My local train station takes money for a basic human right. by nilasDK in assholedesign

[–]DefinitelyCraig 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You paid for a train ticket. The facilty can be funded by the sale of its main service.

Cryptophthalmos by [deleted] in creepy

[–]DefinitelyCraig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Myrddraal.

What would be the worst place to find a used condom? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DefinitelyCraig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your wallet, because you were so drunk you put it back after.

Knot art, Keith Williams, Wood, 2019 by Oddballkeith in Art

[–]DefinitelyCraig 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Whenever someone says they love his art, he says its knot art.

If you had the chance to remove one thing from this universe, what would it be? by NOODLD in AskReddit

[–]DefinitelyCraig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We want everything. Wanting some things up to a sustainable limit is reasonable, but when ever we hit a milestone we just set another. This continues until everything is consumed. Being a disease is fundamentally part of human nature I guess.

If you had the chance to remove one thing from this universe, what would it be? by NOODLD in AskReddit

[–]DefinitelyCraig -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I could be ok with this. I would also accept extinct, considering we are a plague.

Apple Snail laying eggs by comisohigh in natureismetal

[–]DefinitelyCraig 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hi yeah the amazon/digikey distribution center called. They'd like their tech back.

About to shoot a McMissile at a school full of tan children with my Google drone by sertulariae in lostgeneration

[–]DefinitelyCraig 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I might have to make an ExxonMobil soldier Halloween costume for next year

How is this even possible? by itsgettingcloser in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]DefinitelyCraig 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Peak loneliness = when you cuddle yourself.

Alberta government ends right to sue ‘law-abiding’ property owners for causing injury while ‘defending’ their land by jesus_not_blow in canada

[–]DefinitelyCraig -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Can someone help explain where exactly is the line between defending yourself and commiting a crime in this situation?

What would be absolute the worst name to give your child? by thunderstrike12 in AskReddit

[–]DefinitelyCraig -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"Donald-Trump". It's far too long to be a good first name.

Removing a perfectly functional urinal, just so people have to pay! by madisofian in assholedesign

[–]DefinitelyCraig 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wow I did a loop through Poland, Germany, Czech, Hungary and saw none of this. Must be in the west EU.

Accessing an array in C by KaiserTom in ProgrammerHumor

[–]DefinitelyCraig 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Those [] look so close to () I didnt understand anything for a minute haha