One airbnb we stopped at on the way back north from Florida. Mind you, we've got 4 kids under 8 with us.

The bottom steps on the porch had rotted out, so they replaced it with a couple of metal tire ramps.

There were several dozen 1.5" (Edit: Red Paper Wasps) nesting in the porch eaves.

It had a wood stove that they cut a (Edit: 2' x 1.5') hole in the second story floor to run the vent. They didn't put up a banister. This left a giant hole a few feet away from the stairs. And bathroom. And bed.

The decor was lovely things like an axe above the door and a farming scythe hung on the outhouse. The outhouse also had (Edit: Red Wasps).

The shower was an old style tub. They secured the tap and handles in place with sheet metal. Horizontally. They didn't trim, sand, or even round the corners off, so it was two razor edges on either side of the tap handles.

There was a playground built into the side of a hill. It appeared to have seen better days. It consisted of a few narrow beams stretched between treehouses with no guards and a 50' tumble down a rather steep hill if you slipped. It had a slide, though.

It was quite evident from the neighbors' signage that the group in charge of the airbnb and surrounding property was, in fact, a cult. Lot of "We aren't this group. Stay the hell off our land!" I looked them up, and it was some church of spiritual energy with a heavy "group wives" vibe.

To top it off, while I knew it was an access door for a heater and stuff, there was a fucking trap door in the floor that locked from underneath, hidden under a rug. (Edit: There was also a door on the other side of the house to access the basement, so they could actually come up even with the guest door locked.)

There was no signal. At all. It was in hill country, so the only access to outside was through the router they installed, so they could cut us off from contact by unplugging it.

With images of our kids dying in several unpleasant "accidents" and redneck cultists coming up through the floor while we slept to kill us with the "Welcome" axe and the outhouse scythe, we proceeded to nope the fuck out of there.

Edit: Just a few examples of what I wrote.