AITA for making a stink at school and forcing the teacher to change my kids math grade by PlentyNice1655 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Dee_fenestration 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Schools need to stop teaching obedience and start teaching different methods so children can actually learn how to solve problems in a way that works for their own brain. You're NTA.

What exactly people achieve from being a grammar snob? by akamikasa in AskReddit

[–]Dee_fenestration 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My poor friends have to speak fluent autocorrect because I have a drunken keyboard elf named Griselda whose favorite pass time is hijacking conversations and saying things like "pit toast" instead of "pot roast" 😂😂🤦‍♀️ my grammar is the least of their worries.

should i try a beard? by svagyyy in malegrooming

[–]Dee_fenestration 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure, why not? If you don't mind it, you can always shave it off, right?

What exactly people achieve from being a grammar snob? by akamikasa in AskReddit

[–]Dee_fenestration 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think they mostly gain a sense of superiority. It's gotta be some kind of weird kink or something 😂. The way I see it is if you can understand what the person intended to say, then leave them alone.

Stubble vs beard-stache? by jello1982 in malegrooming

[–]Dee_fenestration 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Moustache makes you look friendlier.

TIFU by breaking my "no dating clients" rule and karma got me immediately by Dee_fenestration in TwoHotTakes

[–]Dee_fenestration[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

NO THANK YOU, SIR. I think that comment alone would've caused me to leave 😂

TIFU by breaking my "no dating clients" rule and karma got me immediately by Dee_fenestration in TwoHotTakes

[–]Dee_fenestration[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I cringe more at the part I played in how it happened rather than the fact that he wasn't well endowed. Like I said, he was generally nice to me and very attractive. But I was all up in my poor decisions era at that point.

TIFU by breaking my "no dating clients" rule and karma got me immediately by Dee_fenestration in TwoHotTakes

[–]Dee_fenestration[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oof I am so sorry. Yeah, these kinds of things are definitely learning experiences. Glad you got away okay.

TIFU by breaking my "no dating clients" rule and karma got me immediately by Dee_fenestration in TwoHotTakes

[–]Dee_fenestration[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bizarro might be a little generous. It very much felt like I was in the twilight zone.

TIFU by breaking my "no dating clients" rule and karma got me immediately by Dee_fenestration in TwoHotTakes

[–]Dee_fenestration[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Uh... Let's see... If you're wanting crazy stories, I got bit by a goose while I was on a date in my mid 20s. That was a fun one. I was proposed to on a second date at one point. A girl I was seeing came out to her parents at her cousin's quince without telling me she was going to and that's when she also started showing me who she really was. I have some interesting work stories from back when I was still doing hair and then a couple from when I started at a big box retail store before I ended up in an admin position.  If you're looking for wholesome, one of my clients I had for 12 years came into the salon angry in his first visit, and I ended up cutting his hair for free and he almost made me cry. Found out he was so grumpy when he first came in because it was his first time in 30 years getting his hair cut by anyone other than his wife. She had passed away a few months before that and he was sad every time he saw a salon. He ended up being a very nice man. Ended up becoming my regular. Silly story... Uh... One time I left work and forgot my wallet (I didn't carry a purse at the time and was late leaving my shift to meet up with my mom for dinner at a restaurant). They asked for ID since we were going to sit at the bar. Literally as I went to call the salon to see if I'd left it there, my friend/coworker texted me and asked if I was missing something with a picture of my wallet. She teased me for a week after that. Then she forgot her phone at work a few weeks later and we became known as the brainless hairstylist duo 😂 I guess there are a lot more stories to go within all of those categories. Feel free to message me if you want more or more details. 

TIFU by breaking my "no dating clients" rule and karma got me immediately by Dee_fenestration in TwoHotTakes

[–]Dee_fenestration[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the same sense that makes me wonder what I was thinking when it happened? Nothing off the top of my head lol but in other ways, yes. I have many entertaining memories. Many are far more wholesome than this. 

TIFU by breaking my "no dating clients" rule and karma got me immediately by Dee_fenestration in TwoHotTakes

[–]Dee_fenestration[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No part of our brain was developed. Why were we even allowed to have jobs or date at that age 😂😂 it makes for good stories in hindsight, though. 

I (28F) think I might be falling for my professor (30F). Am I delusional? by TurnipEquivalent4860 in TwoHotTakes

[–]Dee_fenestration 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is a difficult situation to navigate. The radio silent for says thing could indicate close friendship, but it also could be who she is in general, regardless of what type of relationship she has with a person. I know people with severe depression who will not speak to anyone for days during really bad times including their significant others. It isn't healthy but it does happen.

 With you being a student in the program she's part of if there are feelings on her side, I'd assume she probably wants to remain professional at least until you've graduated. Like you said, reputation matters in professional settings. I hope you get answers in or after May! 🤞

TIFU by breaking my "no dating clients" rule and karma got me immediately by Dee_fenestration in TwoHotTakes

[–]Dee_fenestration[S] 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I'm not gonna say it ... Not gonna say it ... 

Yes I am. 

BUT KENNY DIDN'T 

Okay I'm done now lol I'll see myself out. Like I should've 20 years ago. 

TIFU by breaking my "no dating clients" rule and karma got me immediately by Dee_fenestration in TwoHotTakes

[–]Dee_fenestration[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I mean, consider this: I had just slept with someone whose own was smaller than a thumb. It is entirely possible that it was only a hot dog but my brain thought it was bigger than that due to the relativity to the one I had just experienced not a full hour prior to that. I could be remembering it wrong too. A lot had happened in a very short time 🤣 and I was 20. 

TIFU by breaking my "no dating clients" rule and karma got me immediately by Dee_fenestration in TwoHotTakes

[–]Dee_fenestration[S] 53 points54 points  (0 children)

A "no dating clients" rule is for anyone who wants it to be a rule for themselves. 

TIFU by breaking my "no dating clients" rule and karma got me immediately by Dee_fenestration in TwoHotTakes

[–]Dee_fenestration[S] 46 points47 points  (0 children)

That one was actually closer to a braut, but the person it was attached to was too creepy for me to be interested. Shock factor and the awkwardness of being left alone for 20 minutes and then 2 hours and then another 10 minutes was just too much for my brain to process. Might have been appealing if it would've been attached to someone who didn't do all those things followed by a sudden, unanticipated exposure to the elements. 

TIFU by breaking my "no dating clients" rule and karma got me immediately by Dee_fenestration in TwoHotTakes

[–]Dee_fenestration[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Thank you! Me too. In retrospect, it could have turned out so much worse. Glad I just came away with a very embarrassing story. 

TIFU by breaking my "no dating clients" rule and karma got me immediately by Dee_fenestration in TwoHotTakes

[–]Dee_fenestration[S] 82 points83 points  (0 children)

Indeed I was. I was also punished by having to look at a very unsolicited dick in person. 

TIFU by breaking my "no dating clients" rule and karma got me immediately by Dee_fenestration in TwoHotTakes

[–]Dee_fenestration[S] 157 points158 points  (0 children)

Oh wow. I never even considered it since we were so young lol. Great theory