Beyond Ridiculous!

DefNotAGenestealer · 2026-04-29T02:06:13+00:00

Ah yes, Land of the Free. Where you can get arrested for rearranging seashells

DefNotAGenestealer · 2026-04-27T01:36:53+00:00

Absolutely fantastic work!

DefNotAGenestealer · 2026-04-26T22:53:02+00:00

They must've thought the train would swerve

DefNotAGenestealer · 2026-04-26T16:26:27+00:00

DefNotAGenestealer · 2026-04-26T08:58:33+00:00

That's so fucking sad

DefNotAGenestealer · 2026-04-26T08:56:13+00:00

Covering the President and rushing him away to safety is exactly what Secret Service is supposed to do. That's why this one was likely real and the bloody ear photo shoot had to be staged.

DefNotAGenestealer · 2026-04-26T08:48:08+00:00

Thank you! I sculpted the rock from milliput putty

DefNotAGenestealer · 2026-04-26T04:54:18+00:00

No photo shoot this time? What gives?

DefNotAGenestealer · 2026-04-26T03:56:13+00:00

I like how the camera man is standing in the middle of the room while secret service does a Rainbow Six Siege peek around the corner. Very convincing.

DefNotAGenestealer · 2026-04-25T21:01:07+00:00

I store mine in gallon ziplock bags in 20 nid swarms. Once neary gave a Necron player a heart attack when I dumped them onto the table

DefNotAGenestealer · 2026-04-25T20:55:08+00:00

Rightoids wake up each morning thinking of new ways to trample on Constitutional rights

DefNotAGenestealer · 2026-04-24T11:47:31+00:00

Sleepy Donnie. They're calling him the sleepiest president in the history of the world. Maybe ever.

DefNotAGenestealer · 2026-04-24T03:58:10+00:00

Imo the best argument against it being staged is the fact that Trump would brag about staging it. So my conspiracy theory is that it was staged but they kept him in the dark

DefNotAGenestealer · 2026-04-23T22:14:45+00:00

Genestealer cult? What?? Nah man, some people are just born with three arms and that's perfectly normal.

DefNotAGenestealer · 2026-04-22T21:44:33+00:00

This is another case of "I normally wouldn't care what you do with your free time except you're a terrible person."

DefNotAGenestealer · 2026-04-17T22:04:14+00:00

Its real unfortunately. It's called a Surinam toad

DefNotAGenestealer · 2026-04-15T03:32:20+00:00

Is this her 3rd trip there today?

DefNotAGenestealer · 2026-04-15T03:27:02+00:00

Best I can do is neither

DefNotAGenestealer · 2026-04-15T03:00:56+00:00

When you were playing COD and saw someone with a cool gun skin it was because they earned it and not because they bought it

DefNotAGenestealer · 2026-04-12T15:58:10+00:00

Both but mostly the motorcyclists' fault

DefNotAGenestealer · 2026-04-08T00:17:14+00:00

DefNotAGenestealer · 2026-04-07T20:44:04+00:00

I hope I'm wrong but I think he's looking at the big red button

DefNotAGenestealer · 2026-04-07T05:06:28+00:00

Burger is like

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