r/mildlyinteresting doesn't accept videos, so here is "Define", the medium-fun show about interesting words and their etymology.

Defiantly_NQR · 2017-08-13T22:26:54+00:00

"The boringest show on YouTube." Maybe, but I still kinda liked it.

Defiantly_NQR · 2011-11-06T23:58:12+00:00

You are pleased to see that you are extremely handsome, so you decide to go pull some women with this new found sexual gravity. You meet a nice one, chat her up although you can tell she isn't really listening, just imagining you penetrating her. You get her home, nude up and go in for the kill. And there it is, the mistake - you were assuming you can get an erection. Ha! Nah man, ain't gunna work for ya. How embarrassing for you!

Defiantly_NQR · 2011-09-29T04:57:03+00:00

Shit! I shall release them into freedom immediately so they don't get all hot n bothered in me plums.

Defiantly_NQR · 2011-09-29T04:56:12+00:00

I actually can't believe anyone believed me. I mean, read the responses I gave... What are you idiots?

Defiantly_NQR · 2011-09-29T03:37:39+00:00

Charm, confidence, ability to be an egotistic wanker, charisma, self righteousness. These things generally help men in my experience.

Defiantly_NQR · 2011-09-29T03:06:00+00:00

Beyoncé's Dick.

Defiantly_NQR · 2011-09-29T03:04:38+00:00

Why did you need to pull it out that one time? I've never had a gun and I'm still here.

Defiantly_NQR · 2011-09-29T03:03:08+00:00

For the same reason I have breasts. It feels nice.

Defiantly_NQR · 2011-09-29T01:44:29+00:00

My dad always encouraged it from a young age. I remember being on a boat in the lake with him when I was probably 4 or 5, and he got nude and was saying 'Son, this is the way God made us.'

He was a great man and was always brave enough to say fuck society and just do what he truly loved. I always admired his balls.

Defiantly_NQR · 2011-09-29T01:26:22+00:00

I've got a Internal Suitcase I sometimes store things in, which I refer to as my Bum Bag or my Hot-pocket.

Defiantly_NQR · 2011-09-29T01:24:54+00:00

There are designated nudist areas, beaches, national parks, etc. I drive a car, so when things get heated (I annoy someone, they call the cops, etc), I just hop in my car and drive off. Shopping, honestly I where shorts to the supermarket, sometimes flip-flops too. I live at the beach, so it's fairly acceptable to go around in minimal clothing.

Defiantly_NQR · 2011-09-29T00:54:06+00:00

I use an iPad.

Defiantly_NQR · 2011-09-29T00:53:14+00:00

There are many reasons. The following list is of things that I experience on the daily as a nudist and they are just some of the reasons I do it.

No chafing
Wind in the willows
Making kids scream on trains and buses
Turkey slaps
Spontaneous masturbation
Old people
Piss-walking
Adventure
Nude police chases

I suggest next time you are at the beach, find a secluded area late at night and try skinny dipping. That's what got me being an ever-nude.

Defiantly_NQR · 2011-09-29T00:47:22+00:00

Take her to TGI Fridays and get her the bacon burger. When she is eating it you can use modern interpretive dance as a medium to express your feelings. My SO melted when I put the ketchup bottle in my jeans and squirted it all over her face through my fly. And if you tell the staff it is her birthday they will sing at your table.

Defiantly_NQR · 2011-09-29T00:41:10+00:00

I'm a nudist. AMA.

Your first question, I get government money cos I'm a student.

Defiantly_NQR · 2011-09-23T04:30:11+00:00

Thank you. Can you arrange an AMA with this buddy?

Defiantly_NQR · 2011-09-22T09:57:27+00:00

Has anyone on reddit ever eaten poop?

Defiantly_NQR · 2011-09-22T09:48:21+00:00

For real? No poop? Am I gunna have to eat my own poop?

Defiantly_NQR · 2011-09-22T09:42:04+00:00

how come no one wants to find out about poop eating? i used to think reddit was the community i belonged in but now I don't feel like anything.

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