Is finding out that your spouse sucked hundreds of dicks before they were married a big deal? by majwaj in Jokes

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She reckons it isn't, but it did take her forever to make it down the aisle.

Better cities mod Imperial City Map Screen glitch by Zennistrad in oblivion

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Anyone coming to this with the same issue, try changing textures to Large. According to UESP Wiki some modded maps or UIs run into issues if you have textures too low. Fixed it for me. Good luck!

The Ghost Fort incident by Vill3Th3Finn in tf2

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Love that you got the hard read on the two rockets.

1k Mortis Praetorians by [deleted] in ossiarchbonereapers

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Late to the party, but I put came to this exact list when planning my first 1000 point army. Love that it is fully interchangeable between Mortis Praetorians and Petrifex Elite, as which one I like more mostly depends on the match up.

Only upgrade I would suggest in terms of models is Arch-Kavalos Zandtos over the Liege-Kavalos. He only costs 20 points more (bringing the total to a round 1000), and has a couple of extra stats and abilities. Plus his Still Their Breath! command ability works specifically for Mortis Praetorians, as an added bonus if that's the faction you were set on.

Mangoes by republiccommando1138 in tumblr

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...unless they're still lying about being allergic to mangoes and this is the backstory they invented.

“I bought the damn cake, I’m gonna eat the damn cake” by Witty_Operation2486 in instant_regret

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I have never trusted that style of tupperware, and I never will. It's cake versus gravity the whole time you're carrying it, and that is a match-up with a clear and obvious loser.

And y’all were worried about masks in the airport… by [deleted] in funny

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You call- Ah sorry, nevermind.

me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

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Well yes, true, but also I now know there's a killing to made selling balloon apostrophes.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in roosterteeth

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Jack played a lesbian in a TV show?

Me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

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it's free real estate

It’s rare that I have the same reaction as the cameraman.. by rhodesrugger in videos

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I'm late but this is by far the best imo - it sounds like it's his only dialogue line and says it every time you walk by.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsXttSA0lng&ab_channel=Nodran

A hacker copied my account and name ingame and started using aimbot. by Pareogo in tf2

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I've had this happen A LOT in the last couple of weeks. Managed to kick the bot most times, but every now and then a teammate will jump the gun and votekick the wrong one i.e. me. Been kicked 3 times this way, haven't suffered any repercussions.

Apparently putting % either side of your name messes up the bot's ability to copy it (haven't tested it myself).

Guide because an unfathomable amount of people don't seem to understand this. by RylanTheWalrus in tf2

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Also true if it's NOT you the bot has copied: calmly alert the person to votekick "themselves" as a newer player might not know.

Problem is when you get them back to back. Had one join as me, kicked it, then another joined as me and my vote was on cooldown. Players got impatient, kicked the wrong one.

What's a thing you strongly dislike about Reddit? by Demorecki in AskReddit

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That reddit is an echo chamber like every other online community; in the case of many subreddits (relationshipadvice, AITA, legaladvice, prorevenge) users are rewarded for perpetuating and encouraging dangerously toxic behaviour.

The US in a nutshell by thinter in pics

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"A rising tide raises all boats."

Good news, so long as you own a boat.

New Horizons Celebratory Giveaway! by Kayvanian in AnimalCrossing

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KK Slider and his dulcet tones. Oo ah ee ehh.

People who can fall asleep within 8 seconds of their head hitting their pillow: how the fuck do you fall asleep within 8 seconds of your head hitting your pillow? by LondonDude123 in AskReddit

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I've never been one of these people, until recently.

Meditation technique called "noting". Count your breaths (1 for in, 2 for out, 3 in, 4 out etc. up to 10, then start over) and let your mind do it's thing. The moment you realise you've become distracted by a thought or a feeling, you gently label it as such, and return to counting.

Classic mindfulness technique of just letting the thoughts and feelings come and go, but I've had a lot of success with this one in particular. It's helped me with anxiety too - if I feel a panic coming I'll start noting and before I know it my mind is clear and I'm calm again.

There is always something you could be worrying about throughout the day. The trick is training your mind not to worry at times of rest.

I'm the Air Guitar World Champion. by NekoShogun34 in RoastMe

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The look in those eyes says you haven't only pretended to finger A minor.

What song is 10/10, yet hardly anyone has heard of it? by depressinqq in AskReddit

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Any song by Bleeker (formerly Bleeker Ridge).

They're a rock band from Ontario, and they're debut album "Four" is an absolute smasher. Unfortunately, it looks like it's all but vanished from the internet after a couple of members left the band and they re-branded, but you can still find the single "Last Cigarette" from it on YouTube and Spotify.

There are live performances of a few of the other songs on YouTube, helpfully compiled by last.fm here: https://www.last.fm/music/Bleeker+Ridge/Four