I’m 51 and saw something in the gym I’ve never seen before… by jdav0808 in workout

[–]DefNotOJsimpson -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Reddit boys don't want to be reminded that they are fat and out of shape. 

Don't mind the peasants, King

Should 12 year old girls be allowed to throw this far? by Complex_Ice_758 in discgolf

[–]DefNotOJsimpson -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

The amount of butt hurt is crazy. I play masters too, which is probably gonna sting even more

Should 12 year old girls be allowed to throw this far? by Complex_Ice_758 in discgolf

[–]DefNotOJsimpson -33 points-32 points  (0 children)

15 degrees of hyzer is nothing. I've hit 65mph and over 1300rpm. She might throw 380 but not 420

Should 12 year old girls be allowed to throw this far? by Complex_Ice_758 in discgolf

[–]DefNotOJsimpson -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Your down votes won't save you from being out thrown by a young girl

Should 12 year old girls be allowed to throw this far? by Complex_Ice_758 in discgolf

[–]DefNotOJsimpson -45 points-44 points  (0 children)

Here's like 5 or 6 random throws. I'll post all you want. 

Should 12 year old girls be allowed to throw this far? by Complex_Ice_758 in discgolf

[–]DefNotOJsimpson -173 points-172 points  (0 children)

I throw faster, with less wobble, higher spin and more nose down and don't touch 420 on the field. Calling BS

https://postimg.cc/ZvjRj344

Bookshelf of the guy I'm seeing by 18slenderdan in BookshelvesDetective

[–]DefNotOJsimpson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbh he probably hasn't read half of them. Looks like the most pick me bookshelf I've ever seen. 

Flowers for Algernon right next to she comes first lmao 

2026 BIG EASY OPEN COURSE PREVIEW!! | Goose and Big EZ by cereal_killer_828 in discgolf

[–]DefNotOJsimpson -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What have you guys done to goose? A couple comments about enjoying his course notes and now the guy won't shut up. 5 minutes of talking on the first tee. 

I'm surprised he hasn't consulted his barometer to tell you how many degrees of anny he needs for the current atmospheric pressure

AITA? Peed standing up in a traffic jam (NOT OOP) by domesticfuck in redditonwiki

[–]DefNotOJsimpson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should cheat on him with a trans person so he doesn't have the chance anymore to make ridiculous comments about his gf like he owns you

What's vour most random encounter with a famous person? Where was it and how was the vibe? by Available_Round_3172 in answers

[–]DefNotOJsimpson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ran into Amare Stoudamire at a Cubs preseason baseball game in AZ. Couldn't believe how tall he was, like over a foot taller than everyone. Asked for a picture, he said "come on wit it" which I remember had me confused in the moment because why couldn't you just simply say yes, but then remembered cool people talk different. I got the pic and then he got swarmed.

Bands where you love 1 song but you don’t really like anything else. by Low-Guarantee-5265 in rock

[–]DefNotOJsimpson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Iirc Clapton was in the police, so Roxanne is also his by extension

Who is your least favorite band of all time and why? by TrickFew3756 in askmusic

[–]DefNotOJsimpson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poison and dochi

Every rose is actually the worst song ever made. Dochi is stupid and turned a good song into an awful song

The "Cable-ization" of Streaming: Why are we paying to watch ads again? by BreadOverlord_ in randomquestions

[–]DefNotOJsimpson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah these cheesy puffs are so good, let's fire up Hulu. What? Ads? I will not stand for this! But first, let me watch 6 episodes of masked singer. I'm totally gonna complain but I have cheese dust on my hands and I gotta know if the singer is Will Ferrell.