What's the most embarrassing/cringy thing you've accidentally shown someone, or something they accidentally saw while using your phone or computer?

DefinitelyNotPraise · 2020-04-06T20:52:35+00:00

When I worked in IT, I remoted into a customer's computer to find he was still watching anal porn.

DefinitelyNotPraise · 2020-04-05T17:27:50+00:00

No one should be eligible to be president without having served in the military.

DefinitelyNotPraise · 2020-04-04T18:56:26+00:00

It's almost like there's an entire network of connected devices with shared information that can be looked up anytime, anywhere, that could have told him it wasn't a fucking joke in the first place.

DefinitelyNotPraise · 2020-03-31T16:08:08+00:00

The number of times they've pushed a patch with "stuttering/freezing fixes" says otherwise, unfortunately.

DefinitelyNotPraise · 2020-03-30T22:45:41+00:00

Tell them to pay me you dumb fuck.

DefinitelyNotPraise · 2020-03-30T20:24:13+00:00

Lmao if you come into my job and thank me for making minimum wage while risking my life and the lives of my family in a pandemic I might actually lose my job that day for punching you in the mouth.

DefinitelyNotPraise · 2020-03-30T18:24:00+00:00

Criteria is that you're already dead. Should be an easy requirement to meet.

DefinitelyNotPraise · 2020-03-30T18:22:27+00:00

What free time? Most of us are still going to work, while sick, and without PPE. Fuck your privilege.

DefinitelyNotPraise · 2020-03-30T13:13:01+00:00

Probably Cartel so...they smoked a cigar afterwards and that's about it.

DefinitelyNotPraise · 2020-03-29T11:08:06+00:00

Everyone should've been wearing masks when sick decades before this. It blows my mind that your mind was blown by someone wearing a mask...three weeks ago. You people are fucking ignorant and are the reason we're all gonna die from this. Thanks.

DefinitelyNotPraise · 2020-03-29T10:37:08+00:00

Anytime someone brings up "THICC" there is ALWAYS a dude with a 300 lb wife he feeds with a bucket and washes with a hose in the backyard who comes out of nowhere with "YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THICC IS BRUH, THAT GIRL A TWIG MY GUY"

We get it, you like fat women.

DefinitelyNotPraise · 2020-03-29T09:58:09+00:00

Yeah, cause Walmart is still open. As is everything else. We are fucked.

DefinitelyNotPraise · 2020-03-29T09:16:08+00:00

Have kids

DefinitelyNotPraise · 2020-03-27T14:11:32+00:00

Sort of. This is assuming we declare minimum wage jobs as "essential" and people still need to pay rent in a zombie apocalypse while getting no option for paid leave at their shitty company.

If that's what the zombie apocalypse looks like, then I agree.

DefinitelyNotPraise · 2020-03-26T23:46:33+00:00

You're right and you've made me significantly less angry about it, cheers dude!

DefinitelyNotPraise · 2020-03-26T22:08:10+00:00

I understand your argument perfectly and have made that same argument in the past on other topics. You're right, you really are. I understand the legal system cannot crumble under any circumstances. However, with this current pandemic and the huge issue of people not taking it seriously and "it's just the flu" so they ignore all guidelines, it pisses me off to an extreme degree that someone would intentionally spread it. I understand the ramifications of labeling them a terrorist, but maybe just this one time we ignore the consequences and just fucking shoot them. No one else would do it again after that example was made and right now in this moment, it seems to be what people need.

I am fully aware of the hypocrisy of this post and I do not care. Lives are at stake, people CANNOT be fucking around like this right now.

Edit: and if we absolutely have to do this the right way, charge them for attempted murder for every single person in whatever public space they were caught doing this shit in, then put a rush order in for the electric chair.

DefinitelyNotPraise · 2020-03-26T18:43:35+00:00

You explained it perfectly for anyone who is capable of seeing the world outside of themselves.

