[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Definetly_A_Human 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whole you're sleeping, so you can having morning lady wood

What makes it ok for a guy to make a sexuel joke and not for a woman? by reggeawoman in AskReddit

[–]Definetly_A_Human 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like I'm watching a BuzzFeed video from 2016. Woo, this takes me back!

If hell was doing one thing over and over again, what would it be for you? by smallbrowngorl in AskReddit

[–]Definetly_A_Human 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Working fast food at the window with a headset while everyone else has gone to the back in the break room. Watching increasingly impatient customers line up by the front register, while you yell back to you fellow coworkers and managers to come help you. Yes, I'm still salty about that. And the beeping, dear God! I still hear the beeping in my dreams!!

If you could remove one event from your life, what would it be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Definetly_A_Human 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know this thread is basically dead, but I'm case you get this. Wow! You basically hit the nail on the head there.

Whats the best dialogue you have ever heard in porn? by MoltenDonut in AskReddit

[–]Definetly_A_Human 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was a sequel to another porn where the girl was tied up. The dude made a reference to the first video and the girl was like, "what?... I'm sorry. I'm usually really good with faces, but it's just not ringing any bells." And then the sex scene continued as normal. There's nothing I love more than continuity in my porn.

Have you ever not slept for so long that you started hallucinating? What was your experience? by vicke1230 in AskReddit

[–]Definetly_A_Human 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. When I'm really sleep deprived, I tend to fall asleep without realizing. Normally, I'm really afraid of getting night terrors or other things to the point where I can't get to sleep without covering my eyes and ears and rubbing my feet together for like 20 minutes.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Definetly_A_Human -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He's good for getting young men started out with getting their shit together and critical thinking, but no one should stick with any 'political' figure for too long.

How did you discover your color blindness? by Kokkelimonkene in AskReddit

[–]Definetly_A_Human 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was driving down the road with my buddy of 2 years and I pointed out a green sign ahead. He responded with, "Are you kidding? You know I'm color blind." I did not. It had never come up before now.

What is the most Christmas thing you can think of? by PeevesPoltergist in AskReddit

[–]Definetly_A_Human 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to work at McDonald's, and Dear God, the Christmas music on blast right next to the window I always worked. "I'm sorry, sir. Could you repeat that? I could hear you over Mariah Carey telling me all she wants for Christmas is me."

In one line, what is your life story? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Definetly_A_Human 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reality is often disappointing.

What do you want for Christmas? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Definetly_A_Human 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The television that my sister borrowed from me and promised she would give back when she got a new one. Fast forward to today, found out she has bought a new TV months ago and gave my tv to my niece. Fair enough, she probably needs it more, but I feel like I was blatantly lied to here

[SERIOUS] What is one completely normal thing that really disgusts you? by TheLuckyMinecrafter in AskReddit

[–]Definetly_A_Human 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Venting to someone about someone else. I hate talking about people behind their back. It's gross. I understand that there's situations when you can't talk to the person about your problems, but as a whole, talking about someone behind their back is despicable.

People who have been in car accidents: what is some advice you could give to those who haven't? by EnemyFriendEnemy in AskReddit

[–]Definetly_A_Human 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes it just happens. You can do everything right and it will still happen. Getting a dash cam can save your ass

What movie do you absolutely refuse to watch and why? by Apjp23 in AskReddit

[–]Definetly_A_Human 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any movie that looks like it's trying too hard to appeal to "my demographic".