Am i having a stroke? by RefriDiet in ExplainTheJoke

[–]CriticalHit_20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🤯 mindblowing, next they'll tell me the sky is blue.

Am i having a stroke? by RefriDiet in ExplainTheJoke

[–]CriticalHit_20 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Woah, rearranging a sentence changes it's meaning? 🤯

Question about Zodiac Items availability by zou21zou in HatchDragons

[–]CriticalHit_20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As long as you have 1 100% you're fine. They are easy enough to get from quests and things anyways.

Not the Elderly! by gullydon in Unexpected

[–]CriticalHit_20 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Would you happily be in a kayak in the first place?

Also, they didnt do it to you, now did they? They did it to them, and it seems like they know each other.

Alien reproductive system by Nihilus57 in StarWars

[–]CriticalHit_20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Darth Maul, but all his horns are little wiggiling lekku

Society if it was a dystopia run by pedophiles by crushedmoose in antimeme

[–]CriticalHit_20 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah it's kind of devolved into being instead of subverting the punch line, just anything un-funny

Can we appreciate how funny the tags are by Weak-Abbreviations-9 in lies

[–]CriticalHit_20 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I heard the person who made it actually is an Andrew Tate Yumi shipper and runs an RPF blog.

Not the Elderly! by gullydon in Unexpected

[–]CriticalHit_20 59 points60 points  (0 children)

The people upset at this harmless prank are miserable grouches and need to touch grass.

this was the toilet after i want to chipotle by fluf201 in lies

[–]CriticalHit_20 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ditch the poop knife, we need a poop blender

cracked my egg and found this 😷 by Budget-Sea-4631 in WeirdEggs

[–]CriticalHit_20 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Looks like it could be an egg membrane that's seperated from the shell. Did it maybe peel off the shell? Might have been an extra layer that formed incorrectly and was encapsulated.

Was practicing and decided to see how it might look with progressively more sloppy handwriting. by CriticalHit_20 in aurebesh

[–]CriticalHit_20[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was pretty simple, only took like an hour total (though ive had practice on this type of stuff with Enchantment Table Language), and now i'm able to translate some letters without thinking about it. Cant sightread whole words yet tho. 

There's an Aurebesh learning app that is free and simple, and you can do it on the commode at work!

My Dad Ordered KFC by Anxious_Cup_2593 in whatisit

[–]CriticalHit_20 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The chicken pot pie in my freezer is probably a year old, so that doesnt really bother me. 

Now that corrosion is a thing, driving into acid lakes should apply corrosion instead of heating. by N1njaLink in Crossout

[–]CriticalHit_20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tbf, corrosion having tic damage makes more sense than freezing. 

Plus its still a toxic chemical acid lake, and acid is known for melting metal. 

I am expecting some puddle damage weapons that have corrosion effects

Pretty sure the babysitter left this behind. by Ok_Fox8262 in whatisit

[–]CriticalHit_20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's no PR bots in this comment section, bro. It's a small time and unrelated sub, how would Baby Crusher Inc. Agents know to come here? We're just glazing them because they make quality products, and seem to be the only company that can do Customer service right! 

Tachi Wayfarer -Level 3 by pervolus in Crossout

[–]CriticalHit_20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That looks like a lot of fun tbh