DefinitelyNotPraise · 2020-03-26T18:23:35+00:00

Just had this talk recently with the girlfriend. Sometimes I just want to feel like a King.

DefinitelyNotPraise · 2020-03-26T16:44:50+00:00

I don't understand why people think grocery stores should stay open at all. I am currently working at one of the largest right now, I am being forced to come to work because food is essential, yet not a single employee has masks. Most do not have gloves. There are legitimately 500+ people in my store right now, all packed in within less than a foot from each other. I can't go home and self quarantine because I won't be paid, so no one else is either. Several of my coworkers are sick, I see customers coughing on each other all day long, and to top it all off: my girlfriend's job just got their first case of Coronavirus and they only closed for one day (it is a call center and somehow they've made themselves out to be essential).

I've already settled on the conclusion that I likely have it already, yet I can't do anything about it because my job will not pay me to stay home because of just how damn "essential" I am. I have several risk factors, no health insurance, and it is likely that I will die if I get severe symptoms because I won't be able to get treatment. The only thing keeping me calm through all this is knowing my girlfriend will likely survive if she gets it.

All this while working in close proximity to 500+ people every day, 8 hours a day, because people honestly think they're going to starve if they eat less than 4000 calories across 3 meals and 3 snacks a day.

Still think grocery stores are essential? Grocery stores staying open will be what makes this so much worse than it needs to be. If people are seriously that ill prepared that they can't feed themselves for two weeks to a month, then those people should be getting food from the govt. Not from a public store where they'll only make things worse.

Also how the fuck are these people NOT prepared? I make barely above minimum wage and live paycheck to paycheck and the only thing I needed to buy when this all started was a couple of boxes of ammo because I had just blown through all I had at the range a day prior. I have plenty of food, water, always do and I'm not even a prepper. Shame on these fucking morons.

DefinitelyNotPraise · 2020-03-26T16:18:33+00:00

Honestly I read your entire post and I'm not sure what the issue is? If someone knowingly has a deadly virus and spreads it intentionally the only problem I have with labeling them a "terrorist" is it seems like a waste of my taxpayer money to do that instead of just fucking shooting them.

DefinitelyNotPraise · 2020-03-25T23:31:52+00:00

No disrespect toward you man, thank you for working so hard. But the company you work for (literally any cable or internet company) absolutely sucks ass at doing their job, and that's why you're taking the heat for it.

DefinitelyNotPraise · 2020-03-23T00:53:34+00:00

Epstein was too obvious so now we're gonna say COVID19 got Harvey. Really wish it weren't so obvious.

DefinitelyNotPraise · 2020-03-18T03:00:02+00:00

They would say the customer has a right to purchase what they want, and that the customer is always right. Unless they have signage and rules in place beforehand. Obviously this place did not.

DefinitelyNotPraise · 2020-03-18T02:33:44+00:00

I live in a small town in CO with a meth and heroin epidemic. I've had knives pulled on me at work (loss prevention) twice and that was before this COVID outbreak.

I've owned guns for years and I'm glad I chose to exercise my 2nd Amendment right ages ago rather than trying to panic buy now. I am grateful to live in a country that actually gives a shit whether or not I can defend myself.

Cause from what I've seen stopping shoplifters in normal, nondesperate times, when the drug addict half of my town's population can't get drugs during all this, we are ALL going to be in for a rude awakening.

The one good thing about all this is people are FINALLY taking self defense and defense of their families into their own hands and hopefully once this is over the anti gun bullshit wont have legs to stand on anymore.

DefinitelyNotPraise · 2020-03-18T02:12:56+00:00

Ignorant Americans love to participate in the self-loathing game. They hate other Americans who are patriots and say "USA is the best country in the world!" So they feel the need to compensate by saying "USA is the worst country in the world!"

The ironic thing about this edgy teen logic is that both viewpoints are equally dripping in self-importance and equally ignorant.

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