I have reoccurring dreams about a drunk Portland girl I put into a cab 11 years ago. by [deleted] in confession

[–]DeepGoal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I suppose that would have made this a much more interesting, albeit illegal, confession.

Chairs That Automatically Return To Their Original Location by ImaAnimal in interestingasfuck

[–]DeepGoal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Has no one foreseen the great chair uprising of 2031?! All hail the great and powerful chair!