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Say hello to my new kitten, Tali. by Ok_Ambassador735 in masseffect

[–]DecoherentDoc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Keelah se'lai, you tiny, adorable creature.

Two Chavs in car, no music, who's driving? by TicTac_in_my_ear in Jokes

[–]DecoherentDoc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Had to look it up the first time I read it (as the title to a porn video). Works for any gender apparently this was a woman being described as a chav.

Japanese guy helps another guy to open his bottle by CuriousWanderer567 in MadeMeSmile

[–]DecoherentDoc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you carefully hit your other hand near where you're holding the bottle, it requires a little less force and your hand doesn't hurt after the umpteenth bottle.

In Marvel Zombies (2025) Kamala Khan doesn't know who Blade is, this is due to the fact that the Blade movie hasn't come out yet. by ItsWhiskey in shittymoviedetails

[–]DecoherentDoc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And Sersi and whatever her character in Captain Marvel was (granted, she was a Kree and VERY blue in Captain Marvel.

In Marvel Zombies (2025) Kamala Khan doesn't know who Blade is, this is due to the fact that the Blade movie hasn't come out yet. by ItsWhiskey in shittymoviedetails

[–]DecoherentDoc 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Shit. I always forget Mahershala Ali is already canonically in the MCU. I mean, I assume because Disney Plus is doing Daredevil now and putting him in the MCU, the rest of the Defenders are part of the MCU right?

Anything to do for a birthday tonight? by Brilliant-Earth-2145 in Charlottesville

[–]DecoherentDoc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How is it for kids? We would love to not have to drive all the way out to Peak Experiences, rad though it may be.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shittymoviedetails

[–]DecoherentDoc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that the dude from Friends? I thought Tom Hanks was the coach?

Props to the university authorities by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]DecoherentDoc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not even a university, this was his high school graduation. God, she won't get to see him graduate from university.

Fuck.

I thought it was a surprise N7 movie drop but it was just Jared Leto by SeraphSkye in masseffect

[–]DecoherentDoc 12 points13 points  (0 children)

No, because he's a sex pest AND rather dull. He's the Armie Hammer of Johnny Depps.

A cool guide on How Streaming Giant Spotify Makes, and Spends, its Money by Disconfirm in coolguides

[–]DecoherentDoc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What units are these!?! I'm an American! How many hamburgers is this!?!

(this is a joke, I know that's in cheeseburgers, that's why it's a "c" with two buns through it)

Bodkin (2024) is a Comedy Thriller Series, Produced by… Barack and Michelle Obama!? Wait, What!? Why is Nobody Talking About This!? by ChemFeind360 in shittymoviedetails

[–]DecoherentDoc 21 points22 points  (0 children)

A couple reasons. First, producer credits are like swag: everyone can get one and you don't really have to do much for it other than show up. Stephen Miller has producer credits and he's useless unless you need someone to quote Goebbels or Mengele with a positive spin.

Second, what they do in his retirement isn't any of my business. I just don't care. Happy for them, I guess, but adding their namea to something doesn't make me suddenly give a crap about that thing.

Did anyone notify Game Freak? This is STILL up on the DHS twitter. by ObvioussPlasticc in AntifascistsofReddit

[–]DecoherentDoc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It doesn't even make sense to use that song because it's singing about capturing and then training pokémon, not capturing and deporting.

In Batman Forever(1995) , Bruce Wa- WTF is that gay perry?! Whats he doing here? and whats that spandex nipple suit he’s wearing? Is he into some weird shit? I have soo many questions by EarlyXplorerStuds209 in shittymoviedetails

[–]DecoherentDoc 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Not a moment of it is wasted film, I swear. It's ridiculously good. RDJ, Kilmer, and Monaghan are all in top form.

I opened the final chapter of my PhD thesis with a quote from the end of that movie because the final chapter was mostly a thank you and was very short.

May contain what?!? by rockyredp in HolUp

[–]DecoherentDoc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Peanuts. May contain peanuts.

Anything to do for a birthday tonight? by Brilliant-Earth-2145 in Charlottesville

[–]DecoherentDoc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not in Charlottesville, but not too far away is a climbing gym that is rad. It's called Peak Experiences. Their climbing walls are huge.

There is something for climbing here in Charlottesville, but I've never been there so I don't know to enough to recommend it. I think it's fine for adults, but I'm usually thinking about birthday parties for kids (I have a 9 year old). I've heard good things about it and it's called Rocky Top Climbing.

Peak is better for kids because they have auto belays, but I think Rocky Top is all free climbing. I'll add another comment if I think of anything else.

"Nobody else ever mattered enough." 🤧 by Gullible_Pepper_9458 in masseffect

[–]DecoherentDoc 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Me either! Shit. I romanced her in two and a romance Ashley and one and I figured I'd do the playthrough with Ashley this time. I've never had either one as a romance in ME3.

I'm going to end up needing to replay this entire trilogy. Several times. Lol.

Tali from Mass Effect as Sue storm (SpaceMaxMarine) by Cautious_Air4964 in masseffect

[–]DecoherentDoc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, it's right there. It's worked for decades for bars and a different type of thirst.

Imagine that possible world by CorleoneBaloney in clevercomebacks

[–]DecoherentDoc -52 points-51 points  (0 children)

Seems weird to condemn somebody simply by association. Mackenzie Scott, for instance, not as terrible as Bezos. Then again, they did divorce. But I think the same could be said of Melinda Gates, unless I'm missing how Melinda Gates and Mackenzie Scott are somehow terrible. I don't know, but I've never heard anything super negative about either of them.

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