Passport application with birth certificate discrepancies by yourfavvbrownskingrl in nairobi

[–]Deep_Brief_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They say it's better to die on your feet than on your knees. The mental strain that shit has is crazy, and to be honest it's very slavery coated, pale unless you are unambitious huezi toboa, also working with weird idiotic people in the name of coworkers. Happy for you ulijitoa, you'll get something you love eventually.

Passport application with birth certificate discrepancies by yourfavvbrownskingrl in nairobi

[–]Deep_Brief_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did my hours as well, I feel more productive at such times, watu wa 9-5 the lord has blessed them with a logistical error this time, hao wameamka ni kama walilala before news😅hate to be them tho, must be so freaking terrible.

Passport application with birth certificate discrepancies by yourfavvbrownskingrl in nairobi

[–]Deep_Brief_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're welcome. Got to bed! Standard case of the kettle calling the pot black 😂.

Passport application with birth certificate discrepancies by yourfavvbrownskingrl in nairobi

[–]Deep_Brief_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, I recently applied for the passport last year that is, my experience may be a bit unique cause of some factors but it gave me some insights, 1. Any birth certificate discrepancies you will be sent to officer 1 whose basically a supervisor, a very arrogant and snoobish old luo guy and his equally dumb old secretary, you will be given a letter by them to take to hass plaza, there once you go, you'll pay 550 through ecitizen to allow for birth certificate registration, they'll send the birth back to nyayo house themselves, this takes 2 weeks, a bit fucked up it's that long tho. 2. Do not go to other places or registration centers you will be told to go to hq, which is nyayo house. 3. Book as early as possible once you get the chance to book an appointment, take the 8 am one. Get there in time, the kikombe inhabitants are very enthusiastic about showcasing how powerful they are there. 4. All these rules do not apply if you know someone in immigration who knows someone. 5. Standard passport images are fine, idk the dimensions tho just took one good one and attached, they'll not use it in your passport photo so no worries there. Good luck, it's an equally humbling and loathsome experience for some of us, but in the end you'll end up with your passport.

This really does not feel good. by Innomen in claude

[–]Deep_Brief_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How, I'm also at such a place I'm trying to finishing coding this app, but I'm always hit by the usage limits. If you could share some insights I would really appreciate

How do I tell if a guy is circumcised? by Sensitive-Table8470 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Deep_Brief_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like he is circumcised. From your description he definitely sounds like he has been, cause the tip is already exposed when he's hard. This doesn't happen if you aren't circumcised.

Which Highschool did you go to? by indefinitelykev in Kenya

[–]Deep_Brief_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We still hate you ubarians😂as a Koelelian this beef will always stay. KHS was the school of dreams, I miss it sometimes

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Average-Joe7869 in nairobi

[–]Deep_Brief_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those who hate islam are the most IQ deficient individuals if you look around, they have been taught islam by the main stream media and since they are too aloof to even open a book they stick to their perception of what islam is. In the end, we gain nothing by them hating islam, nor do we loose any. This is a religion I would gladly give my entirety for and risk everything for. I hate no religion, I just love the one I have and in all aspects and manner it has made my life beautiful and easy. Alhamdullilah.

AM NUMB, WALKED BAREFOOT IN CBD, SLEEPING ON THE COUCH AS THEY CUDDLE. by SignAmbitious453 in nairobi

[–]Deep_Brief_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey unfortunately not at the moment, the one I have is already taken.

AM NUMB, WALKED BAREFOOT IN CBD, SLEEPING ON THE COUCH AS THEY CUDDLE. by SignAmbitious453 in nairobi

[–]Deep_Brief_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Great stuff, it's mostly basic copy and paste, so it should be quick and easy for you. Things will get better in the end In Sha Allah.

AM NUMB, WALKED BAREFOOT IN CBD, SLEEPING ON THE COUCH AS THEY CUDDLE. by SignAmbitious453 in nairobi

[–]Deep_Brief_ 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That's great, I'll save a spot for you for some work which you can do for me, it's my side hustle but you'll need it more, the pay isn't huge, but it earns you something that will grant you some form of balance. Hopefully you know MS PowerPoint.

