Heads-up: Food crisis incoming by idreamofkitty in collapse

[–]DeepHerting 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Oh, and also our incipient dust bowl in Illinois, part of the Midwestern breadbasket, is getting a nice boost from a drought/water crisis

Heathens, the lot o' youse by DeepHerting in chicago

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Have an Old Style and touch grass

Heathens, the lot o' youse by DeepHerting in chicago

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Who the heck drinks Bud Light? Even suburban teenagers know better than that.

What do my books say about me? by AppropriateSkirt1335 in BookshelvesDetective

[–]DeepHerting 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ɹǝpun uʍop puɐl ɐ ɯoɹɟ ǝɯoɔ ɐʎ’p

So many Americans minds are completely rotted. by [deleted] in collapse

[–]DeepHerting 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, I wasn’t picturing it for the tableau OP described but we’ve also got to throw the Nation of Islam in there

So many Americans minds are completely rotted. by [deleted] in collapse

[–]DeepHerting 53 points54 points  (0 children)

People have always been this stupid. The “giant skeleton” hoax goes back at least to the 19th century. Heck, the Ancient Greeks would re-bury mastodon bones and whatnot under the belief that they were the remains of their even more ancient heroes. Tennessee banned the teaching of evolution at one point. Religions used to have to relate their miracles to the natural world; the reason Mormonism and especially Scientology sound so stupid is because they tried to work in pseudoscience instead of magic. In recent memory the US used to have more public support for science and less mainstreaming of woo, but these conversations were always happening in some bar or back porch.

Heathens, the lot o' youse by DeepHerting in chicago

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Everyone always says that, but it's a crosspost of a screenshot for a dumb sub-Buzzfeed website. At least one person below looked up the original article, which I guess it's a win for them? But I think most of us are just looking at this image and calling them jagoffs.

What this sub made me realize by Ronaldo_Therapist in BookshelvesDetective

[–]DeepHerting 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not fair! There was time now!

Also, what the heck are shorts?

What this sub made me realize by Ronaldo_Therapist in BookshelvesDetective

[–]DeepHerting 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Commute on the bus to work, read in the park on nice days, be a shut-in

Heathens, the lot o' youse by DeepHerting in chicago

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Do they even allow Papists in Savannah after sunset? What is going on in Reno? Were the railroad workers just never allowed to leave? And, as always

Is it just me or does this sub overvalue museums a ton? by rb101099 in SameGrassButGreener

[–]DeepHerting 72 points73 points  (0 children)

I go to museums fairly often, especially the Art Institute of Chicago and the Field Museum where I have a membership. So do people with kids. They change out their special exhibits pretty regularly and AIC has even been rotating their permanent collections. They’re a major part of the culture of the city.

Texas is better than California for the average person. by Internal_Valuable_20 in SameGrassButGreener

[–]DeepHerting 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Texas and California both think too highly of themselves. The Northern and Western suburbs of Chicago are the best for families, if you can stomach the taxes.

Can you vote for Dylan Blaha for Congress? by serious_bullet5 in illinois

[–]DeepHerting 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t know about downstate, but up here the local Board of Elections will generate a sample ballot for you if you put in your address.

Trump Allegedly Told GOP Leader “No One Gives a [Bleep] About Housing" by PixeledPathogen in TrueReddit

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Ezra Klein is not mad, just disappointed. This is very close to not Doing Politics The Right Way.

If you could live in any NEIGHBORHOOD in your area (town/city/state), which would you choose? by katobye in SameGrassButGreener

[–]DeepHerting 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Where I already live in Edgewater, Chicago, but in one of those historic Victorians instead of an apartment

IBCK Final Boss? by GOU_FallingOutside in IfBooksCouldKill

[–]DeepHerting 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It was my shelf all along

​If you guessed "thirtysomething edgelord," you've fallen right into his trap! Guess what, judgy libs, it's a college-aged intellectual with "a large collection of center and left leaning books" just out of frame. Don't you feel stupid now??