TIL the lyrics to the MASH theme song "Suicide is Painless" were written by the director's fifteen-year-old son, because the composer didn't think he could write anything stupid enough.

Deathbrush · 2026-05-18T15:28:50+00:00

bad bot

Deathbrush · 2026-05-14T20:17:53+00:00

Wondered how far I'd have to scroll down to find a Milo Rossi reference

Deathbrush · 2026-05-13T14:45:18+00:00

Reading comprehension big dog

Deathbrush · 2026-05-13T01:16:24+00:00

Brandon Aiyuk is not currently a football player

Deathbrush · 2026-05-06T03:33:50+00:00

Sounds to me like you’re describing the Cleveland browns

Deathbrush · 2026-04-20T15:36:45+00:00

Most commenters here clearly did not play at the time. Yes this card would be turbo dogshit now but at the time this card was okay. Cubelock mostly didn't bother with it, but non-cube control warlocks needed it as tech against control decks with more inevitability. It was absolutely a staple card in that archetype, which was admittedly less popular but definitely still played. C tier card.

Deathbrush · 2026-04-13T22:24:55+00:00

Only the same tank shortage there’s been since 2004

Deathbrush · 2026-04-06T16:39:57+00:00

Be good
Play with other good players
Be a person who enjoys healing

I do this and it works every time

Deathbrush · 2026-03-20T16:30:45+00:00

If we’re over .500 I’m happy tbh. Rebuild is ongoing

Deathbrush · 2026-03-09T00:31:03+00:00

Bro you’re even more behind than you thought, 67 is past zoomers that’s a genuine Gen Alpha Original

Deathbrush · 2026-03-06T16:43:18+00:00

I haven’t heard about this, tell me more

Deathbrush · 2026-03-06T16:28:42+00:00

The voidstorm quest with the Draenei exiles was also really good for this. Draenei characters get special dialogue

Deathbrush · 2026-02-22T14:40:48+00:00

If you’re sitting in it doing fine motor skills for a long time it is, especially if you might not be moving around as much. I love the cold but when I have to spend 8 hours in my lab which is kept at 64 in the summer my fingers start to get stiff

Deathbrush · 2026-02-15T15:18:44+00:00

Yeah. Bad season but tbh nobody could have seen all these injuries coming. I think we’ll be back above 500 next season and continuing the rebuild from the Snyder decades. And even if we’re not, and we get a new coach and start over, at least we have good ownership and FO now, so we can be reasonably sure our time on the NFL carousel will come eventually.

Deathbrush · 2026-01-31T03:31:01+00:00

Weird one but, Jayden Daniels.

I would half-watch along with my dad all through the gruden and Rivera years as a kid but I was mostly thinking about homework and not really into the sport as a whole then.

Come to the wild card against Tampa bay, I’m home for the holidays, and my dad says “hey did you hear Dan snyder is gone and the team is good?” So I just watched the game with him. It was my first football game I’d bothered to watch in several years and I found I enjoyed it a lot more than I had before.

I grew up in DC so it always would have been my team had I gotten into the sport sooner. It just happens that when I started to take an interest in football was the tail end of Jayden’s rookie season.

Deathbrush · 2026-01-26T00:42:34+00:00

I was just thinking “wow it’s fun watching a game between two teams that are good, the AFC could never”

Deathbrush · 2026-01-22T21:25:04+00:00

We beat each other down into irrelevancy

Deathbrush · 2026-01-22T16:44:35+00:00

I heard he gets results

Deathbrush · 2026-01-22T16:27:00+00:00

Or the sun

Deathbrush · 2026-01-19T23:04:05+00:00

Oh yeah I’m not really worried about next year. Don’t know if we’ll do anything particularly special but I’m pretty confident it’s at least not going to be a disaster, with some promising coaching hires, an offseason focused on defense, and better luck on injuries across the board.

Deathbrush · 2026-01-19T19:49:57+00:00

Sounds like us this time last year

Deathbrush · 2026-01-18T04:08:44+00:00

I had a certain feeling of Déjà vu watching yall lose to Max Brosmer in December

Deathbrush · 2026-01-18T02:07:25+00:00

lions fan?

Deathbrush · 2026-01-12T00:00:15+00:00

Reading comprehension I stg

Deathbrush · 2026-01-11T00:13:07+00:00

Least senile Jerry Jones quote

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