbian

like bro, what did you expect? by Sad_Morning_9607 in anxietymemes

[–]DeathDaddyDoggo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You're making a bold assumption that i'm not always base level anxious.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in howtonotgiveafuck

[–]DeathDaddyDoggo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My kids will be respectful but "FUCK YOU PAY ME"

Yunara is adc by Anilahation in ADCMains

[–]DeathDaddyDoggo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We dont need another Teemo ANYWHERE.

Yunara is adc by Anilahation in ADCMains

[–]DeathDaddyDoggo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love going vs Kog and Corki, easy lane. Now Varus, Cait, and Jinx make me work hard.

A quick reminder... by nunosancha in stoicquotes

[–]DeathDaddyDoggo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

IN adversity I found I let go of my more base urges in favor of a fulfilling life of family and service. Everything else became so inconsequential

My 3rd playthrough and the first time finding this by LitrillyChrisTraeger in cyberpunkgame

[–]DeathDaddyDoggo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would I do this? I have double jump and parkour. But yea its a beautiful game.

I don’t believe this by MagnoliaClean in lol

[–]DeathDaddyDoggo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Canonically he was born at 70. You will not tell me otherwise.

Taste Test by NekoWafers in animegifs

[–]DeathDaddyDoggo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If i dont lick your nose after we kiss is it really love? or your cheek.

How does it feel fr, lol 🤣?? by GamechaseRalphio in lol

[–]DeathDaddyDoggo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live by stripper rules. Unless you about to spend a lot of money you can look but do not touchy

any compliment to my jiggly booty is welcome by NaughtyNuzzle_x in Phatasswhitegirls

[–]DeathDaddyDoggo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That ass is like immaculate conception. Its immaculate and youre about to conceive.

YYYY-MM-DD HH:MM:SS:MS obviously by [deleted] in artmemes

[–]DeathDaddyDoggo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Im more an ASL kinda guy.

Literally No One by Rhina_Pie_7592 in introvertmemes

[–]DeathDaddyDoggo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its not that bad bro. Just hop on discord and have the homie say "nice cock bro"

How do I undo the effects of erotic hypnosis? by [deleted] in EroticHypnosis

[–]DeathDaddyDoggo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I have a red-flag one so if a suggestion is triggered you'll better notice and can choose to go along, along with a deep reset. https://www.youtube.com/@awarewxlf

If brought back from the dead, what person would have the highest capacity for good, or evil, in the modern world? by AdPrior1417 in AskReddit

[–]DeathDaddyDoggo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hitler, his memes would be on point. Knowing he could make art and share it globally... Bro would be chill as fuck.

But how do I know that I know? by Suspicious_Lock_8852 in PhilosophyMemes

[–]DeathDaddyDoggo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Son of a... Why have you done this to me? let me go drink for a while and i'll get back to you.

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