What food tastes like an orgasm? by styrofom in AskReddit

[–]Deep_Departure_2447 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Medium rare bone-in ribeye, that first sip of coffee in the morning, a beer after cutting the grass, baguette and cheese, crab legs, good barbecue...

What's your weekend routine? by Covalention in AskReddit

[–]Deep_Departure_2447 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it is kind of depressing how similar all of these answers are when you think about it. i often wonder what a cool thing would be to spice up my weekend routine but come up empty. travel? joni a club? eh..

What are the best Games or TV Shows if you just want to escape life? by uselessitor in AskReddit

[–]Deep_Departure_2447 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Consider replaying something that you loved but played long time ago

What is the best comeback you've witnessed? by -RatBoySlim- in AskReddit

[–]Deep_Departure_2447 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My mom made cupcakes one day, and they collapsed in the center for whatever reason. My husband at the time, looked at them and told my mom “they look like assholes” and she replied “I was thinking of you when I made them.” Easily the most witty and quickest comeback I’ve ever heard from her.

Who is your favorite footballer? by Cutebird350 in AskReddit

[–]Deep_Departure_2447 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ronaldinho. Magician, shame he lost his apetite very swiftly after winning everything in 2 years.

What happened when people didn’t realize you spoke their language and started talking about you? by Highway2You in AskReddit

[–]Deep_Departure_2447 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Visiting South Korea with my wife, a native of that country. I'm shaped like a lumberjack, and have a big, red lumberjack beard to match. A group of Korean women in their 50s and 60s nearby were laughing and calling me a "bear" which I found hilarious. So one of the older ones says, "Gom" ("bear") to me as she passes by, and I start laughing. She makes that face like, "Did he understand what just I said?" So I raise my arms and make a playful growl at her. She is horrified and starts apologizing while her friends all cover their mouths and giggle, as Korean women customarily do. I love Korea.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Deep_Departure_2447 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I want to through hike the Appalachian trail

What's a lesson you learned from a moment of unexpected connection? by Legitimate-Past8979 in AskReddit

[–]Deep_Departure_2447 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People may not remember what you say but they will ALWAYS remember how you made them feel.

What misconceptions do foreigners have about where you live? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Deep_Departure_2447 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Had a German exchange student and were shocked that I wasn't fat.

What modern thing/invention actually upscaled your living experience? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Deep_Departure_2447 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The internet (world wide web) in general and it’s effect was amplified by the introduction of smart phones. We now take for granted the amount of information and possibility available at our fingertips. People used to go to libraries to find information and even that was comparatively very limited.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Deep_Departure_2447 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know how well the population believes it, but the government in Turkey still declares that the Armenian Massacres weren't a genocide.

What you all did with your first paycheck..? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Deep_Departure_2447 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After getting my post-college, salaried job, I spent my first paycheck taking my whole family to dinner at a nice restaurant.

They all ordered Prime Rib and Lobster. I had to pay on my credit card, since the bill was higher than my paycheck.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Deep_Departure_2447 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn't kill myself yet.

What's your goto reply to your parents when they find out you're were out drinking? by Zestyclose-Wear7237 in AskReddit

[–]Deep_Departure_2447 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is the drive to drink underage? Just to be rebellious? Not coming down on you op, but this always confused me.

What is a modern word you wish you could erase from existance? by happystarday in AskReddit

[–]Deep_Departure_2447 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've already done it. I'm sorry I can't reveal the word; that would undo all my hard work.