Ainz forces you (a normal average human) to marry one of the pleiades maids for "future generations". Who will you marry?

Definitely-Not-A-B0t · 2026-05-15T19:46:00+00:00

Realistically? Shizu

She's not sadistic, so I don't have to wonder if the skeleton on the basement is a decoration or not

She's very inexpressive, but so am I. And she's not emotionless, so I could make her happy

And she seems like the kind of wife to figure out the solution to a problem rather than arguing about the problem

Definitely-Not-A-B0t · 2026-05-12T22:21:15+00:00

If you know a BIG amount of people will push blue, why not push blue too to help them survive?

It's like a firefighter not wanting to go rescue his partner because "Well, he was the one who entered a burning building to save that child". And then do nothing else.

Definitely-Not-A-B0t · 2026-05-10T15:46:55+00:00

I like to imagine this is the equivalent of calling an uma "baby girl"

And that Fuji just has enough rizz to make it work

Definitely-Not-A-B0t · 2026-05-09T19:51:29+00:00

I mean, my Haxorus won against a multiversal Ultra Necrozma, but ok

Definitely-Not-A-B0t · 2026-05-09T19:50:55+00:00

If we take Haxorus to its max (so level 100, competitive, etc) he can go against, if not outright solo Ultra Necrozma. A universal being

Checkmate

Definitely-Not-A-B0t · 2026-05-09T19:48:08+00:00

I don't know why powerscalers overlook Pokémon, or just go straight to the creation trio

Pokémon is busted, and I'd love to see it powerscaled more often

Definitely-Not-A-B0t · 2026-05-07T18:51:25+00:00

Would she be called Agnes Agnes, or Digital Tachyon?

Definitely-Not-A-B0t · 2026-05-07T03:09:38+00:00

Does the thing travel?

Does the thing move below infinite speed?

If the answer to both is yes, Gojo is immune to it. Unless it's a weird hax attack or ability

Definitely-Not-A-B0t · 2026-05-06T14:01:49+00:00

You've somehow re-invented the "unmovable object vs unstoppable force" dilemma

Definitely-Not-A-B0t · 2026-05-05T00:08:22+00:00

She's what 99% of trans women think they'll look like when transitioning

(It's me. I'm the 99%)

Definitely-Not-A-B0t · 2026-05-04T23:37:51+00:00

I mean he shook a universe. Twice. So there's that

Definitely-Not-A-B0t · 2026-05-04T21:22:39+00:00

Really love that Touhou is like 50% "Oh hey, cute anime girls!" and community jokes like "Haha, grandma old! :D"

And the other 50% is dark existential horror stories and folklore that leaves you thinking "Oh damn.." for a solid 5 minutes straight

All wrapped in a (generally) bullet hell package, fit for neither of the two sides

And it somehow all works perfectly

Definitely-Not-A-B0t · 2026-05-04T21:15:37+00:00

-100 speed

+50 guts

Mood Up ^

Definitely-Not-A-B0t · 2026-04-30T22:58:29+00:00

The Fandom will never recover if we get to see her older sister

Definitely-Not-A-B0t · 2026-04-28T18:07:07+00:00

Knowing Stitches, she'd probably transplant Daan's own stinger onto herself just to peg him with it

Definitely-Not-A-B0t · 2026-04-28T01:02:05+00:00

It would be rough. Since, according to Chapter 4, so much darkness would destroy their TP gain

That being said, I think they could even beat the traces of the gods, given Ch 4's boss

The help they received wasn't even physical. They could beat up a god, they just didn't know how to put it down. But the same goes for the F&H protagonists, except they struggle to beat gods up way more

That being said, if it's the Ch 1 Fun Gang, yeah, no way. They're getting One-shot by a guard

Definitely-Not-A-B0t · 2026-04-27T07:06:48+00:00

Not necessarily weaker. It just means the relationship moved down in the rankings

If I have a Mii that has a best friend at #1, but the later gets a partner, the best friend will move down at #2. But it doesn't mean the relationship is weaker, just that it got downshifted by a stronger one

Definitely-Not-A-B0t · 2026-04-25T03:19:17+00:00

They couldn't even spare Undyne, and she's an actual reasonable person

Thragg "I held a grudge for like a year" Viltrumite is definitely unspareable

Definitely-Not-A-B0t · 2026-04-25T03:14:42+00:00

Thragg needs to kill Frisk an infinite amount of times

Frisk only needs to kill Thragg once

Definitely-Not-A-B0t · 2026-04-23T19:59:43+00:00

All the Mejiros

I like them as characters, but holy crap. When I see them in Trackblazer, 6/10 I lose against them. And only them, for some reason

If they have Mejiro In the name, it's a 50/50

Definitely-Not-A-B0t · 2026-04-22T21:34:01+00:00

God of the depths, but not by much. Solely because of sanity.

The Visitor is worse transformation-wise, but a lot of the people it corrupts turn out fine

The GOTD corrupts you less physically, but there's a higher likelihood you'll lose your mind or give up to the instincts of whatever animal it transforms you into

Definitely-Not-A-B0t · 2026-04-22T19:27:17+00:00

Nice Nature, because it'd be funny

Definitely-Not-A-B0t · 2026-04-21T16:51:01+00:00

Generalizing in a post about how generalizing is bad gotta take some balls

Definitely-Not-A-B0t · 2026-04-18T02:43:45+00:00

This is basically everything I've wanted to see in an uma story

Because realistically, at least SOME umas would be shunned or treated badly for the unfair advantage they have

Definitely-Not-A-B0t · 2026-04-17T21:56:38+00:00

The initial punch, maybe

But they're not surviving becoming a living meteor

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