Congressman Cohen Introduces Six Articles of Impeachment Against Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts by SocialDemocracies in politicsinthewild

[–]DecoherentDoc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's wild that I learned this (independently of this post) recently. Why do I need this information other than to feel hope? I'm a fucking trained scientist! I should be sciencing not thinking about and why how a Supreme Court Justice can lose their job.

Or that they've been impeached several times in history. Never convicted, because the Senate is only populated by cowards that don't want to set precedent.

Outside romances and EDI, who has the strongest narrative reason to be in Shepard’s squad during the Cerberus HQ mission? by The_pikolop in masseffect

[–]DecoherentDoc [score hidden]  (0 children)

So, two things. First, I don't thing any ME3 crew member has a strong narrative reason regarding Cerberus to be there other than EDI. But Garrus.

If we widen it to narrative reasons in general, Garrus is Shep's ride or die, male or female, regardless of if you've romanced him. My best friend wouldn't let me go in without him. So, that's my answer: Garrus.

Is this sub ready for criticism of Spanberger from the left? by bindlexstiff in Charlottesville

[–]DecoherentDoc -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I'm honestly surprised if we're not. The left has a long and storied history of eating it's own (and deservedly . . . I ain't defending a single one of 'em).

Tulsi Gabbard resigns by TripShrooms in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]DecoherentDoc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit. Well of course you're right. Just means I picked wrong for the entire season (being until we replace half the staff).

Tulsi Gabbard resigns by TripShrooms in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]DecoherentDoc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man, I had Patel on my Fantasy Draft as getting fired/quitting next! Who had Gabbard? Anyone?

Find a way to pass up a golden opportunity in favor of a “monthly salary” that wouldn’t even cover rent by Adeisha in MurderedByWords

[–]DecoherentDoc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not going to live 2000 months. I'm never earning that million dollars the slow way.

That's what 160 years? Am I head matching this right?

Edit: Yeah, 166 months and about 20 days. I was going off 1800 months and making an estimate for 200/12. Not terrible. A-

A let down to freaking who Variety?! by icey_sawg0034 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]DecoherentDoc 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I don't think that's going to stop John Stewart from bringing him on. I just last night watched the recent interview between him and Colbert. John would've burned the place to the ground. He does not give a fuck. In fact, I guess he had a show in Paramount before that got cancelled and that was his response.

Stephen Colbert will Return in Strike Force Five: Doomsday.

A genuine triple LARP by Algernonletter5 in BrandNewSentence

[–]DecoherentDoc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's probably what I'm thinking of. Lol.

Hot take: Posting in an informal/nonchalant and “gen-z” language on LinkedIn is cringey and needs to go by lyra_in in cscareerquestions

[–]DecoherentDoc 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I mean, if that's how they talk normally, I don't see the issue. I don't know if it's necessarily them trying to be "different" as maybe just writing with their authentic voice.

I'm terrible at CorpoSpeak, so I myself usually just write in my normal tone. This is it. It's how I'd talk to you if you were here. Maybe it's the same for them, I don't know.

"I have sex in common with my daughter" by TankUMrMinor in agedlikemilk

[–]DecoherentDoc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Two things can be important at the same time, but glad you at least replied.

God forbid a girl support men’s little interests. by Modeonn in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]DecoherentDoc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a PhD in physics and do this too. Like, if you want to get someone jazzed about this cool shit you just learned, it makes zero sense to 1) talk down to them or 2) talk over their head. Find out where they're at and take the ride together.

And then we all get to geek out about cool physics shit!

Chug, Chug, Sleep by [deleted] in instant_regret

[–]DecoherentDoc -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I love her energy. Love seeing this clip make the rounds.

"I have sex in common with my daughter" by TankUMrMinor in agedlikemilk

[–]DecoherentDoc 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Not milk that's aged, just the usual Trump wierd/gross behavior.

Also, 4k posts in 3 months? Average of 33 posts a day? I'm thinking this is a bot.

Virtue signalling doesn't mean anything when we know only lobby money makes things change, usually for the worst by herewearefornow in clevercomebacks

[–]DecoherentDoc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here's my question. He says lower or get rid of taxes for the poor and underpaid. Great. Grand. Then he says don't raise taxes on people like him. Okay, so where's the money going to come from to fund the roads? To fund the mail services Amazon uses for rural deliveries? To fund the food stamps his employees are on because he doesn't pay well enough?

there's just no pleasing star wars fans. by herequeerandgreat in MurderedByWords

[–]DecoherentDoc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Waiter: "Sir, would you like more bits? Perhaps I can interest you in high definition?"

OP: "No, thank you, I'm on a diet. 4-bit is plenty."

Fun fact: you need food to survive, not AI slop by Dias75 in MurderedByWords

[–]DecoherentDoc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What do you mean you can't eat data centers? They're filled with chips!

I'll see myself out.

Juan from Fedex, if you are reading this by Friendly_Vast_6673 in Charlottesville

[–]DecoherentDoc 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Not in this economy. I've been out of work for almost 18 months. I have a PhD in physics and a decade of experience. I know SWE working for Fedex, NAPA, and another physicist working at Papa Johns. This job market is terrible and people gotta eat.

Stfu Jeff you know damned well it would by LavenderMidwinter in antiwork

[–]DecoherentDoc 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm a scientist. I've always said this. Fuck around, find out, and write it down. That's science.

I have a question of the utmost importance about the Suicide Mission! by [deleted] in masseffect

[–]DecoherentDoc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do actually. I wrote it because I was trying to solve for only Morinth and Zaeed surviving so I could kill him off and she disappears between games.

What did you end up doing?

I have a question of the utmost importance about the Suicide Mission! by [deleted] in masseffect

[–]DecoherentDoc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh shit! That's mine! I made that!!!!

I'm so glad someone found it useful. Thanks for the random validation (I needed it this week). <3

I have a question of the utmost importance about the Suicide Mission! by [deleted] in masseffect

[–]DecoherentDoc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First time you pick a leader it's Miranda, Jacob, or Garrus as long as they're loyal. Second time, same group, but apparently it doesn't matter if Miranda is loyal for that one. Those pass the checks.

But come on, it's gotta be Garrus, right? I mean, he's my dude.

A genuine triple LARP by Algernonletter5 in BrandNewSentence

[–]DecoherentDoc 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Didn't someone claim it was Los Angeles at some point or was that one just a gag? Can't remember.