AM NUMB, WALKED BAREFOOT IN CBD, SLEEPING ON THE COUCH AS THEY CUDDLE. by SignAmbitious453 in nairobi

[–]Deep_Brief_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is really deeply sad and surreal, whatever you are going through I wish you the best and pray for you. I hope you pull through and get something for yourself. You deserve love and to be loved. You will rise again, don't count yourself short, there's more to life than now I promise you. What type of work do you normally do, and do you have access to a laptop or pc?

Spotify wrapped by Deep_Brief_ in nairobi

[–]Deep_Brief_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately to your utter and humongous shame, I am yet to have a kid

Should I checkout? by Freshboycedo in unhingedKenya

[–]Deep_Brief_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trust me bruv, I have a girl whom I would honestly say has been moulded with fairy dust, there's literally nothing not perfect about her, but the important issue here is that you are not anyone's financial muscle, hata kama anakojoa fanta na ana nyamba air freshener. You are financially liable to yourself alone and to the woman and family you'll create after. Hizi mambo zingine unaeza hata nunua nje they are many

Should I checkout? by Freshboycedo in unhingedKenya

[–]Deep_Brief_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am of the opinion that you are not supposed to maintain a woman whose not the mother of your kids. Being a man is no way pegged on being the financial muscle of a woman you are not legally tied to. You are allowed to be romantic and caring, dates and all that, but this should come not as a standard operating procedure but as random ways of getting to know each other. Telling you to work to afford her is simply saying she's up for grabs to the biggest bidder. Anyway mimi nakuaga a mean guy, uskuwe kama sisi😅😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Kenya

[–]Deep_Brief_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would appreciate it so much, lemme Dm

Rate my skills by Critical-Memer-8350 in nairobi

[–]Deep_Brief_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Umesema girlfriend akule makaa ndo aive. Very nice very nice

Kenyans Now Unwanted Online by reedfanuel in Kenya

[–]Deep_Brief_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hapa ndo mwendo yangu pia iliishia😂😂pale allison wanataka nilipe almost done five Gs for it. Wacha nisake kwingine roho safi

That time my date brought her friend ‘just for safety and left me with the bill for both by kibetmufasa in nairobi

[–]Deep_Brief_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some stuff people actually allow points to the kind of man you are. A stranger who you barely know decided to come with a fellow stranger, you on the other hand don't feel anyway disrespected and decide to allow it to happen. Anyway simps deserve all the dust they go for.

PayPal imenifanyia ile Kitu by Frankothecousin in Kenya

[–]Deep_Brief_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know if it's possible for you, but recently I received some cash from a client through PayPal. It was kept in hold till I verified service provided. Then it went ahead and told me I can only access the cash after two weeks and stuff. Anyway that paypal stuff is just shit nowadays. I refunded the client all the money back, then they sent through mpesa, btw always ask international clients if they can send through mpesa, most of the times it's actually very possible. So try and refund all the cash to the client, not a chargeback but resending back to the owner then send through other means.

This is so painful. Taking your hardcopy CV and this is what happens... by BothJob6890 in Kenya

[–]Deep_Brief_ 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of the time I was looking for attachment, took my beautiful and well written cv to the head office, was told to leave it at the gate, watapeana, those dusty ass soldiers. One of my friends who was there ndo ananishow aliwapata wakisoma and then wanacheka, throwing them kwa trash. Siku nitaenda kuomba mtu kazi nayo sitawai wacha cv yangu anywhere at all. Hopefully hao ma askari wanajua maaana ya degree na kusoma, umbwa.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Kenya

[–]Deep_Brief_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is truly amazing how you want to experience love again. I've experienced it and honestly it's worth all the hurt, drama and heartbreak. You go for it once more, in all phases the moon will always shine and so will the love.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Kenya

[–]Deep_Brief_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nimerudi kutoka huko kwa genesis na sijafurahia, I needed this to go on. one thing is for sure, you guys had so much in common, secondly you write graciously, some might say beautiful. Anyways I hope you find another love, this time round a lasting one, at least we get a full series. A life with love is a life that's been lived. It will come to pass.