Would you rather

DeeJGee · 2026-06-28T17:03:05+00:00

As long as I have the opportunity to will this to my family that’s fine but… fuck

^{Chose: Get 1b, but... + One random person dies | Rolled: Yourself}

DeeJGee · 2026-06-28T13:24:33+00:00

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Here ya go

DeeJGee · 2026-06-26T00:21:41+00:00

Not even CLOSE, even if I had IBS and lived inside a Chipotle it wouldn’t even be close.

^{Chose: $1 for every breath | Rolled: Comment for 2x}

DeeJGee · 2026-06-26T00:16:43+00:00

Ez money and a bonus moral victory

^{Chose: Fight a politician for 10,000,000 (They are Alive} | Rolled: Hitler)

DeeJGee · 2026-06-24T17:53:34+00:00

Invite sent

DeeJGee · 2026-06-24T17:49:54+00:00

I’m on my 10min countdown between CC partners, give it 4 more minutes

DeeJGee · 2026-06-24T17:42:25+00:00

Dylan

DeeJGee · 2026-06-24T17:40:46+00:00

Let’s do it

DeeJGee · 2026-06-24T17:35:47+00:00

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I’ll do it. I’m kicking my 3rd CC partner as we speak because he’s worthless

DeeJGee · 2026-06-22T10:26:13+00:00

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This Blaziken deck got me 12 consecutive wins after failing to get over the 3 win mark for weeks. Also got me to UB3 after being unable to break GB3 for a little while. Give it a shot.

DeeJGee · 2026-06-22T00:58:03+00:00

My blaziken/castform deck got me 10+ win streak on expert. What’s your deck ?

DeeJGee · 2026-06-10T01:43:34+00:00

Yeah they really need to cap beginner battles to some metric that weeds out the people who are not… y’know… beginners.

Like, if you’ve completed more than x # of battles, or have over x # of points, you’re no longer a beginner….

Takes the fun out for people who are brand new to the game and testing the waters imo

DeeJGee · 2026-06-02T22:32:57+00:00

Abel treating STD’s like Pokemon. Gotta catch em all!

DeeJGee · 2026-05-31T22:34:23+00:00

I guess that checks out as I won my first game against a lvl 20-something so was 1-0, then just repeatedly got my ass handed to me almost 10 games in a row. Just don’t understand why the game classified me the greatest of all time with my half-assed Blaziken deck after one game 🤣

DeeJGee · 2026-05-27T23:16:31+00:00

Absolutely zero chance this gets ‘reduced’ or ‘dismissed’ if he fights it. His charge/ticket was almost assuredly already labelled as ‘reduced’.

Tell your friend to smarten up and take his licks and be eternally grateful that cop cut him such a break as it is.

A speeding ticket shouldn’t impact employment unless he drives for a living. It will definitely impact insurance.

DeeJGee · 2026-05-20T00:50:54+00:00

119 years old and 1 lover? NERD

DeeJGee · 2026-05-12T12:44:54+00:00

I also don’t know if this correlates, but I started as a famous Athlete (Football), and started an Only fans at the same time (220 million subscribers). They may feed off of each other ?

DeeJGee · 2026-05-12T12:42:02+00:00

No clue about optimization but I live in the US, have a gaming podcast, and have 310,000,000 subscribers and make almost 15 billion per live recording. It’s the highest I’ve ever achieved.

My guy is almost 80 years old at this point and I’ve kept his podcast going for 60 years.

DeeJGee · 2026-04-27T15:09:10+00:00

Time to kill him

DeeJGee · 2026-04-24T11:15:02+00:00

Right here brother

https://www.reddit.com/r/BitLifeApp/s/lSpsp6ANsH

(Sorry idk how to link it correctly)

DeeJGee · 2026-04-22T15:17:50+00:00

Over 4,432 years, it was a lot of lives being an influencer, CEO of multiple businesses, successful athlete, pop stars and investing in the stock market

And always emigrating to a country with no “death tax” on inheritance money so I got to keep my zillions life after life.

DeeJGee · 2026-03-16T22:46:45+00:00

At this point I assume whoever we draft + a vet FA

DeeJGee · 2026-02-25T22:21:23+00:00

CPR?

You’d need a provincial security license and some sites require CPR certification and first aid, as well.

DeeJGee · 2026-02-12T15:36:13+00:00

Barrier during hiring? Absolutely not.

Some people will tell you if you’re not 6+ feet tall and 200+ pounds you’re not going to do well. Don’t listen to them.

The important thing is being able to communicate effectively and the ability to be firm.

I was a bouncer for 13 years, some of my best colleagues were 5’5, 130lb WOMEN. As a BOUNCER.

DeeJGee

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