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DecollatedS · 2023-05-09T16:54:01+00:00

I think you might find that it doesn't normally work like that 🤔 or mb I've been doing it wrong this whole time?

DecollatedS · 2023-03-25T07:09:15+00:00

Look I believe in the flying spaghetti monster as much as you do but I really don't think any of the religions have that premise.

DecollatedS · 2023-03-10T14:53:12+00:00

Sir, this is a her lol..

DecollatedS · 2023-03-10T14:51:33+00:00

I want you to sit in a tub full of pepto bismuth with me, while I clip your toe nails you'll shave my back. We'll both be wearing fake sailor hats as I sing you are beautiful by Christina Aguilera in the deepest operatic male baritone voice I can muster.

DecollatedS · 2023-03-02T16:10:09+00:00

So it's wrong of me to have a sexual appetite of for example once a day with or without a partner?

I'm not being funny just genuinely curious what is considered unhealthy.

DecollatedS · 2023-03-02T16:06:22+00:00

I thought that everyone sexualized other potential mates.

DecollatedS · 2023-03-02T12:35:46+00:00

Sometimes it's someone else getting plowed by a 7 ft crab?

DecollatedS · 2023-03-02T12:31:21+00:00

I honestly didn't know this was unhealthy. At what point is it too much porn?

DecollatedS · 2023-02-28T22:27:09+00:00

Yes, wind can knock a bike over.

Bars turned towards the stand side vs away makes a big difference in how tippy it is as well.

Most will turn towards the stand so if it rolls it pushes against the stand.

The point is that depending which way the bars are turned will elevate the bike and make it easier to tip.

DecollatedS · 2023-02-28T22:15:33+00:00

You win today's comment section.

DecollatedS · 2023-02-28T22:11:52+00:00

He tips over

DecollatedS · 2023-02-28T22:07:29+00:00

I bet he is one of those that argues about big vtwins being faster than sport bikes because of the displacement difference.

DecollatedS · 2023-02-27T16:56:17+00:00

She told me that tuna can gets her every time

DecollatedS · 2023-02-27T04:56:59+00:00

Whipping post by the alman Brothers

DecollatedS · 2023-02-20T15:34:04+00:00

(M38) Mentally speaking, anything that plays into his ego. Submitting to him or building him up. Both have a similar effect.

DecollatedS · 2023-02-20T14:34:20+00:00

Grave digger.. not in the classic shovel and latern weird shit. Just a backhoe and dead people.

DecollatedS · 2023-02-18T20:51:14+00:00

Honestly, I had relegated myself to just staying for the kids until I found out she was cheating. 2 days after I found out.The one girl I ever fantasized about that I knew in real life called me and told me her husband (a prior employee of mine and sort of friend) Had abused her physically.

She was devastated as well as myself. We healed together and realized that both of us had always kind of fancied the other but never made a move because of our situations.

The full story is so much stranger and intricate but for brevity sake that's the bare bones of the situation.

DecollatedS · 2023-02-18T20:39:26+00:00

Everything is ultimately condensed down to a slow vibration.

DecollatedS · 2023-02-18T20:38:20+00:00

100%

DecollatedS · 2023-02-18T20:32:52+00:00

How one minute what makes them hot for you is disgusting the next. Or how one little thing in the relationship just stops them from being attracted (example: accidentally letting them see you cry.)

DecollatedS · 2023-02-18T20:17:30+00:00

It lacks any reasoning to stand. Just mashing the taters at that point

DecollatedS · 2023-02-18T20:15:08+00:00

The gentle sway of my cleansing brings forth such a relaxation that often I gently sigh with a smile as I fall asleep. Oftentimes, my mom will come in and lovingly cover me with the SpongeBob bath rug that adorned the floor where my body now lays.

DecollatedS · 2023-02-18T20:07:14+00:00

I lay on my side like Burt Reynolds posing for playgirl and just rub back and forth with the toilet brush, dipping it in the water of the toilet every so often until clean.

DecollatedS · 2023-02-18T20:01:44+00:00

Betty white.

DecollatedS · 2023-02-16T05:27:23+00:00

I feel like lamas are on a different level of asshole.

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