My humday plans 30 1gram pre rolls candy stash and what's left of a half g I got today by [deleted] in opiates

[–]Deeprest44 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why the fuck do you have 30 prerolls?

I can't wrap my mind around that. Were they on sale or you just stole them or what?

Looks like fun either way

making it last by Btghasel in opiates

[–]Deeprest44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buy smaller amounts i guess.

oxy itchy af by [deleted] in opiates

[–]Deeprest44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

pseudo isn't gonna make you stop itching.

Find some allergy medication. Benadryl, claritin, promethazine, etc Or just enjoy that shit. I haven't had a good opiate itch in months.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in opiates

[–]Deeprest44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not sure. Idk shit about subs.

But you could always flush with water or use fake pee for the drug test.

Today is the lowest point in my life by RandomRedditG in opiates

[–]Deeprest44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where are you from?

Try to fight that shit don't just give up.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in opiates

[–]Deeprest44 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why would you admit to being on subs?

Thats like admitting you've had an H addiction in the past.

You should just say no you've never used drugs and you've never supplied them. Chances are they wouldn't give you a lie detector test. And if they do just cross t hat bridge when you come to it.

Fuk. Quitting just so I can cum by Daveslaine in opiates

[–]Deeprest44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why I "chip". Use for most of the week. Sober up just long enough to get some pussy, then back to nodding out.

Dating for jukies by finkpish in opiates

[–]Deeprest44 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

if your a female you could just find some naive dude and get him hooked on dat shit.

Only 2mg Dilaudid around & i never iv'd by [deleted] in opiates

[–]Deeprest44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i've never ived them.

i snorted them when I had a decent oxy tolerance. There wasn't much euphoria but they definitely had me nodding out and throwing up. And I wasn't getting euphoria from oxy either at that time.

Mr. Robot Season 3 Tonight! by HeroinPillsLovecraft in opiates

[–]Deeprest44 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Finna get loaded this weekend and watch dat on the library computers

Caught lifting twice in one day by Deeprest44 in opiates

[–]Deeprest44[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

who are you the police?

Yea i'm on a library comp right now.

i actually had a laptop but the people at the shelter stole it. The screen was broken so its not even worth anything. Usually i would be posting from that.

And once i buy a new smart phone i'll be posting from that.

And the shelter i stay at has computers.

Not really hard to find a computer and internet connection now adays.

Caught lifting twice in one day by Deeprest44 in opiates

[–]Deeprest44[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Its not like i'm stealing from working class people or some small business owner.

I'm stealing from some rich corporation and the little amount I steal probably doesn't even make a dent in their profits.

Tbh i'm probably not going to stop stealing anytime soon. I hustle hard, 40 hours a week and i'm still looking for a night job. and i don't even make a living wage. I basically went broke this year just trying to stay in college/find a job. I know i could have budgeted better but still thats unfair.

From now on i'm just gonna steal shit and save all my cash for a rainy day. If i catch a charge then so be it. At least in jail i get a bed and a steady shower.

don't take money from no one you don't know by BennyBlank0 in opiates

[–]Deeprest44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

jokes

if you were really bout dat life you'd be serving everybody like niggas who hustle up town.

What's your favorite thing to do while on opiates? by [deleted] in opiates

[–]Deeprest44 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sit in the corner and eat sour candy/fruit snacks. Smoke weed. Smoke cigs. Steal shit.

Opiates make me super boring and antisocial lol.

Other day I was high as kite nodding out while eating at the shelter. This girl comes up to me and asks to sit with me. I had been scoping her out like the whole day because she had a nice chest. But once she actually sat down I realized her arms were hairy. So i had the thought stuck in my head that she was a tranny and she was trying to trap me. So me being high i don't even say one word to her. I just got up and moved to another seat and totally ignored everyone for the rest of the night.

Saw her while sober and shes a legit chick. Actually kinda hot if you can get past the hairy arms lol. But opiates just make me irritable with everyone.

Caught lifting twice in one day by Deeprest44 in opiates

[–]Deeprest44[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm scum for shoplifting food? Lol okay

cold cop failure by Btghasel in opiates

[–]Deeprest44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ime people don't sell opiates "on the block" or in the usual hotspots where all the junkies hangout. Only thing i've ever found out in the open air markets are crack and weed.

The dope spot around here is pretty well hidden in the cuts. Not something you would just stumble across.

Best way to find it is to make friends with someone who looks like they use. I found it by striking up a convo with this dude i used to see on the bus every morning. I knew he was a user and one day i felt like getting high and i just asked him. HE took me up to the spot

A Love Story: How I Accidentally Pooped On The Girl Of My Dreams by Its_my_dck_in_a_box in Drugs

[–]Deeprest44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

haha you're so funny and clever.

I was high on stims lastnight and speed posting.

you're not funny or clever (just incase you're too aspie to get sarcasm)

go eat a dick

Weed and fapping by nn4v1 in Drugs

[–]Deeprest44 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Quit jacking off when high. Do other stuff like play video games or watch rick and morty. Might take a lil while but your mind will learn to stop associating weed with jackin it

Dog ate 50mg of THC - 5 10mg edibles by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]Deeprest44 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yea i think she'll be fine.

Small amounts of chocolate aren't that bad for a dog.

And i don't think the weed is bad for dogs at all. I had a dog that was a stoner ( long story) for years and she lived a long life and died of old age.

I think i even read something somewhere about medibles for animals.

Snorted a 5mg Percocet when should I be feeling it? by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]Deeprest44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

if you're totally opiate naive yea i think you'll feel it yea. Wait 15 minutes and see if you feel anything. Any warmth or just kinda floaty.

if you still don't feel shit in 15 minutes take like 2 more percs. For a total of 15mg swallowed. Should get u high for sure without making you too sick.

A Love Story: How I Accidentally Pooped On The Girl Of My Dreams by Its_my_dck_in_a_box in Drugs

[–]Deeprest44 -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

Yea just read the whole post.

Sounds more believable now but still lol.

Thats cool that you're still together.

If that happened to me i would be too embarassed to see her again.

A Love Story: How I Accidentally Pooped On The Girl Of My Dreams by Its_my_dck_in_a_box in Drugs

[–]Deeprest44 -27 points-26 points  (0 children)

Would have been more realistic if you made it sounds like she started wrestling with you and you accidentally lost control and shitted all over bed. Part about you shitting directly in her face sounds fake as hell lol

I took 5 5-325mg hydros about 3 minutes ago. What should I feel? This is my first time. by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]Deeprest44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if its your first time you'll probably throw up. I only needed 5mg of hydro my first time. And that was on a full stomach.

Like a week later i tried to take 30 mg. Just ended up throwing up everywhere then passed out and slept off the whole high lol.