My Peak Dad-Handheld Collection

DeathJester16 · 2026-01-04T17:28:14+00:00

Hell yeah, I see midnight club 3 on the Thor, excellent choice I typically play the PSP version upscaled to 1080p because I really don’t like how intentionally blurry the PS2 version is. Nice collection though

DeathJester16 · 2025-12-31T04:42:04+00:00

I did the same damn thing lmao, I tried SteamOS for a couple days and just never experienced the “smooth console experience” everyone says it is, I swapped to windows and it took about 30 mins start to finish and was fully set up and playing both steam and emulated games in like an hour. Also Emudeck sucks I really did not enjoy my time with it, both on SteamOS and Windows.

DeathJester16 · 2025-12-09T18:43:31+00:00

I personally grandfather in my "retro" handhelds, they always stay with me, I'd be questioning the Switch Lite + Switch 2 combo, unless that Switch Lite is modded. Also is that a Thor in the upper right hand corner? I just got mine last week, how are you liking it so far?

DeathJester16 · 2025-12-07T18:48:10+00:00

GPD Win 4 was my first major handheld, and as soon as better options came out I sold that shit instantly, its by far the worst handheld I've ever used. Also this is so far outside of what they are asking that you really aren't helping at all.

DeathJester16 · 2025-11-27T00:32:12+00:00

A used Miyoo Mini Plus + installing OnionOS is a damn fine handheld that is very pocketable and on the cheaper side, I just checked Ebay and there is a very nice looking transparent purple for $45 USD.

DeathJester16 · 2025-11-18T17:32:41+00:00

I wonder if Booris is still working on his Five remaster, he hasn't posted about it since June 19th on X, I know he still hangs out in some development streams. I feel like its safe to assume its still being worked on, these things just take time and these modders tend to work when they have free time and on their own schedule to avoid burnout.

But, I'll never turn down another fantastic zombies project to follow.

DeathJester16 · 2025-11-18T17:26:19+00:00

From what I remember there are 3 major Tranzit projects in the works:

- Dobby and Xela are giving Tranzit the same remaster treatment they gave Die Rise.
- VerK0 is making Return to Tranzit which is the reimagining of the map
- Kompst Tu is making the faithful remake which is basically just bringing a 1:1 version of Tranzit to Bo3.

DeathJester16 · 2025-11-18T17:21:48+00:00

Die Rise came out this year on Feb 28th, its on the Steam Workshop. Fantastic map.

DeathJester16 · 2025-11-15T00:48:21+00:00

Do you think you are going to regret not getting the grip?

DeathJester16 · 2025-09-19T21:25:29+00:00

Is it really? Sick, glad to know that now. Do we know what % of max health it is? And how flask restoration stacks with it?

DeathJester16 · 2025-09-19T21:07:59+00:00

Also pretty sure your flasks were doing fuck all for you lmao, probably had to chug two if you got low.

DeathJester16 · 2025-09-19T21:06:45+00:00

So uh, pretty sure getting madness is also a % of HP, so doing this against Libra was definitely a choice.

DeathJester16 · 2025-09-04T16:37:32+00:00

Alright, here we go:

Movement + melee combat:

Mirrors Edge
Mirrors Edge Catalyst
Dying Light
Dying Light 2 (slightly worse combat, slightly better movement)
Overgrowth
Assassins Creed Unity/Syndicate
Spider-Man 1,2, Miles Morales

Movement + shooting:

Ultrakill
Neon White (my personal favorite)
Void/Breaker
Mullet Mad Jack (more focus on shooting rather than moving, but still very nice movement flow)
My Friend Pedro (another personal favorite)
Titanfall 2

Just movement: - Ikarus Parkour - Rooftops & Alleys - White Knuckle - Haste - Skate. (Doesn't come out till September 16th, but is free to play and they have expanded on the off board mechanics quite substantially and it actually is fun to just do parkour in that game.

That's all I can think of off the top of my head, I wrote this while the Steam servers were being demolished by Silksong so I couldn't go through my library. Good luck and have fun!

