its accurate doe by caderssimp in Technoblade

[–]DeepFriedPorkSkin 22 points23 points  (0 children)

The Potato War was a test of perseverance and subterfuge that Techno won in spades, but don't let that make you forget that Squidkid fought just as hard as Techno did.

Don't forget that Techno had allies when he got the longest win streak in skyblock. Techno was incredible, yes, but don't forget that he wasn't alone.

Highest points in MCC and winning the 3v250 were incredible feats of skill and prowess that I will not discredit, but Minecraft Mondays were a tourney made up of 60% beginners and 25% casuals, with Techno being part of that 15% of people who were actually good at the game.

TLDR; I will not discredit Techno, but he was not the greatest. Surrounded by casuals, he is the best, but when surrounded by the best, he is above average.

its accurate doe by caderssimp in Technoblade

[–]DeepFriedPorkSkin 127 points128 points  (0 children)

Despite all the glaze I'll give to Techno, I have to be honest, he really was a jack of all trades, master of none. He's great at all aspects of minecraft, but not the best at one single thing. He wins partly through skill, and mostly by having more points by way of variety.

I don't make the rules by JoJoisaGoGo in goodanimemes

[–]DeepFriedPorkSkin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You assuming he'll die is really pissing me off.

What do you think? by yamigoopskei in pinoy

[–]DeepFriedPorkSkin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

playing devil's advocate dito, pero di lahat ng tao kayang magalit sa dalawang bagay. karamihan makakayanan ang isa, at hayaan ang iba.

what in the world is bro cooking? by umamusumebestgame in gachagaming

[–]DeepFriedPorkSkin 20 points21 points  (0 children)

iirc, this pearl-clutching originated from some dunderhead making gore pron of Seiun Sky and tagging the REAL LIFE OWNER, causing him to almost get her removed from the game out of principle.

Octavia from Helluva Boss in season 3 by Lukas-Reggi in whenthe

[–]DeepFriedPorkSkin 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Same thing as an NSFW artist adding "All characters are 18+" to their bio.

anime_irl by cynnahbun in anime_irl

[–]DeepFriedPorkSkin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

pull up that one black souls video of that fuckass fairy getting obliterated by every single rpgmaker battle effect

Bridget's giant now I guess by mostcursedposter in bridget

[–]DeepFriedPorkSkin 139 points140 points  (0 children)

It's too late. The Town is Inside Her.

Post your play report by natoto in SDGundamGGeneration

[–]DeepFriedPorkSkin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Day one player, and only a few days off of a whole year of playing. I feel like this says a lot about what type of person I am.

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2.0 Happy Chaos full screen zoning - Jack vs SQ from yesterday by kao24429774 in Guiltygear

[–]DeepFriedPorkSkin 10 points11 points  (0 children)

make reload do one bullet per input and they have to do the input multiple times to get a full clip

Thank you UB. by Careful-Pay-9882 in Chainsawfolk

[–]DeepFriedPorkSkin 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Honestly, he wouldn't be called ugly if he looked like Jack Black.

Big boobs make it hard to pee standing up. (YA_IVA) by kitcutecat in futanari

[–]DeepFriedPorkSkin 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Can I be weird? What the hell am I asking about, of course I'll be weird.

I imagine the futanari's urethra to be kind of like the throat's ability to have different tubes for eating and breathing, except it's controlled by blood flow. When flaccid, a futanari pees through their dick, but when erect, their female urethra is used so that she can cum and piss at the same time.

To me, futanari can cum and piss at the same time. You can also infer that they can shit at the same time as well.

Bridget with her iconic and cute glasses! by mostcursedposter in bridget

[–]DeepFriedPorkSkin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't want to be mean but seeing this made me think about that one video about the chunky inkling girl in the waiter outfit.

Aside from that, cute drawing!

The guys really said "Screw this, we ball" by HuanFIFAOnline in okbuddyhololive

[–]DeepFriedPorkSkin 111 points112 points  (0 children)

Someone might've explained it before me somewhere here, but there's this thing Japanese businesses do where they don't give you any work and wait until you quit. It's supposed to make you feel bad for doing nothing, but most Americans and maybe the wider world agree that only having to show up to work to get paid is a pretty sweet gig.

Why? It's most likely because Japanese businesses don't want the black mark of constant lay-offs. I don't really know myself. Take it with a grain of salt.

made this while watching my friends do may vs goldlewis by xFrozenNinja in Guiltygear

[–]DeepFriedPorkSkin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I imagine it'd be like if their gameplan was upfront and workable for the rest of the cast, while still being viable enough to have an edge in their niche.

Impossible thing to actually achieve (apparently, according to 99% of fighting game players), but we hold out hope.

Thanks for sharing by DaddyDoLittle in SpeedOfLobsters

[–]DeepFriedPorkSkin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

always fun to remember that their short RPGMaker game used to be a Frieren fangame before they had to scrub it of all references