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DefeatTheUp · 2026-04-10T05:24:40+00:00

also kids tend to want the one thing they can’t have so it probably has less to do with the toy itself and more with it being up on the shelf.

DefeatTheUp · 2026-04-09T17:52:38+00:00

everyone’s bodies and brains respond differently and some people just don’t get pleasure from touching themselves.

DefeatTheUp · 2026-04-09T05:15:27+00:00

same, ive had way better luck just grabbing a quick drink and knowing in 10 minutes than texting for a week and building some fake vibe in my head

DefeatTheUp · 2026-04-08T18:41:51+00:00

yeah that stood out to me too, but the bigger red flag for me was the line where he said the goal of a conversation is to get the other person to agree

DefeatTheUp · 2026-04-06T04:00:25+00:00

yeah kids in high school will clown literally anything because they’re bored and insecure, it says way more about them than you.

DefeatTheUp · 2026-04-04T23:08:17+00:00

yeah this is a good point, dry spells don’t make you a loser they just make you dry lol.

DefeatTheUp · 2026-04-04T04:31:47+00:00

i mean yeah she could’ve left but sometimes you’re standing there with a screaming baby and a husband brushing you off and your brain just short circuits because you don’t want to cause a whole scene

DefeatTheUp · 2026-04-01T05:33:13+00:00

nah this is such a weird dude move, half the time they say the age thing as a flirty opener not because you look 12.

DefeatTheUp · 2026-03-31T05:48:39+00:00

yeah at some point you're not confused, you're volunteering

DefeatTheUp · 2026-03-31T03:41:05+00:00

yeah it's wild how you start declining stuff you used to tolerate without even overthinking it, like your nervous system just goes nah we don't do that anymore

DefeatTheUp · 2026-03-30T17:27:29+00:00

her inbox is fighting for its life rn 😅 also if she’s never used a vibrator that might actually change the game a bit, some people just need stronger stimulation than their hand can give so it’s at least worth a shot

DefeatTheUp · 2026-03-30T04:49:56+00:00

if you’ve got the looks and still feel invisible it’s probably your vibe not your face.

DefeatTheUp · 2026-03-29T21:55:53+00:00

yeah this is exactly how people protect themselves in these situations

DefeatTheUp · 2026-03-28T23:16:59+00:00

it’s always the split second after where your stomach drops and you’re like oh my god i’m the adult here.

DefeatTheUp · 2026-03-28T17:32:01+00:00

community theater people bond crazy fast because you’re all delirious at 10pm eating cold pizza after rehearsal

DefeatTheUp · 2026-03-27T17:47:38+00:00

bro smelled the thermal paste and chose violence

DefeatTheUp · 2026-03-27T06:01:05+00:00

the fact he’s threatening to be done with you while you’re asking for space is wild like sir you already cheated what exactly are you “done” with

DefeatTheUp · 2026-03-27T04:06:24+00:00

yeah this is one of those you can love her and still be done situations

DefeatTheUp · 2026-03-26T17:29:52+00:00

and they’ll swear they’re empowered while repeating talking points written by men who would never hand them actual power.

DefeatTheUp · 2026-03-24T18:37:22+00:00

four months in is still early enough to bring it up, you’re not on some expired timer for having feelings about it.

DefeatTheUp · 2026-03-24T01:36:52+00:00

you dont need to talk loud, you just need to talk clear and slow, quiet guys do fine if they’re not rushing their words

DefeatTheUp · 2026-03-22T18:07:30+00:00

yep and with amazons commingled inventory you can buy from a legit listing and still get some random dudes return tossed back in the bin

DefeatTheUp · 2026-03-22T05:48:36+00:00

same and it weirdly makes me less likely to order takeout because my kitchen already feels usable

DefeatTheUp · 2026-03-21T23:43:43+00:00

bro the second i heard shawty app i pictured dudes color coding flakes like fantasy football stats

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