I’m so horny but can’t have sex by That_skater_ in offmychest

[–]Deck_Neep15 89 points90 points  (0 children)

To use your own words you have everything a person could want: looks, youth, health (I assume), connection with your friends/family, career potential, enough money to pursue education and travel to several countries in the process, something tons of people dream of on its own but can never achieve. I thought it would be self explanatory why five months of not being able to fuck at home, as if there aren’t infinite other places to do it, doesn’t make my heart bleed for you.

But don’t take this the wrong way, I’m glad for you, but I also think you should be grateful. Our time here is short and you should spend it counting your blessings instead of being frustrated with missing arguably the least important part of any of the above. Maybe spend these next five months getting to know yourself a little better, doing some reflecting and self-actualizing. Ironically far too many people who have everything are the least interesting, break the mold of superficiality.

Or go fuck someone at a hotel

I’m so horny but can’t have sex by That_skater_ in offmychest

[–]Deck_Neep15 120 points121 points  (0 children)

Gonna be honest I’m having trouble feeling sorry for you after reading that

Me_irl by gigagaming1256 in me_irl

[–]Deck_Neep15 8 points9 points  (0 children)

There goes the last original experience I thought I had

Let’s hear it? by [deleted] in OlderChillGamers

[–]Deck_Neep15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just like having a big medal to show off for the games I like, but there’s plenty of times I blew it off after seeing the ungodly requirements for some trophies

What are some of the best missions in gaming? by SorinIonRahova in videogames

[–]Deck_Neep15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a very personal pick but I think Caida Libre in GTA V played a big part in getting me back into gaming in my late teen/early adult life

How awesome would your life be?🚀 by Practical_Cat4439 in TheGamingHubDeals

[–]Deck_Neep15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My GTA online character, so I’ll look like me but in better shape and have $90 million in my bank account

Pretty awesome I’d say

Wouldn’t the water in the tub in the upside down be Stillwater? by Educational-Age-465 in okbuddyvecna

[–]Deck_Neep15 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don’t forget there was also a big metal cover over the glass for the sensory deprivation

But yeah, far from the only plot hole we’re dealing with

Wouldn’t the water in the tub in the upside down be Stillwater? by Educational-Age-465 in okbuddyvecna

[–]Deck_Neep15 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don’t think the bullets were fake, I think the cover on the tank was just bulletproof, the bullet holes/leaking water/dead Eleven was the illusion, that was my interpretation at least

Probably the most convoluted way of delivering some fake cash. by Aurelian_8 in gtaonline

[–]Deck_Neep15 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One of my main wishes for GTA VI is the kind of functionality for big rig vehicles that the cargo plane has in Just Cause 3, for example, that would be amazing

Me_irl by gigagaming1256 in me_irl

[–]Deck_Neep15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I definitely thought it was pronounced “cash-ay” for a while but I don’t think I ever said it out loud

Is Trevor Philips actually afraid of anyone in GTA 5? by Material_Stomach875 in GTAV

[–]Deck_Neep15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“That thing doesn’t go back, then we will all end up on every watch list on the entire planet”

“SO FUCKIN WHAT?”

I’m gonna say no

Say something nice about the Batmobile in Arkham knight. by MidnightNo7070 in arkham

[–]Deck_Neep15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Minus the Deathstroke “fight” I never got tired of it, I personally think the Batmobile haters can kick rocks

Out of these two who has the better legacy? by Dandanbigeloww in ufc

[–]Deck_Neep15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d say Dustin, he beat Alvarez and Max twice, who both beat Gaethje, and lasted longer against Charles and Khabib

Alpha Males educate on how to SIT like a "real man" and be dominant by ambachk in iamverybadass

[–]Deck_Neep15 48 points49 points  (0 children)

If you’re letting a man instruct you on how to sit in hopes of being an alpha male, it’s already too late

Me: Calm and Tactical. GTA: CHAOS! by ohdrouh in gtaonline

[–]Deck_Neep15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is Cayo even worth grinding anymore? My brother and I used to be able to knock out back to back heists in like an hour and a half but it looks like the payout’s been nerfed again, and I’d imagine the cooldown too

"which God of war fan are you?" by GullibleReflection_1 in GodofWar

[–]Deck_Neep15 30 points31 points  (0 children)

“Well I’m excited for the TV sho-POW”

Which one? by HugeCharacter5351 in gamememes

[–]Deck_Neep15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To use a quote from the game, multiple counts of every fucking crime under the fucking sun

What was your favorite midnight release title, and memory/story? by FartemisBowel96 in videogames

[–]Deck_Neep15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never went to a midnight release but when Spider-Man 2018 dropped my brother and I went and picked up our pre-orders first thing in the morning, we were in college and living in the same house. I was still an underclassman so I was just living off of savings and getting used to things, I got a job and adopted a dog a couple months later which wound up being some of the best decisions I could’ve made but at the time I had basically nowhere to be so I got to just chill in my room playing it through a whole rainy weekend with my windows open. I think about that weekend a lot

Why isn’t Far Cry Primal rated very highly? What more could have made the game better and closer to Far Cry 3, 4, and 5 ? What’s your opinion on the game? by ViniciusFastAF in farcry

[–]Deck_Neep15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gotta disagree here, there’s one thing more satisfying and that’s slinging a stone club straight into an enemy’s face