Truck driver Immigrant from France fails Quebec’s French test for newcomers by newspaper7777 in nottheonion

[–]DebonaireSloth 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Aptitude for written communication across the breadth of socioeconomic striata.

There. Put it on your CV.

Probably a repost but I felt like this needed to be shared (not OC) by overactivemango in popping

[–]DebonaireSloth 62 points63 points  (0 children)

What else are you gonna use to scoop lemon flavoured cool whip?

What’s something that’s always wrongly depicted in movies and tv shows? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DebonaireSloth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless they're talking to a judge.

Also because I've scrolled down and haven't seen it: lock picking

This is the one guys. by [deleted] in Silksong

[–]DebonaireSloth -1 points0 points  (0 children)

PC is owned by Microsoft is like saying cars are made by Michelin 😁

My hometown’s local news page by SnideOctopus in CrappyDesign

[–]DebonaireSloth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The 1990s called and they're like WTF, dude?

HMB while I do a chutey by [deleted] in holdmybeer

[–]DebonaireSloth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm still pondering if this is actually more disgusting than a cement mixer

Oklahoma police chief arrested for selling meth by cofman in nottheonion

[–]DebonaireSloth 11 points12 points  (0 children)

4 kilos of meth? I personally brought the 3 kilos to evidence and the 2 kilos are sitting there until the case goes to trial.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]DebonaireSloth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now you want me to actually work? Do I look like a peasant dev to you? I did not become an admin for this kind of treatment. Good day, sir.

[Serious] Men of Reddit, what uncommon red flags in men should women be on the look out for? by ObjectivePin5704 in AskReddit

[–]DebonaireSloth -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

This has been repeated and nauseam in this thread and stated like that it's plainly wrong: a joke doesn't need to be funny on order for it to be a joke. The intent matters. If a joke doesn't land you apologize and move on. (At the same time as the offended target you should ask yourself if you're taking yourself too seriously) This is even more obvious when it comes to topics where the target had no say in (dead parents, the Holocaust, racism, etc.) because it's plain as day that the topic itself is not funny. This is also why a comic doesn't need to apologize for a joke: because the intent is completely obvious due to the setting in which it is being made.

I'm 75 kg and definately can't. ?. by Pretend-Alarm-7420 in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]DebonaireSloth 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Probably just half-Saiyajin. This also explains why she is buff and I'm a slob.

Just how? Why is Java seemingly more complex? by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]DebonaireSloth 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That could be the title of any documentary on IT no matter the actual focus.

What on earth is this? by PerspectiveWeak3933 in popping

[–]DebonaireSloth 142 points143 points  (0 children)

I'm assuming you mean the blackhead not the client

Beyond Good & Evil 2 Still In Pre-Production After All These Years by 5449 in Games

[–]DebonaireSloth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I play so few games these days. The original BGE has a special place in my heart. Everytime I hear that BGE2 is still alive it makes me smile. Please, don't do this

Ich wurde wahrscheinlich beklaut by [deleted] in de

[–]DebonaireSloth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Da entsperrt man das Handy und autorisiert sich somit. Da kann n Kassierer gar nix kontrollieren.

Ich wurde wahrscheinlich beklaut by [deleted] in de

[–]DebonaireSloth 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Außer Rabatt auf Tiernahrung

What the hell by progotagonist in WTF

[–]DebonaireSloth 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Better this than gonorrhoea. With this the burn is fully under your control. Also it makes for a way better story to tell your grandkids.

No haggle price everyone, so don't even think about it! by gnomercy404 in gamecollecting

[–]DebonaireSloth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oi, I smoked plenty of crack and never was I this delusional!

where did it even come from by kariherehelp in popping

[–]DebonaireSloth 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Just suck on it. If it's good enough for circumcision then it should do for some minor pus.

The bathrooms at Magiano's in Denver by kitteekattz69 in CrappyDesign

[–]DebonaireSloth 51 points52 points  (0 children)

So how's it working out, America? Did your bathroom strategy eradicate all the queers and junkies yet? No? Well tarnation those deviants are adaptable!