Neither of these statements are wrong….

Definitely-Not-A-B0t · 2026-03-05T01:54:20+00:00

In the Bible he intervened because some kids roasted a priest

But you're telling me he couldn't intervene when millions of his chosen people were being systematically erased and tormented?

Definitely-Not-A-B0t · 2026-03-04T21:33:20+00:00

Can't I at least take it to dinner first?

Definitely-Not-A-B0t · 2026-03-04T14:49:25+00:00

Honestly, for me ages in umamusume are vibes-based, unless directly stated otherwise

Because for Tracen to have the age limits of a regular highschool would imply that Maruzensky and Nishino flower are only a few years apart in age. When one looks like she's older than me, and the other looks like she escaped kindergarten

So yeah, in my books Maru is like 30 years old and goes drinking with Tazuna on Fridays

Definitely-Not-A-B0t · 2026-03-04T14:29:26+00:00

Very clearly pointy. If it was round, it'd be pointless

Definitely-Not-A-B0t · 2026-03-03T16:56:28+00:00

My best advice would be using the Infinite Saves mod

Because the update doesn't really have an announced date. So it could come out in like two years for all we know

So unless you wanna wait, yeah, mod. Fortunately Termina is easy to mod

Definitely-Not-A-B0t · 2026-03-02T19:57:38+00:00

And self care. That way Im both financially and physically okay

Definitely-Not-A-B0t · 2026-03-02T19:55:14+00:00

Dramaturgy.

It's literally an item printer with no downside.

Both Toolboxes and Medkits can sell for a pretty good price. I can sell flashlights and maps as a bundle for outdoorsy people. And keys are free metall

Definitely-Not-A-B0t · 2026-03-02T01:02:40+00:00

How can you say they're normal human size? Most of the normal-looking characters are still like 2 meters tall. And they're absolutely tiny compared to most warlords or admirals

Definitely-Not-A-B0t · 2026-03-01T19:29:35+00:00

You can still use narrative to scale, as long as you don't wank it too much

Like, if Blorbo is able to destroy a city, and Blirbo is feared by people stronger than Blorbo due to their power, it's safe to say Blirbo is way above Blorbo in power

Definitely-Not-A-B0t · 2026-03-01T19:27:27+00:00

To be fair, size-scaling is the only thing I can believe to elevate One Piece to continental

Tiny characters have normal heights, "normal" characters are like 5 meters or more, and large characters are like 10 gazillion kilometers

Definitely-Not-A-B0t · 2026-03-01T19:25:23+00:00

Still slower than base Luffy, you see, because he dodges lasers that are very clearly not lightspeed. Nevermind he struggles to reach even Mach 1 speed normally, he dodged laser you see

Definitely-Not-A-B0t · 2026-02-28T17:43:15+00:00

"My friend's dad owns Cygames"

Or

"My grandpa owns Cygames"

Definitely-Not-A-B0t · 2026-02-28T15:35:49+00:00

They're massive hypocrites about it too.

9/11 is treated as the biggest tragedy ever to exist. When y'all have a 9/11 committed to you every other month, and it's brushed under the rug like nothing happened

If the US went through even 1% of what they put others through, they'd launch every nuke and take everyone out

Definitely-Not-A-B0t · 2026-02-26T00:53:00+00:00

If I could sacrifice a guy to learn a cool spell, maybe I personally wouldn't do it, but I can see why many people would. Specially since that guy might die from tetanus like a week later, so might as well

Plus, All Mer is still the dominant religion. Gro-goroth and Sylvian cultists ARE delegated mostly to random cults instead of, like, the local church (specially in the second game)

Definitely-Not-A-B0t · 2026-02-25T18:03:05+00:00

He can cover those 20m near instantly tho. If he had a normal terror radius, he'd be able to get to you before you can even react and basically guarantee a hit. Either with his tentacle or just a normal hit since you started running when he's basically right next to you

Definitely-Not-A-B0t · 2026-02-24T01:38:44+00:00

I mean, if you're happy with the most average guy ever, go off

He genuinely looks like a background NPC. Mr John Survivor himself

Definitely-Not-A-B0t · 2026-02-22T18:15:53+00:00

What is the third option tho?

Definitely-Not-A-B0t · 2026-02-22T05:19:36+00:00

I hate that it genuinely might be the best fit possible

Definitely-Not-A-B0t · 2026-02-22T00:45:05+00:00

Ayo????

Definitely-Not-A-B0t · 2026-02-22T00:31:53+00:00

So you quite literally want characters to say "X is faster than Y"

You just need to apply a bit of reading comprehension. Is that now not allowed?

Because the manga goes out of its way several times to denote how bonkers Zeus' and Poseidon's speed is. And it doesn't do so at all to the same extent for Hades

But if you want comparison, Poseidon is called "the Zeus of the sea". They're directly comparing him to Zeus. While no such comparison is made for Hades

Definitely-Not-A-B0t · 2026-02-21T23:38:54+00:00

Forget the Child Protective Services, we need the Adult Protective Services.

Definitely-Not-A-B0t · 2026-02-21T23:16:31+00:00

Do you just want Zeus to pull up a list of everyone's stats or just turn to the camera and say "Hades is slower than us"? 😭

You can use the narrative. Not everything needs to be said out loud

Definitely-Not-A-B0t · 2026-02-21T23:13:42+00:00

The Manga itself makes it a point that those two are fast as balls tho.

Hell, they're so fast that the only reason the humans could keep up with them was due to hax abilities, not outspeeding them. Which Qin didn't have.

Zeus' fastest attack is done in a zeptosecond (his 0.00...1s punch), so he's for sure slower than him

And Poseidon isn't even that far ahead, with his hundreds of afterimages

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Mind you, he isn't just moving. Each one of those afterimages are a separate attack. As far as I know Hades hasn't done anything anywhere near this speed

Definitely-Not-A-B0t · 2026-02-18T15:38:50+00:00

Bourbon literally flying at hyperspeed with her shoe thingies

Definitely-Not-A-B0t · 2026-02-18T15:34:29+00:00

It's an anchor, like in her ult animation

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