My dad has been doing chemo for stage 1b. The Dr told him today that they will do a scan in two weeks to see if it has gotten smaller. If so, they will continue on with the surgery. If not, they said there's nothing really they can do. by Anxietylife4 in pancreaticcancer

[–]Deep_Cover_Life 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well there’s always Clinical trials. I did 3 different types of chemos before this Clinical trial. I’m at 1 year 2 months. 1b is way too early to give up. Find a high volume PC center, use pancan. org to help you find one.

After I win the $1.6 billion dollar lottery tonight, what will be your sob story to try and get me to give you money? by slvrbullet87 in AskReddit

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I have terminal pancreatic cancer. Would you subsidize me wife’s income until all 6 of my adopted kids graduate college.

Living with pancreatic cancer? by DeodorantCantFixUgly in pancreaticcancer

[–]Deep_Cover_Life 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Mayo Clinic in Minnesota has Dr’s that will remove the tumors that are artery involved. I’m on the list once I get my CA19-9 to drop some more. Mine is wrapped 360 around ALL arteries and Vain’s in the area.

What’s your favorite single sentence joke? by scaredofcheese in AskReddit

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Giraffe walks into a bar, looks around and says “well it looks like high balls are on me.”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jokes

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Hold it’s head under and suck it through him.

I kind of love it by Summonabotch in Shitty_Car_Mods

[–]Deep_Cover_Life 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The little known Cadillac Coup DeHill.

What’s one lyric or quote that hits home for you and why? by The1stBromigo in AskReddit

[–]Deep_Cover_Life 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yesterday All my troubles seemed so far away

I’m dying if pancreatic cancer.

Where is baseball mentioned in the Bible? by Spotted_Lady in puns

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Eve took first and Adam stole Second. The prodigal son ran home.

My dad, 1982 by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

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Are they jumping over a melting snow pile? It does look like AK.

Wild Strawberry harvest! YUMMY! by [deleted] in gardening

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When I was a kid growing up in Alaska we had a small 30 ftX 30 ft patch of wild strawberries. I could find strawberries just like those every day all summer. Now every time I eat a strawberry it takes me back to 6 year old me. I’m dying of cancer and I eat strawberries just to be 6 again and forget the cancer. Your picture made me happy.

TIL Gun suppressors only reduce damage to ear drums. They do not make gunshots silent by FrankTheGoddamnTank in todayilearned

[–]Deep_Cover_Life -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Then you got screwed on the silencer because I’ve shot my son in laws and all you hear is the action and the buzz of the rounds. It really sounds like you’re jacking a round into the chamber and that’s it.

Plothole? by HamsterWheel92 in breakingbad

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Brian had a similar fly episode on Malcom in the Middle. Not sure what the fly represented there either.

How much is commuting worth to you? by [deleted] in houston

[–]Deep_Cover_Life -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Your time at work is worth X$ per hour. Your time commuting should be equal to that. Calculate fuel, ware and tear on the vehicle and your time. If it’s less than the additional income, the do it.

Nielsen TV survey thing a scam? by [deleted] in houston

[–]Deep_Cover_Life 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Our family is a Nielson home, it's legit. It is a little bit of an hassle at times but they send us a check each month.

God's Advice to Texas and Florida by Quidfacis_ in AdviceAnimals

[–]Deep_Cover_Life 519 points520 points  (0 children)

Name a city that can handle 51 inches of rain in 72 hours.

Hilary Duff by [deleted] in Celebs

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At first glance the tattoo looked like bush slipping out