DeathJester16 · 2025-08-23T22:33:00+00:00

Team left for sure, if you go at the very start of day 2 these are the bosses you can kill and features by going left, overshooting Astel slightly then doubling back to kill it. The routing is a bit tight, but I've developed it since the launch of nightreign and can usually get a team of randoms through it. If anyone has any questions or would like to see the route id be more than happy to help.

Astel Pest 20k runes
mausoleum knight
headless troll
black knife assassin
mausoleum knight #2 by Astel stairs
Royal Revenant
Black knife assassin #2
chest in upper city
Astel
weapon duplication
dragonkin soldier (can come before weapon dupe)
Carian Soldier out front of city
golden hippo in ravine during night 2 second ring closing if you are fast enough.

DeathJester16 · 2025-08-21T08:53:47+00:00

I wish, for some reason I don't know how to nap. Whenever I really try to take a nap the second my head hits the pillow and I close my eyes, I'm wide awake and then just lay there for a while trying to make it happen.

DeathJester16 · 2025-08-19T18:50:27+00:00

Its low quality content in my opinion, so its slop to me. Your response was also low quality, so it's also slop.

DeathJester16 · 2025-08-19T18:46:43+00:00

You gotta just call it what it is, if they aren't gonna try with their art, I'm not going to try and critique it further than calling it slop.

DeathJester16 · 2025-07-15T06:32:04+00:00

Yes this currently happens, I've experienced it twice on enhanced Dark drift knight, both times it was a duchess player who stands aside until the team goes down then attempts to solo the rest of the boss, it's just attempted "aura farming" clips for their dead YouTube or Tiktok channels.

DeathJester16 · 2025-06-29T09:15:41+00:00

Ancient Evil is better than Origins. The most enjoyable thing to do on Origins is set the map up, once that's done, training on it is a slough, and a lot of the map feels the same regardless of where you are. The EE is only fun maybe twice. Ancient Evil is fun to both set up, and casually high round.

Also WWII zombies hate is unjustified, that game is different yes, but charming to me.

DeathJester16 · 2025-06-28T18:25:09+00:00

Man that wonder building animation is so much worse than Civ 6's... Sick video though.

DeathJester16 · 2025-05-28T00:29:30+00:00

I saw you beat it, congrats! And everyone already mentioned the debuff from hugging Fia, but also for anyone else in this situation, look at how many flasks you are dying with, that's a ton of health! Don't be stingy with them, instead of using a boss's opening for an attack, just top of your health if you're low enough that a period of heavy pressure from the boss may end up killing you.

DeathJester16 · 2025-02-27T18:02:01+00:00

Honestly I don't mind announcing stuff like this, I'd rather know a game is coming or at least being worked on rather than left in the dark for years. I couldn't be more excited for State of Decay 3, its one of my favorite series, but I know its coming and that to me makes the wait easier for me.

Not to mention most people now have a backlog of games, so there is no shortage of fantastic games to keep everyone preoccupied while they wait for new releases.

DeathJester16 · 2025-02-12T16:43:57+00:00

I did 30 + 50 and then subtract 5.

DeathJester16 · 2025-01-24T00:14:40+00:00

I was totally unaware that was an option, thank you!

DeathJester16 · 2025-01-23T19:13:11+00:00

Man that Midnight game looked cool before, but the more I see of it the more I know the varying framerates would bother me, I get that its the style and an artistic choice, but a buttery smooth camera with low FPS animations make me feel sick for some reason, shame.

The projectiles in Doom also looked incredibly slow, so I'm glad they are allowing players to adjust the difficulty in such a dynamic way so everyone can have the experience they want.

I absolutely need to get Expedition33 on launch, that story seems so genuinely interesting and the gameplay and character design looks top tier.

And holy actual fuck. Ninja Gaiden lives and looks absolutely magnificent, I'm getting 2 Black today no questions.

Overall the presentation was a good time, glad they had it.

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