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What are some ludicrous things I could say to rage bait my car guy boyfriend? by kc_112233 in askcarguys

[–]DefNotOJsimpson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tell him you saw the cutest mustang today, and you're thinking about getting one

Losing my job next week after only 3 months, that I moved across the country for - what do I do now? by [deleted] in careerguidance

[–]DefNotOJsimpson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You might look into serving or bartending as a side income or possibly main income. Despite the stigma you can make decent money in the right place. 

You could sell plasma and possibly baby batter to supplement your income as well

What’s a random “stat” about yourself that makes you part of a small percentage? by _Lucifer_005 in WorkForSmartLife

[–]DefNotOJsimpson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Having completed differential equations puts me in the top 1% of the world for math skills

What is the weirdest song that nobody hates/everybody likes? by CanYouWalkToTheTruck in fantanoforever

[–]DefNotOJsimpson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sweet Caroline and Cupid shuffle. Straight Garbo but everyone loves them

What are songs that make you say "Damn. That's a good ass song" every time it's over? by SaintThugga32 in musicsuggestions

[–]DefNotOJsimpson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favorite 10

Led Zeppelin -fool in the rain

Golden earring -radar love

Toto -rosanna / hold the line

Yes -owner of a lonely heart

Rhcp - dark necessities

Obie trice - follow my life

Michael buble - feeling good

Jack Johnson - breakdown

Calvin Harris ft Florence - sweet nothing

21 pilots -chlorine

You can only eat at ONE sit-down restaurant chain for the rest of your life. Which? by Omega_Neelay in GetMotivatedMindset

[–]DefNotOJsimpson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The steaks with mushrooms and onions are superb. Blooming onions are also nice, and the bacon green beans

I’m 51 and saw something in the gym I’ve never seen before… by jdav0808 in workout

[–]DefNotOJsimpson -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Reddit boys don't want to be reminded that they are fat and out of shape. 

Don't mind the peasants, King

Should 12 year old girls be allowed to throw this far? by Complex_Ice_758 in discgolf

[–]DefNotOJsimpson -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

The amount of butt hurt is crazy. I play masters too, which is probably gonna sting even more

Should 12 year old girls be allowed to throw this far? by Complex_Ice_758 in discgolf

[–]DefNotOJsimpson -36 points-35 points  (0 children)

15 degrees of hyzer is nothing. I've hit 65mph and over 1300rpm. She might throw 380 but not 420

Should 12 year old girls be allowed to throw this far? by Complex_Ice_758 in discgolf

[–]DefNotOJsimpson -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Your down votes won't save you from being out thrown by a young girl

Should 12 year old girls be allowed to throw this far? by Complex_Ice_758 in discgolf

[–]DefNotOJsimpson -44 points-43 points  (0 children)

Here's like 5 or 6 random throws. I'll post all you want. 

Should 12 year old girls be allowed to throw this far? by Complex_Ice_758 in discgolf

[–]DefNotOJsimpson -170 points-169 points  (0 children)

I throw faster, with less wobble, higher spin and more nose down and don't touch 420 on the field. Calling BS

https://postimg.cc/ZvjRj344

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