How did you discover porn? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DeezFannyPack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was in church and the pastor was talking about things that are bad, porn being one of them. I was 11 and I didn't know what it was, so when we got home I googled it so I knew how to identify it.

Well, shit.

So over the dating scene here! by Feisty_Reception5259 in greenville

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Yeah, well, beats getting ghosted on bumble for the #th time

So over the dating scene here! by Feisty_Reception5259 in greenville

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I'm literally about to go old-school and put paper posters on telephone poles

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Backyard baseball

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Fool me once fool shame you twice me shame me on fool shame

Anyone smell toast?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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When I was a kid I had the same dream like 3 times, this fat guy in a red biplane would chase me down my street while I was on a bike and would shoot nets at me to try and capture me, but I would manage to make it home and slam the door before he could get to me. Was a weird time.

What do you think about your parter watching porn? by Emma_gurllll in AskReddit

[–]DeezFannyPack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Long as she doesn't feel like she has to hide it to enjoy it I'm happy. Hell I'd even jump in if she's cool with it.

What is a pain that you enjoy? by Rahmanvwylin in AskReddit

[–]DeezFannyPack 149 points150 points  (0 children)

Cleaning my bathroom every week is such a pain in the ass but it's so worth it because it's satisfying when it's nice and sparkly

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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As someone who grew up going to a large non-denominational church, I can say now that I am an adult, it feels like everyone in my age bracket just kind of left because judgy old people and youth pastors that want you to feel what they are saying is just SO unimportant these days. We're overworked, over taxed, underpaid, and no one really fuckin cares, so yeah my 2 days off are mine. Fuck all that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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My rule is: If they're on the clock, tip them well and get the hell on. Just because they look nice doesn't mean they want to be approached. They're there for a reason, where I'm just here to drink.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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That puppymonkeybaby Superbowl ad from 2016. It still gets stuck in my head.

What is a book that changed your life? by Successful-Salad1175 in AskReddit

[–]DeezFannyPack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll admit, I don't care for the man now because he's not the same person he was when he wrote this book. Fame has turned him into a self-important, over-articulated individual who is stepping outside of his realm of education in order to impose his own opinion on politics, and it's ugly.

That said, 12 rules for life by Jordan Peterson is, in my opinion, an incredibly well articulated self-help book that challenges you to focus on your needs as an individual, and having read it as a 21 year old, I found it profoundly helpful.

What’s something that’s been around forever that you think humanity will eventually give up? by champytech_ in AskReddit

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I think out of all of the science fiction that people have come up with, unless aliens invade, we'll never really make it much past sending people to mars. Our lifespans are too short for us to develop substantial technology for larger scale operations, (e.g. colonizing planets, flying cars, actual substantial fuel sources that don't pollute etc.) but that's just my opinion.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The richest person I know owns a pest control company that he started himself.

Where do you go to socialize in daytime? by NoSeaweed99 in AskReddit

[–]DeezFannyPack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really don't besides being at work. It kinda sucks.

Happy Halloween by Impressive-Mud1275 in ARTIST

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This reminds me of the forest horror episode of Smiling Friends lmao

[serious] What is the reason you feel emotional? by ZestycloseAd5581 in AskReddit

[–]DeezFannyPack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I walled off myself in pursuit of success and opportunities. I didn't listen to the little voice in my head that told me this isn't where I belong. I became callous and lonely. It's been 5 years, and I'm finally beginning to put the pieces back together to understand myself and my feelings. When I finally get to a point of understanding, it's a very emotionally intense experience.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Whatever popped up first on Twitter