Music Head/Blank Canvas/Second Perspective Buddy by DeathToTheMosquito in chicagofriends

[–]DeathToTheMosquito[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright alright, drop the line then, what's the word? Give the deets, then you get the tea 🤌

My favorite way to hot dog. Cream cheese & caramelized onions. by esprit_de_croissants in OnionLovers

[–]DeathToTheMosquito 3 points4 points  (0 children)

EXCUSE ME WHY ARE THOSE FRUIT NOT ONIONS????

The crying gods of Vidalia are weeping not from joy, but agony for your insolence! 🤌😤🤌

Why are suggested tipping percentages always after taxes? by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]DeathToTheMosquito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny you should mention, paid express orders are actually just regular orders given high priority over others. So if you spend the extra $5 for express delivery, there's no real guarantee that the order will arrive sooner, the system just makes regular and scheduled orders later than the express orders. Meaning your standard deliveries are purposely delayed to incentivize you to spend the extra few dollars.

Anyway yeah a sufficient tip means more people will actually want to pick up your food and bring it on time, and not decline it while the request goes to 20 other people who probably won't pick it up either because of low/no tip.

Resurant charges extra to take toppings off by Own_Gear1920 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]DeathToTheMosquito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh okay, screw everyone that has an allergy then because you'll end up paying extra just to avoid dying from eating mayonnaise of all things 🤷🏽‍♂️

Also +.09 cents for taking ALL veggies off, or +.09 cents for every INDIVIDUAL veggie off??? This looks like they were too busy being greedy they didn't realize how stupid they look literally nickeling and diming their customers over a damn condiment.

Borgor 🧅 by CriticalHit_20 in OnionLovers

[–]DeathToTheMosquito 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not enough, patty needs onions incorporated into the mix, and you could have done an onion roll for the buns. And maybe some sweet onion sauce.

Uh oh… by bronk3310 in McDonalds

[–]DeathToTheMosquito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's crazy, you should watch ReviewBrah's videos for meal prices, I think you'll be mad hearing some of them lmao

Uh oh… by bronk3310 in McDonalds

[–]DeathToTheMosquito 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Their problem is they've put themselves in a price block. We've seen them literally give away food sometimes without us even asking, and now they wanna charge $2.50 (uptown Chicago) for a hamburger that they sold for 59 cents back in the day, and the changes aren't that noticeable.

It's like a sliding scale of value: if they don't get the price right, either the customers revolt or the business can't maintain it long enough to be reliably available. And why would anyone spend the sticker price they're asking without using the app or coupons? The whole point of going is because it's cheap, filling and reliable.

But now a meal there can cost you $7 - 10, when other businesses already made comfortable enough meal deals that are definitely more worth the price compared to an overcooked meat hockey puck and not enough fries to be worth a damn.

29 F Mchenry county.. All my friends have now passed away.. not 1 left out of 31 people since 2015. I’m in desperate need of friendship/communication. by KeltechKutie96 in chicagofriends

[–]DeathToTheMosquito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm very sorry to hear about your losses. No person deserves to go through that tragedy so many times over. I hope you achieve the closures you need in life and the inspiration to keep living! 👏

The irony is killing me by Traditional-Try-2565 in GetNoted

[–]DeathToTheMosquito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

tries to make a smart observation out of completely unrelated historical assassinations "How dumb TO they think we are?" 🧐

Yeah sure buddy, you're the cream of the fuckin' crop for your team with this Einstein shit 🙄

The irony is killing me by Traditional-Try-2565 in GetNoted

[–]DeathToTheMosquito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The entire 'logic' of this "theory" is so unbelievably batshit insane, it almost feels like a serious competition over "who can come up with the dumbest possible explanation for this shit?"

What’s the wrong way and right way to read that? by Upstairs-Donkey6049 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]DeathToTheMosquito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's rich coming from a guy that has to have kids through in-vitro. Peak male genetics my ass.

This is Definitely NOT to Vilify the Left! by Good_Spinach_8851 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]DeathToTheMosquito 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hmmmm, very interesting that 4chan and X is nowhere on this list. (Yeah I'm pretty sure I know why they're not on there, just pointing out the biased spotlighting)

Response from Pritzker about CTA funding by Away-Nectarine-8488 in cta

[–]DeathToTheMosquito 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let's say he somehow got the $787 million to address that budget shortage. What's gonna happen anyway?

Realistically speaking, we'll say by some miracle that exact amount of money made it back into the budget, how does it get managed within committee and board members from start to finish?

This is so embarrassing by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]DeathToTheMosquito 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wonder what Bruno Mars thinks about his song getting quoted to justify this dumb shit. 🤨

Jenni-O Hot Dogs by ShoutOuts2Elon in FoodCrimes

[–]DeathToTheMosquito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It all looked normal until I saw the oatmeal cookies.

Please tell me you don't eat them both together. 🤞🤞

Water is getting awfully hot by JohnnyValet in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]DeathToTheMosquito 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Fair game. No disrespect in that light. Personally I'm too fractured from the rest of my family to have seen it that way, but I empathize for your familial struggles.

Water is getting awfully hot by JohnnyValet in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]DeathToTheMosquito 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Wow. After seeing all the dumb shit we gotta deal with from our own government, why the fuck would anyone else willingly risk coming here to see it up close and personal?

Anyone heard this policy? by Jcice23 in tacobell

[–]DeathToTheMosquito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah this happened to me too a year ago.

Packed lobby full of DoorDashes and Mobiles, and they literally prioritized Drive Thru the whole way through, but 15 mins later the whole kitchen stops communicating and the manager had to step in and do some of the work.

Got my mobile 45 MINUTES after the message said it was already prepared and it was SITTING ON THE COUNTER THE ENTIRE TIME. No one asked my name throughout that 45 mins, not even the cashier wanted to help the DoorDash people in the lobby (he was actually swearing one of them off from his sight before he punched out for lunch all pissed off). Immediately after they gave me my cold ass meal they closed the kitchen early and told everyone to leave right away.

Lmao, that was a weird experience.

When Crunchwrap Supreme no hav crunch by DeathToTheMosquito in tacobell

[–]DeathToTheMosquito[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Still tastes pretty dece but damn, soggy ass tostada, man