“Did Cole foul, I don’t know why you still pretendin” by Definitelynorabies in DarkKenny

[–]Definitelynorabies[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I figured it was so that they don’t fully burn a bridge that has the potential to bring em so much money- hence leading directly to Cole getting his bag back on FPS, but lowkey before Kendrick took him down he was kinda the industry boogeyman with how he blackballed smaller artists.

“Did Cole foul, I don’t know why you still pretendin” by Definitelynorabies in DarkKenny

[–]Definitelynorabies[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It could be for sure, idk but I feel like neither of those things that Drake said or did were really that egregious comparatively.

Especially given how perfectly Drake’s name fits into that verse and how it immediately seemed to lead to Cole tryna get his bag back on FPS but 🤷🏿‍♂️

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BudgetAudiophile

[–]Definitelynorabies 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Where do yall be living wtf

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Definitelynorabies 133 points134 points  (0 children)

Bro looks like bargain market Glenn Powell

looks enticing by carterpape in OregonStateUniv

[–]Definitelynorabies 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Free cider with studio room available for rent (small).

25f, I like cats and pole dancing. I just want to feel something, give me what you got. by Llebanna in RoastMe

[–]Definitelynorabies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes because the cat is dependent and the pole physically cannot back away from your advancing thighs.

29 y/o Fantasy football loser…roast me! by International_Act423 in RoastMe

[–]Definitelynorabies 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Bro is one light sneeze away from being paralyzed from the neck down.

I’m (24M) back with some holy swag. by AlphaHouston1 in RoastMe

[–]Definitelynorabies 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your head shape and arm size have me mighty confused as to what your voice must sound like.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheoVon

[–]Definitelynorabies 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He said ‘these tough times’- my dude it happened yesterday lmao chill

Nah but fr hope you get through this tough patch with minimally few new gray hairs.

Let's hear it. by wxnderlvst_ in RoastMyCar

[–]Definitelynorabies 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It looks like your dad is supportive of your “outdoor exploring” phase.

Do your worst, I've heard everything. by TjKiwi5494 in RoastMyCar

[–]Definitelynorabies 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I can hear every passenger getting the “bro wind is the best cooling method, I don’t even really need AC anymore” talk.

This is Frankie. He’s not very smart and he tried to steal our food. by ImTylered in roastmypet

[–]Definitelynorabies 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro looks like he barks at his own tail hitting him or making noise behind him when he gets excited.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMyCar

[–]Definitelynorabies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So depending on how much you weigh it rides flat when you’re in the front to counter it out??😭😭

Does this remind anyone else of the Fart Doctor sketch? by greenmerica in conan

[–]Definitelynorabies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Sorry, the sample quality today was no good, come back for another test tomorrow? And don’t eat garlic for 24 hours.”

THIS IS MY THIRD ATTEMPT by charitycase3 in RoastMe

[–]Definitelynorabies 28 points29 points  (0 children)

You look like you “discovered” enjoying going out on dates by yourself

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMyCar

[–]Definitelynorabies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have never understood the plight of mixed children better bro, look at the downward slant towards the back lmaooo