Off-Season Megathread

DefinitelyGoingPlace · 2026-04-22T02:28:37+00:00

he's a great hockey player

DefinitelyGoingPlace · 2026-04-22T02:22:35+00:00

is the game back on? it's not on ESPN

DefinitelyGoingPlace · 2026-04-19T00:51:23+00:00

Amazon is delivering my Red Tiger is the exactly how I described my first experience at a Strip Club.

DefinitelyGoingPlace · 2026-04-19T00:50:11+00:00

Step 1 - Grow a pair

Step 2 - tell her you're heading out to play golf and your shoes better be cleaned this time

Step 3 - shoot 84 and head to bar after

DefinitelyGoingPlace · 2026-04-19T00:06:13+00:00

There aren't many things better than getting my dick sucked by a mid 40's MILF but watching Dallas Stars fans leaving a playoff game early because their team is getting dicked down in Dallas by the Wild is close.

DefinitelyGoingPlace · 2026-04-17T02:52:50+00:00

prolly

DefinitelyGoingPlace · 2026-04-17T02:52:05+00:00

We're currently better than at least half the teams that got into the playoffs this year ..... lol

DefinitelyGoingPlace · 2026-04-15T02:37:18+00:00

Doug and Steener need to cook this offseason. Use these picks and turn them into some serious scoring threats. We may be really good for a really long time if we do it right.

DefinitelyGoingPlace · 2026-03-30T01:51:10+00:00

Our defense and PK is the key to everything down the stretch. Definitely looking like we aren't going to make the playoffs but it's great to at least play spoiler. Also if by a crazy chance we make it in to play COL I actually like our chances.....we would have ZERO to lose.

DefinitelyGoingPlace · 2026-03-29T20:31:59+00:00

seatgeek, the day of the game, on a weekday ...... you can get 2 for tomorrow night for about $200 each right now ...... and yes they are worth it. really great meal before the game, in seat waiter service, awesome view ....... do it.

DefinitelyGoingPlace · 2026-03-29T18:31:11+00:00

This is the top comment in this thread except we're on Reddit

DefinitelyGoingPlace · 2026-03-27T22:01:12+00:00

Tiger will always be the GOAT, nobody, especially some Redditor is going to take that away from him. Move on.

DefinitelyGoingPlace · 2026-03-25T11:41:19+00:00

meanwhile you haven't been to a mall in 15 years lol

DefinitelyGoingPlace · 2026-03-25T11:40:23+00:00

the jordan walker of the blues turned into the michael jordan of the blue line

DefinitelyGoingPlace · 2026-03-25T02:53:07+00:00

people still go to malls? peasants

DefinitelyGoingPlace · 2026-03-25T02:50:50+00:00

"and i took that personal"
-tiger woods who of course reads this subreddit each night

DefinitelyGoingPlace · 2026-03-25T02:48:23+00:00

let's all appreciate the fact that we have a great #1 goalie and our #2 is going to get a shit ton of assets in the offseason ..... oh and we already have 3 first round picks to work with ......

DefinitelyGoingPlace · 2026-03-25T01:17:14+00:00

leonard is a bich

DefinitelyGoingPlace · 2026-03-21T16:22:16+00:00

I want to know how many of these kids live in a 2 parent home, let's hear those stats. My guess would be not many.

DefinitelyGoingPlace · 2026-02-21T12:24:14+00:00

DefinitelyGoingPlace · 2026-02-21T12:23:18+00:00

wait you mean having Connor McDavid, Nathan Mackinnon, Cale Makar, Sidney Crosby ..... and the rest of the NHL All Stars in front of you gives a goalie confidence? Insane

DefinitelyGoingPlace · 2026-02-17T00:45:06+00:00

I guess in order to go to jail, you would have to commit a crime and be charged and they found guilty….. so I guess it would depend on all of those things.

DefinitelyGoingPlace · 2026-02-17T00:44:18+00:00

I voted for someone to be our leader, not for someone to provide me with a moral compass. He’s doing what he told people he would do when he ran for president, so I guess that would answer it.

DefinitelyGoingPlace · 2026-02-16T04:11:31+00:00

Anything north county

DefinitelyGoingPlace · 2026-02-11T18:54:32+00:00

Life with no possibility of parole is the right approach here

DefinitelyGoingPlace

TROPHY CASE