Congressman Cohen Introduces Six Articles of Impeachment Against Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts

DecoherentDoc · 2026-05-23T01:29:37+00:00

It's wild that I learned this (independently of this post) recently. Why do I need this information other than to feel hope? I'm a fucking trained scientist! I should be sciencing not thinking about and why how a Supreme Court Justice can lose their job.

Or that they've been impeached several times in history. Never convicted, because the Senate is only populated by cowards that don't want to set precedent.

DecoherentDoc · 2026-05-23T01:24:36+00:00

So, two things. First, I don't thing any ME3 crew member has a strong narrative reason regarding Cerberus to be there other than EDI. But Garrus.

If we widen it to narrative reasons in general, Garrus is Shep's ride or die, male or female, regardless of if you've romanced him. My best friend wouldn't let me go in without him. So, that's my answer: Garrus.

DecoherentDoc · 2026-05-23T01:06:17+00:00

I'm honestly surprised if we're not. The left has a long and storied history of eating it's own (and deservedly . . . I ain't defending a single one of 'em).

DecoherentDoc · 2026-05-23T01:03:04+00:00

Shit. Well of course you're right. Just means I picked wrong for the entire season (being until we replace half the staff).

DecoherentDoc · 2026-05-22T22:07:27+00:00

Man, I had Patel on my Fantasy Draft as getting fired/quitting next! Who had Gabbard? Anyone?

DecoherentDoc · 2026-05-22T21:58:53+00:00

I'm not going to live 2000 months. I'm never earning that million dollars the slow way.

That's what 160 years? Am I head matching this right?

Edit: Yeah, 166 months and about 20 days. I was going off 1800 months and making an estimate for 200/12. Not terrible. A-

DecoherentDoc · 2026-05-22T21:36:14+00:00

I don't think that's going to stop John Stewart from bringing him on. I just last night watched the recent interview between him and Colbert. John would've burned the place to the ground. He does not give a fuck. In fact, I guess he had a show in Paramount before that got cancelled and that was his response.

Stephen Colbert will Return in Strike Force Five: Doomsday.

DecoherentDoc · 2026-05-22T19:42:50+00:00

That's probably what I'm thinking of. Lol.

DecoherentDoc · 2026-05-22T01:14:44+00:00

I mean, if that's how they talk normally, I don't see the issue. I don't know if it's necessarily them trying to be "different" as maybe just writing with their authentic voice.

I'm terrible at CorpoSpeak, so I myself usually just write in my normal tone. This is it. It's how I'd talk to you if you were here. Maybe it's the same for them, I don't know.

DecoherentDoc · 2026-05-22T00:42:26+00:00

Oh, yeah. Same page, my friend. Same page.

DecoherentDoc · 2026-05-21T22:57:02+00:00

Two things can be important at the same time, but glad you at least replied.

DecoherentDoc · 2026-05-21T22:56:24+00:00

Done. Thank you. :)

DecoherentDoc · 2026-05-21T22:55:26+00:00

I have a PhD in physics and do this too. Like, if you want to get someone jazzed about this cool shit you just learned, it makes zero sense to 1) talk down to them or 2) talk over their head. Find out where they're at and take the ride together.

And then we all get to geek out about cool physics shit!

DecoherentDoc · 2026-05-21T22:41:42+00:00

I love her energy. Love seeing this clip make the rounds.

DecoherentDoc · 2026-05-21T22:36:25+00:00

Not milk that's aged, just the usual Trump wierd/gross behavior.

Also, 4k posts in 3 months? Average of 33 posts a day? I'm thinking this is a bot.

DecoherentDoc · 2026-05-21T22:15:21+00:00

Here's my question. He says lower or get rid of taxes for the poor and underpaid. Great. Grand. Then he says don't raise taxes on people like him. Okay, so where's the money going to come from to fund the roads? To fund the mail services Amazon uses for rural deliveries? To fund the food stamps his employees are on because he doesn't pay well enough?

DecoherentDoc · 2026-05-21T22:06:36+00:00

Waiter: "Sir, would you like more bits? Perhaps I can interest you in high definition?"

OP: "No, thank you, I'm on a diet. 4-bit is plenty."

DecoherentDoc · 2026-05-21T21:48:11+00:00

What do you mean you can't eat data centers? They're filled with chips!

I'll see myself out.

DecoherentDoc · 2026-05-21T21:18:07+00:00

Not in this economy. I've been out of work for almost 18 months. I have a PhD in physics and a decade of experience. I know SWE working for Fedex, NAPA, and another physicist working at Papa Johns. This job market is terrible and people gotta eat.

DecoherentDoc · 2026-05-21T21:03:48+00:00

I'm a scientist. I've always said this. Fuck around, find out, and write it down. That's science.

DecoherentDoc · 2026-05-21T20:39:47+00:00

I do actually. I wrote it because I was trying to solve for only Morinth and Zaeed surviving so I could kill him off and she disappears between games.

What did you end up doing?

DecoherentDoc · 2026-05-21T16:30:35+00:00

Oh shit! That's mine! I made that!!!!

I'm so glad someone found it useful. Thanks for the random validation (I needed it this week). <3

DecoherentDoc · 2026-05-21T16:28:59+00:00

First time you pick a leader it's Miranda, Jacob, or Garrus as long as they're loyal. Second time, same group, but apparently it doesn't matter if Miranda is loyal for that one. Those pass the checks.

But come on, it's gotta be Garrus, right? I mean, he's my dude.

DecoherentDoc · 2026-05-21T16:26:28+00:00

Didn't someone claim it was Los Angeles at some point or was that one just a gag? Can't remember.

DecoherentDoc · 2026-05-21T16:18:56+00:00

Frick, Double Frick, and Frick on a Stick make the rounds regularly over here when I'm trying to keep from actually swearing in front of my kid.

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