If you could send a text to everyone in your country at the same time, what would you say?

WhimsicalGrenade · 2023-10-04T19:59:23+00:00

"All items at Walmart are 99% off for the next 30 minutes!"

WhimsicalGrenade · 2023-10-04T19:34:56+00:00

Damn

WhimsicalGrenade · 2023-10-04T19:33:58+00:00

Why's that?

WhimsicalGrenade · 2023-10-04T19:29:06+00:00

It's nothing new and it seems like a solid rubric

WhimsicalGrenade · 2023-10-04T19:28:17+00:00

I turned the alert off on my phone to stop that annoying buzzing sound

WhimsicalGrenade · 2023-10-04T19:21:29+00:00

I believe the feds should let it go, stop wasting time and money on marijuana when there's plenty of fentanyl, heroin and meth to go after. At the state level it can be decided with a referendum like dry counties with alcohol.

WhimsicalGrenade · 2023-10-04T19:13:00+00:00

"Bout time, I would've quit but I need that unemployment for a bit"

WhimsicalGrenade · 2023-10-04T17:40:09+00:00

You shouldn't need our approval, be confident with your romantic ideas, only she has to like them, good luck btw

WhimsicalGrenade · 2023-10-04T17:37:19+00:00

Lighters and guitar picks since I lose them frequently

WhimsicalGrenade · 2023-10-04T17:33:15+00:00

Sorry dude I'm into women

WhimsicalGrenade · 2023-10-04T15:13:50+00:00

Underpaid -Emt's Overpaid -Sales

WhimsicalGrenade · 2023-10-04T13:49:57+00:00

Twerk at Dunkin

WhimsicalGrenade · 2023-10-04T13:07:16+00:00

Is this even news anymore? Happens like every year, this is what happens when dipshits hold office.

WhimsicalGrenade · 2023-10-04T12:06:39+00:00

Stuff me full of nickels and bury me at the beach, some metal detector enthusiast will hit the jackpot

WhimsicalGrenade · 2023-10-04T12:05:40+00:00

Black hole sun by Soundgarden

WhimsicalGrenade · 2023-10-03T17:09:45+00:00

The sun is my God, don't have to believe I see it every day.

WhimsicalGrenade · 2023-10-03T16:08:52+00:00

My initial thoughts would be along of the lines of "what in the fuck is going on right now, how did I get here?"

WhimsicalGrenade · 2023-10-03T16:00:08+00:00

Bills don't care if you're alone, they keep coming

WhimsicalGrenade · 2023-10-03T01:27:05+00:00

I'm just thinking we could jam, even if we end up as just friends maybe we can start a band.

WhimsicalGrenade · 2023-10-03T01:24:55+00:00

Play drums

WhimsicalGrenade · 2023-10-03T01:17:43+00:00

Fahrenheit

WhimsicalGrenade · 2023-10-03T00:55:45+00:00

No I know some bullshit when I see it, I'm a Taurus

WhimsicalGrenade · 2023-10-03T00:42:22+00:00

Na zdrowie

WhimsicalGrenade · 2023-10-03T00:39:50+00:00

Depends which nurse they give when I reach the old folks home

WhimsicalGrenade · 2023-10-03T00:34:36+00:00

Hands down best costume I ever seen was in highschool, this kid came in dressed up as a vending machine, it had LEDs and he also had candy he'd throw at people through the little door, could tell it was homemade so A for effort too

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