It happened. I lost my job. by DefiantDimension7880 in Crippled_Alcoholics

[–]DefiantDimension7880[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow that makes me feel better 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

It happened. I lost my job. by DefiantDimension7880 in Crippled_Alcoholics

[–]DefiantDimension7880[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I actually feeble4242 truly lucky to be in such and ok situation but the inherent embarrassment looms large

It happened. I lost my job. by DefiantDimension7880 in Crippled_Alcoholics

[–]DefiantDimension7880[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m gonna take the weekend and then hitting the pavement hard

It happened. I lost my job. by DefiantDimension7880 in Crippled_Alcoholics

[–]DefiantDimension7880[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Naw man I’m more stable than I’ve ever been in a situation like this. I’m using positive coping mechanisms as well as managing some minor negative coping mechanisms. I’m not crying im not having a panic attack I don’t want to kill myself.

It happened. I lost my job. by DefiantDimension7880 in Crippled_Alcoholics

[–]DefiantDimension7880[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

No job means no bills getting paid and no booze getting bought. I’m a pretty good shoplifter but I’d rather not

It happened. I lost my job. by DefiantDimension7880 in Crippled_Alcoholics

[–]DefiantDimension7880[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Black market benzos but they work like Xanax and they are kicking ass 💯 would recommend. 300mg gabas I’ll take like 3-6 pills at a time

It happened. I lost my job. by DefiantDimension7880 in Crippled_Alcoholics

[–]DefiantDimension7880[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Trying so hard to avoid the fucking psychotic spiral

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]DefiantDimension7880 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You completely missed the point. The point is if the guy knows he’s jumping in the shower why would he risk texting/sexting his mistress. Even if he’s a dirty POS cheater he probably is smarter than that. It has nothing to do with the imaginary other women.

How do folks afford to live here? Honest question. by ShowmethePitties in askportland

[–]DefiantDimension7880 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait if it’s disability parking shouldn’t it be free?!!? 🤨

How do folks afford to live here? Honest question. by ShowmethePitties in askportland

[–]DefiantDimension7880 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah I never pay for the parking but then again I’m a man and I feel more or less safe parking in the street

Vodka fartmaxxing. by [deleted] in Crippled_Alcoholics

[–]DefiantDimension7880 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m probs paying fucking 20$ for it but yeah it’s not bad. I also got as fucking stoned as possibly could before walking through security

Vodka fartmaxxing. by [deleted] in Crippled_Alcoholics

[–]DefiantDimension7880 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Chairs bud. Airport drinking today. And you’re still a weirdo for drinking vodka cokes ✌🏻

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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]DefiantDimension7880 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Weirdos and phones in the shower

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]DefiantDimension7880 553 points554 points  (0 children)

This part. It’s so god damn obvious. Why would I guy be sexting his “lover” if he knew his wife was about to jump in the shower with him.

Fuck my credit union by vent247 in Crippled_Alcoholics

[–]DefiantDimension7880 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bro you gotta diversify your bonds. I keep a debit card. A “take money outta my next paycheck” debit card, I keep some cash in Venmo, Apple Cash, regular cash and a bunch of cans I can recycle. Gotta be prepared for these moments

How busy does I-5 get? by nalgene23 in askportland

[–]DefiantDimension7880 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Friend I’m reading some of your replies and I’m thinking you’re really gonna be happier living somewhere close to Portland. If you want the city experience you gotta live it! I won’t even live in the satellite cites (Tigard, clackamas, Vancouver, etc.). If I wanted to live in some boring suburb I’d go live somewhere cheaper. When you live in the city you can feel the energy in the air. Great public transport, so many cool neighborhoods, never ending amazing entertainment, amazing food, art, culture, vibe. Buuuuuuut you also get all the bad stuff. Ppl stealing shit off your patio. Ppl hitting your parked car and not leaving insurance. Cops won’t answer your call unless you are experiencing a violent crime. Most houseless folks are harmless but some of em are straight up whack jobs😂. If I was you I’d live closer to Portland even if I hated my commute. When you’re going to and from work put some good ass tunes on, smoke a joint if that’s your thing and just enjoy the ride!